Tuesday reckons it's something special

Soz. Dark, drizzly, quiet in the office, the people I like most are either off sick or have left...the sadness of things feels a bit chunky on the ol' shoulders today.
 
Got a little drunk accidentally last night so feeling sorry for myself in bed.
 
I’m so tired, I got up at 5.30am to go to Kyoto to see the autumn leaves which it turns out were either gone or not there yet (probably the former)

my friend wanted me to see him en route home, and I left to go home and take a rest before going to dinner with a hot visiting piece (and who turns out to be a late-40s French male friend ugh), but he asked if we can meet earlier so I’m right back out, gonna die
 
Diddy said:
I don’t LIKE IT!
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A likely story...

It's one of the more interesting linguistic turns of the last few years, the increasing popularity of the phrase "shat the bad" when someone has messed something up or something has gone wrong.

One of our main computer systems was down about a month ago (let's call it DENDEN) and I was on the late shift...so I strolled in, bid my colleagues a polite good morning and was advised "Denden's shat the bed". I was expected to know what this meant and found myself just a mite bewildered.
 
We have the COUNCIL coming round this morning to do health and safety checks because our landlord ‘forgot’ to inform them that five people live in the house now.
 
I recieved a jury citation for the High Court this morning which has put me in a right foul mood.
 
I regret to inform you that I did not indulge in a PISS AND SHIT SOIRÉE last night.

Lockdown hangovers really are THE WORST aren’t they? I only had 3 1/2 pints and I feel like a HUSK.
 
I've woken up very early for a few days in a row now and its really annoying because it means I'm not getting enough sleep for no reason!
 
Lucille said:
Lockdown hangovers really are THE WORST aren’t they? I only had 3 1/2 pints and I feel like a HUSK.
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Even worse when they’re combined with lockdown internet hangovers. Honestly my brain can feel ANAGRAMMED
 
I'm looking into PGCEs right now, because I never want to work in an office again and it's time to get a vocational qualification.
 
What are the gay bars like there, Dids? A friend of mine who went to Japan said there were specific ones for foreigners and they weren't allowed to go to the other ones, but I'm wondering if that's only in certain areas (they were in Tokyo I THINK).
 
It was worth having to run for the last train, even though now I’m sweating like a cornered nun
 
COB said:
What are the gay bars like there, Dids? A friend of mine who went to Japan said there were specific ones for foreigners and they weren't allowed to go to the other ones, but I'm wondering if that's only in certain areas (they were in Tokyo I THINK).
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oh I didn’t find that, I guess there are more forrenz in Tokyo, or maybe they just looked like awful white people. The bartender liked the white meat I think
 
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The concept of going to bars and touching strangers feels so novel. Honestly, I’d settle for a coffee shop and no touching but I can’t even have that.
 
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You can’t get covid from sucking dick, I’m sure someone in London has a glory hole.
 
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Luckily there are special masks just for it
 
Ag said:
Are glory holes, still a thing?

Grim.
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OH I DON’T KNOW. At least you don’t have to speak to them

I once met someone who had a souvenir cubicle door from an old cottage in his bedroom. This was the one who said CAMPS DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED :)
 
Zu-Klara said:
OH I DON’T KNOW. At least you don’t have to speak to them

I once met someone who had a souvenir cubicle door from an old cottage in his bedroom. This was the one who said CAMPS DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED :)
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LET HIM DIE!
 
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