4 million Moopy posts (and associated shitposting)

[Madison]

Okay, what celebrity am I thinking of?

Delta Goodrem

 

[ButterTart]

Carrie Symonds

No, over 40

 

[Tisch]

Madonna

 

[ButterTart]

Delta Goodrem

No, not a singer

 

[Sheena]

Kate McCann

 

[ButterTart]

Madonna

No, younger than 70

 

[Madison]

Okay, what celebrity am I thinking of?

Jackie Chan

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bjork

 

[Dark Carnival]

Selena Gomez

 

[ButterTart]

Kate McCann

No, married more than once

 

[ButterTart]

Selena Gomez

OVER 40 BUT LESS THAN 70

 

[ButterTart]

Bjork

No, not European

 

[ButterTart]

Jackie Chan

Same profession

 

[Dark Carnival]

Salma Hayek

 

[ButterTart]

Salma Hayek

No, she's white (and I wouldn't have thought she'd be too thrilled with any suggestion to the contrary)

 

[Madison]

Okay, what celebrity am I thinking of?

Shilpa Shetty

 

[ButterTart]

To recap:
Non-European white actress between 40 and 70 with a problematic relationship with race.

 

[ButterTart]

Shilpa Shetty

No, not from or descended from Asia.

 

[Madison]

Okay, what celebrity am I thinking of?

Roseanne Barr

 

[ButterTart]

Roseanne Barr

YES!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Roseanne Barr

 

[Dark Carnival]

ARRRGGH!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Madison]

I refuse the title and pass it to Dark Carnival out of pity.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'll TAKE it!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Which celebrity am I thinking of?

 

[Madison]

.

 

[Madison]

Which celebrity am I thinking of?

Is it the Winged Victory of Samothrace?

 

[Tisch]

Edith Piaf

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is it the Winged Victory of Samothrace?

An actual person

 

[Dark Carnival]

Edith Piaf

Not DEAD

 

[Madison]

Which celebrity am I thinking of?

Is it @Eileen ?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Which celebrity am I thinking of?

Vanessa Paradis

 

[Tisch]

Rachel Stevens

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is it @Eileen ?

Not a moopy poster

 

[Dark Carnival]

Vanessa Paradis

Not French

 

[AlgoAlex]

Not French

Melanie C

 

[Madison]

Which celebrity am I thinking of?

Is it Emmanuel Macron’s elderly wife?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Rachel Stevens

Was never part of S Club (7 or junior)