Friday has a knife fight at Nancy's haunted guest house

Ah the best part of the week... the end of it.

Imma get drunk and cuddle floofers! (I learned yesterday not to call them fluffers)
 
If anyone wants some musical accompaniment to the ASFM results, this is shaping up to be very Moopy-friendly.
 
Lucille said:
@Nancy YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR HOLE YOUR HAUNTED GUESTHOUSE.
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You look at me and you know I'm trouble
You should run just as fast as you can
One flash, game over
Here in front of you I stand
I know you're only gonna burst my bubble butt
Trouble is my ass don't care
It's ignoring all the danger signs
Stop, slow down, have a deep douche, prepare


I'm willing to be fearless, reckless, oh yes
For the dick I'll get


(Chorus)
My ass has got a real deep hole
Won’t listen to a word I say
Doesn't it know that I get hurt too
When it takes dick that way
And when it takes, I gape
I don't know how much more dick I can take
Doesn't it know that I get hurt too
When it puts out that way


Too many times I've witnessed
My ass make a fool of itself
So sure I'm gonna top someone today
Always end up taking someone else
My ass has got a real malfunction
Always flippin into over ride
When I tell it to be sensible
Oh, it overrules my dom top mind


I'm willing to be open, submissive, oh yes
To the dick I'll get


(Chorus)


Stop, slow down, take a deep breath
Think about the dick I'm taking
Think about how big he is
Stop, slow down, take a second
Before you slide right in
It's gonna be my hole you destroy

(Chorus)
 
I cried in front of my class today because they had organised a birthday video and it was so sweet. Then I cried again when a boy I had taught when he was six (and is now 14) had a card sent to the school that said without me he would not be who he is today. I was an absolute PUDDLE of tears
 
Suomi said:
I cried in front of my class today because they had organised a birthday video and it was so sweet. Then I cried again when a boy I had taught when he was six (and is now 14) had a card sent to the school that said without me he would not be who he is today. I was an absolute PUDDLE of tears
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WHAT DO YOU TEACH?
 
Suomi said:
I cried in front of my class today because they had organised a birthday video and it was so sweet. Then I cried again when a boy I had taught when he was six (and is now 14) had a card sent to the school that said without me he would not be who he is today. I was an absolute PUDDLE of tears
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Stahp, the emotion is spreading
That is so wholesome. Happy birthday :emoji_heart_eyes:
 
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