ASFM: A Beryl-ation: The Final Act

[Kate]

I'd quite like to know how CLOSE I was to the CHOP

CHOPPEES, if you'd known about the twist, would you have entered different songs?

 

[Lucille]

I'd quite like to know how CLOSE I was to the CHOP

CHOPPEES, if you'd known about the twist, would you have entered different songs?

NO.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Guys I’m making garlic doughballs for
@Suomi. Think the wedding’s off. He’s taking solace in the beefcake in a nice coat representing Hungary (2017).

 

[Lucille]

In fact it’s only inspired me to be MORE DIVISIVE.

 

[Zu]

CHOPPEES, if you'd known about the twist, would you have entered different songs?

ABSOLUTELY NOT

 

[Kate]

Also would @ButterTart have chopped the CGI slags if he hadn't already had a wank that day?

 

[funky]

12th place for me.

ELEVENTH for me. ELEVENTH IS WORSE

BRIDESMAID AGAIN

 

[win_the_game]

Also would @ButterTart have chopped the CGI slags if he hadn't already had a wank that day?

BT only has ONE wank a day?

 

[OutSynk]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

Omg the artistic integrity.

 

[Devil]

To be fair you were on my fringes, really sorry you have to spend your days on the right hand side county. But at least you WON that region

Grade A cunt.

Still love you babes, maybe for Xmas one send something fucking listenable and you can have my 12

 

[Nancy]

I CAN ALREADY GUARANTEE YOU THAT I’M GOING TO FINISH TOP 5 FOR THE XMAS ASFM

 

[Zu]

As much as I was ultimately relieved to not be part of it, I was obviously affronted that No Bra was chopped as I genuinely like it, there were far inferior entries in Round 1 and I thought its somewhat dirty sound and MUCHO FOREIGN might appeal to my fellow loungers MAIS OBV NOT EVERYONE

 

[OutSynk]

ELEVENTH for me. ELEVENTH IS WORSE

BRIDESMAID AGAIN

Oh I’ve been there.

 

[Lucille]

I have several beautiful and lovely songs for ASFM XMAS, all now IN THE BIN.

 

[funky]

Did I win?

Yes, something about complaining the most babes, I don't know I wasn't paying attention

There's a place on the podium for everyone!

 

[OutSynk]

I’m probably going to sit the Xmas one out and join @Zu-Klara in the rehab.

 

[Kate]

I CAN ALREADY GUARANTEE YOU THAT I’M GOING TO FINISH TOP 5 FOR THE XMAS ASFM

Oh god it's Bob The Builder isn't it

 

[Zu]

I’m probably going to sit the Xmas one out and join @Zu-Klara in the rehab.

Yoy bring the Haribo, I’ll bring the cognac, Valium and lovely neck couture

 

[Tisch]

I only bothered chopping in the first round:


5 Marta Sanchez – Brillar Spain
4 The Sound of Arrows – Beautiful Life Portugal
3 Italove – Strangers In The Night
Pennsylvania Ballot Counting Center
2 Baby Queen – Want Me Burikana Faso
1 King Princess - Pussy Is God Genovia

You're a CUNT for this but you did give me a :emoji_fire: on Instagram the other day so you're forgiven for now x

 

[ButterTart]

BT only has ONE wank a day?

I'm 37 now, I can leave it a week and still only muster a little cloud of soot to show for it.

 

[D5K]

Based on this I really want to get to know @ButterTart and his taste in music better

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well done for shaping the drama @Beryl.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well done for shaping the drama @Beryl.

That said...

ASFXMAS COMING VERY SOON!

NO TWISTS!
NORMAL VOTING!
VISIBLE SCOREBOARDS WITH POSTER NAMES AND POSITIONS!
A MANAGABLE LEVEL OF DRAMA!
AN AVAILABLE ORGANISER!
LOTS OF FESTIVE NONSENSE!

THE THEME IS:

CHRISTMAS PARTY!

START PLANNING NOW!

 

[RJN]

I'd quite like to know how CLOSE I was to the CHOP

CHOPPEES, if you'd known about the twist, would you have entered different songs?

No, I really thought it would be well liked

 

[straightorbroken]

I'm currently stunned on page 25 to be page 2 of the leader board. I genuinely thought I was walking this one.

 

[straightorbroken]

Okay, page 31. It seems to have been "won". What a sure Jan of a contest. I'm blaming beryl's science bit, raspberry's lunchtime bread bit and lights for looking like Ashlee fucking Simpson.

 

[OutSynk]

I’m probably going to sit the Xmas one out and join @Zu-Klara in the rehab.

I’VE CHANGED MY MIND.

 

[Diddy]

Oh my

ok I’m going to wade through all this again after work but THERE ARE THINGS I WANT TO SAY

 

[RS]

You're a CUNT for this but you did give me a :emoji_fire: on Instagram the other day so you're forgiven for now x

That’s the spirit.

 

[Whatevar]

Yes, something about complaining the most babes, I don't know I wasn't paying attention

There's a place on the podium for everyone!

YAY!

 

[Suomi]

I hope @Beryl is okay. As fun as this seems to run, it also seems like a complete nightmare

 

[Beverley]

YAY!

Babes, will you play again?

 

[straightorbroken]

Yeah, Beryl, Berylation was a monster hit, so bravo and whomever has locked you in that car park has done moopy entertainment the world of good if not your own personal health.

 

[Soldi]

Crikey, some people took the results way too seriously last night

 

[Whatevar]

Babes, will you play again?

 

[Rita]

Stay Rita!

I peaked too EARLY!

:emoji_face_palm:

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I note Beryl hadn't been on since last night. Did ASFM kill him?

 

[Nancy]

I note Beryl hadn't been on since last night. Did ASFM kill him?

HE’S BEING INVESTIGATED FOR ELECTORAL FRAUD

 

[Iguana]

I think he's probably sick of us and really who could blame him?

 

[Soldi]

People really did STOP THE CUNT

Poor Berly