ASFM: A Beryl-ation: The Final Act

[Suomi]

The problem with the jury voting twice is that we already KNOW their average, so it just gives my fiancé an even further advan - I mean, it just gives the leading contestants an even further advantage

 

[RJN]

We were allowed to if we wanted to. I didn't because it seemed like overkill but I guess others felt differently

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WHAT THE LIVING FUCK?

 

[Kate]

I HOPE MY VOTES ARE SOON

 

[Nancy]

When is the interval? I need to go out for a ciggie.

OH DON’T! I WANT TO GO GET A PACK FOR THE WEEKEND NOW

 

[Zu]

Oh this about to get real nasty. I do hope there is no alcohol involved.

It already did. In any case he’s JUST A BIT GIDDY ON PEPSI APPARENTLY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I HOPE MY VOTES ARE SOON

I think they're in the order we voted.

 

[Berly]

especially if this wasn’t clear to all jurors??

It was crystal clear.... @COB too busy with the goose to read properly

 

[Tisch]

I didn't realise I could've voted AS WELL! Oh no

OMG

 

[COB]

I'd like to confirm to everyone that at least your beloved local COBbunist only voted as part of the jury. No idea about the rest of the WRECKERS I'm afraid.

 

[funky]

Im HIGHLY AMUSED by this revelation mostly because I saw it coming like a slow car crash and was just waiting for it to slide on by and cause mayhem

fortunately I brought popcorn with me tonight

Carry on

 

[ButterTart]

Votes from @RaspberrySwirl

100 pts - Shivum Sharma – Ride (India)
30 pts - Janice – Hearts Will Bleed (Sweden)
5 pts - Hal Incandenza – Footprints On The Shore (The Pendulous Republic of Nork)
5 pts - Saada Bonaire – You Could Be More As You Are (Azawad)
5 pts - Overcoats – The Fool (Other World Kingdom
5 pts - Kaminski - Полюби меня (Russia)

With the exception of Russia, what singularly HATEFUL votes.

 

[Suomi]

We were allowed to if we wanted to. I didn't because it seemed like overkill but I guess others felt differently

You stupid bitch - those straight jurors are going to run wild!

 

[Nancy]

I think they're in the order we voted.

EVEN IF THE SCORES AREN’T IN THE ORDER OF RANKING

 

[Tisch]

When is the interval? I need to go out for a ciggie.

DEFINITELY NOT YET

 

[Berly]

Next up - It's @Nancy

 

[dmlaw]

We were allowed to if we wanted to. I didn't because it seemed like overkill but I guess others felt differently

For me, it felt like just-enough-kill.

 

[dUb]

I didn't VOTE vote either x

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It was crystal clear.... @COB too busy with the goose to read properly

Currently watching @COB check for receipts. This is great fun

 

[Raining on Me]

For fuck's sake @COB you actually liked my song and now you've doomed it further by not voting

If I have to share seating with the SIDE TWO LOT, I JUST MIGHT DIE.

 

[Suomi]

I didn't VOTE vote either x

for gods sake

 

[Nancy]

I think they're in the order we voted.

THEY CAN’T BE. I VOTED QUITE LATE

 

[funky]

SOMEONE CALL ALLEGHENY COUNTY IMMEDIATELY TO VERIFY THESE VOTES

 

[Rita]

OH DON’T! I WANT TO GO GET A PACK FOR THE WEEKEND NOW

When I am on the wine darling, I would smoke 4 at once if I could.

BAD RITA

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So the posters who were chucked out were rewarded with TWO SETS OF VOTES?

No more twists she said.

 

[Berly]

Votes from @Nancy

35 - Haakon Pederson - Nattens Drottning (DADDYHOLE ROAD)
27 – Hailee Steinfeld – Back To Life (ISLE OF BASICS)
21 – The Sound of Arrows – Beautiful Life (PORTUGAL)
19 – The Shins – Heartworms Flipped (ALBUQUERQUE)
17 – Italove – Strangers In The Night (PENNSYLVANIA BALLOT COUNTING CENTER)
9 – Hogland – Scars (HOGLAND ISLAND)
7 – Lights – Second Go (NOVA SCOTIA)
6 – DJ Aron – One Life (DECAPOD10)
6 – Kano – Another Life (INDOCHINE FRANCAISE)
3 – Baby Queen – Want Me (BURIKANO FASO)

 

[ButterTart]

You stupid bitch - those straight jurors are going to run wild!

Oh I do hope so!

 

[Kate]

I can't imagine Indie cared enough to vote twice. dmlaw WHO KNOWS

 

[Suomi]

I look forward to RaspberrySwirl’s THIRD surprise vote

 

[Nancy]

When I am on the wine darling, I would smoke 4 at once if I could.

BAD RITA

I’M ON THE WINE. SHALL I GO GET A PACK?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THEY CAN’T BE. I VOTED QUITE LATE

oh!

 

[dUb]

How INCENDIARY would it be for me to say that I didn't realise I could vote properly either?

/forgot

 

[Iguana]

@Beryl obviously just didn't make enough people hate him with the knockouts

 

[Tisch]

.

 

[Rita]

I’M ON THE WINE. SHALL I GO GET A PACK?

Yeah, do it.x

 

[Indie]

I can't imagine Indie cared enough to vote twice. dmlaw WHO KNOWS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The evidence @COB has provided me suggests that he did not have a second vote.

THIS IS A STOLEN ELECTION!

STOP THE COUNT!

COUNT THE VOTES!

 

[Berly]

Omg you lot... complaining chopping posters would result in less votes then complaining about the amount of votes! GIVE ME STRENGTH

 

[OutSynk]

Votes from @Nancy

35 - Haakon Pederson - Nattens Drottning (DADDYHOLE ROAD)
27 – Hailee Steinfeld – Back To Life (ISLE OF BASICS)
21 – The Sound of Arrows – Beautiful Life (PORTUGAL)
19 – The Shins – Heartworms Flipped (ALBUQUERQUE)
17 – Italove – Strangers In The Night (PENNSYLVANIA BALLOT COUNTING CENTER)
9 – Hogland – Scars (HOGLAND ISLAND)
7 – Lights – Second Go (NOVA SCOTIA)
6 – DJ Aron – One Life (DECAPOD10)
6 – Kano – Another Life (INDOCHINE FRANCAISE)
3 – Baby Queen – Want Me (BURIKANO FASO)

Nancy of the FLINSTONES would of course have THAT as his top vote.

 

[Suomi]

How INCENDIARY would it be for me to say that I didn't realise I could vote properly either?

/forgot

MR NAEF!

the only juror who was allowed a surprise second vote was the one who gave Beryl 1,000 points