Friday has a knife fight at Nancy's haunted guest house

ButterTart

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This is the dream I've just woken up from in which we were all staying at Nancy's hotel before a rave. Highlights include Kate stabbing Drew Barrymore to death, me shouting 'speak English' at Tisch and Ig because they were plotting against us in Cantonese, dUb repeatedly saying 'It's all in jest' when I was trying to speak to him, and me lying in bed watching videos of a ghost standing in the corner of the room I was staying in.

And now I can't get back to sleep, so Nancy's getting a shocking review on Trip Advisor.
 
I haven’t even gone to bed yet. Go back to sleep.
 
Well all I can say is 你应该小心那些男孩

I told him already but @COB tragically drowned in the sea in my dream last week as the water level rose and rose. Fortunately I saved his presumed younger brother from the squat he was living in, but he did insult me quite harshly in what I can only assume was Scottish
 
Well I’m awake. Not working today so not sure what to do until 10am when it’s appropriate to get out of bed.
 
她甚至有新的山雀

Also: don't suppose it's new-thread-worthy but the news this morning that the Pope has been a NAUGHTY boy liking a booby pic on Insta has really got to me.

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ButterTart said:
This is the dream I've just woken up from in which we were all staying at Nancy's hotel before a rave. Highlights include Kate stabbing Drew Barrymore to death, me shouting 'speak English' at Tisch and Ig because they were plotting against us in Cantonese, dUb repeatedly saying 'It's all in jest' when I was trying to speak to him, and me lying in bed watching videos of a ghost standing in the corner of the room I was staying in.

And now I can't get back to sleep, so Nancy's getting a shocking review on Trip Advisor.
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THANKS TO YOU, I’VE JUST HAD A £10,000 FINE FOR BREAKING LOCKDOWN RESTRICTIONS :evil:
 
Morning!

The highlight of my day today is going to be Amazon delivering me a butter dish. I think I'll celebrate with some Nigella recipe toast once it is here.
 
Diddy said:
Well all I can say is 你应该小心那些男孩

I told him already but @COB tragically drowned in the sea in my dream last week as the water level rose and rose. Fortunately I saved his presumed younger brother from the squat he was living in, but he did insult me quite harshly in what I can only assume was Scottish
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:D:D:D
 
I have a GAY RUGBY PLAYER coming to pick up the chairs I put on freecycle this afternoon. Probably the most exciting thing to happen to me all month.
 
Diddy said:
Well all I can say is 你应该小心那些男孩

I told him already but @COB tragically drowned in the sea in my dream last week as the water level rose and rose. Fortunately I saved his presumed younger brother from the squat he was living in, but he did insult me quite harshly in what I can only assume was Scottish
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What did my fictional younger brother look like? I mainly want to know if he had hair so I know whether or not to be jealous.
 
Now I regret letting LISA have the side table when I should’ve vetted all the responses and given it to the hottest guy rather than the first enquiry.
 
13 people wanted that side table, one could’ve been my soul mate, fucking LISA hasn’t even confirmed when she’s picking it up.
 
COB said:
What did my fictional younger brother look like? I mainly want to know if he had hair so I know whether or not to be jealous.
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Or like your avatar so we can all decide whether to conveniently bend over for the soap when he pops by to insult us quite harshly in what we can only assume is Scottish
 
Lucille said:
13 people wanted that side table, one could’ve been my soul mate, fucking LISA hasn’t even confirmed when she’s picking it up.
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Tell her the dog sicked up all over it and it's no longer available - it's not like she's wasted her money, is it?
 
COB said:
Tell her the dog sicked up all over it and it's no longer available - it's not like she's wasted her money, is it?
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She might say I’LL JUST RINSE IT OFF LUV. I know what people in Hackney are like. @Lucille Say you fell on it and it BROKE :disco:
 
Lucille said:
I have a GAY RUGBY PLAYER coming to pick up the chairs I put on freecycle this afternoon. Probably the most exciting thing to happen to me all month.
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how did you find out he was a gay rugby player

“hey m8 is the chairs still available? I’ll pick up later on the way to gay rugby”
 
COB said:
What did my fictional younger brother look like? I mainly want to know if he had hair so I know whether or not to be jealous.
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not jealous that he lived and you died?? :D

He was a skinhead urchin so I can’t be sure
 
I've just ordered Mr Ag a Kim Woodburn personalised message for his birthday. I hope it's worth every penny :)
 
Diddy said:
how did you find out he was a gay rugby player

“hey m8 is the chairs still available? I’ll pick up later on the way to gay rugby”
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:D I’m loving IS the chairs still available :horny:

OH DEAR THERE GOES THE SOAP
 
Ms Ron and all my mates went a secret party without me and when I found out about it and turned up they were all winding down and I was just getting started. I woke up fuming.
 
But apparently I ate all the cake she baked for someone so I guess we're square.
 
That awful @Lucille is blates giving away all the furniture which came with the flat in the hope of a fat one up the bum in return for her SELFLESS GENEROSITY
 
I dreamt about someone I was at school with who I didn't mind but wasn't friends with. Genuinely hadn't thought about the guy in 30 years. Odd.
 
I had a dream about a week ago about the person I had a bit of a falling out with but apologised to, and we still aren’t really talking regularly. In the dream she was all disappointed at me for not sending a message (which is sort of exactly the sort of interaction I’m not here for)

then a few days ago she was there again and we sort of made up.

Has my subconscious forgiven myself?
 
Tisch said:
她甚至有新的山雀

Also: don't suppose it's new-thread-worthy but the news this morning that the Pope has been a NAUGHTY boy liking a booby pic on Insta has really got to me.

p0677fn2.jpg
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I read about that the other day. Apparently the Vatican are launching an investigation :D they were able to confirm that the like did, in fact, come from The Holy See.

The Barbara Streisand effect in FULL FORCE.
 
Diddy said:
how did you find out he was a gay rugby player

“hey m8 is the chairs still available? I’ll pick up later on the way to gay rugby”
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You joke but I know someone who plays GAY RUGBY and he'll drop it into ANY convo.
 
Gangsta Nancy Lam said:
I read about that the other day. Apparently the Vatican are launching an investigation :D they were able to confirm that the like did, in fact, come from The Holy See.

The Barbara Streisand effect in FULL FORCE.
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Her response "At least I'm going to heaven" :emoji_joy:
 
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