Oh God imagine the shouting.
4 million Moopy posts (and associated shitposting)
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Dark Carnival
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ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
Wait, had Soldi actually left?
win_the_game
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I’m drunk but Moopy has driven me mad since Tuesday night
Last post on Saturday and he hasn’t been seen since. Hope you’re happy folks.
Dark Carnival
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SATURDAY?! 
ZenGiraffe
Panini S.p.a.
Get this in the Last post thread immediately!Last post on Saturday and he hasn’t been seen since. Hope you’re happy folks.
Kate
mildly communist
MIA since the early hours of Sunday. Unprecedented!
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AGinAg (37)
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Soldi dead after listening to Kate Bush backwards with unknown assailant.
Iguana
Like beautiful robots dancing alone
Are we going to have a mod by-election?
SATURDAY?!
This is SOLDI.
Kate
mildly communist
I know! I wasn't being sarcastic!
Last post on Saturday and he hasn’t been seen since. Hope you’re happy folks.
I think it should be noted that IS quite easy for Moopy to drive one mad without anyone doing anything in particular
Indie
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To be fair, Soldi did log in about an hour ago.
Dark Carnival
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Right, I just said that coz that's usually when I enter my k-hole before emerging a couple of days later, but THIS IS SOLDI!
Dark Carnival
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Should I lure him in with a nude?
Kate
mildly communist
Not murdered by Euphoria or Nancy then. PHEW
PLOT THICKENS.
ZenGiraffe
Panini S.p.a.
Yes, but check it with us first to make sure it's a good one
I thought he was over you.
dmlaw
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It would probably help if you were also holding a bag of Jelly Babies.
Kate
mildly communist
He'a a student, a blue WKD should do it.
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AGinAg (37)
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A scraping of pot and a Dominos voucher.
ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
Unless Nancy has stolen his log in details?
ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
Hello I’m here about the WKD you’re advertising.
Or maybe he’s hanging from the ceiling with the Hoover cord round his neck CHEZ NANCE and only has the strength to login but not post anything
ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
He did post ‘help m...’ in the daily thread, but I’ve no idea who m is so I’m not about to do anything without clear instructions.
Kate
mildly communist
Oh, it seems to have got stuck in my bra.
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AGinAg (37)
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I've heard rumours he's been crushed by a vintage steamroller.
vespertine
God damn it Claude
“I wasn’t going to come back but I was LURED IN WITH A NUDE”
Tale as OLD AS TIME.
ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
I know a technique for dislodging it if you’d like me to try? I forget the name but it was developed in the seventies by a Dr Ernesto Motorboat.
Oh not the old “Pop your head in this carrier bag and see what I’ve bought you” routine
Obviously us more seasoned homosexuals know that the bag is always FULL OF BEES
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AGinAg (37)
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This post is based on a real event. A vintage steam engine fell off a truck and onto a bus. The bus driver survived despite having his stomach torn open (I'm paraphrasing). He was really very mangled.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-essex-34357138
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AGinAg (37)
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WHY?
Iguana
Like beautiful robots dancing alone
DON'T WORRY, he'll be released as soon as he's sent in his MP3