RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE (5 Viewers)

[Kate]

DIDN’T WE DISCUSS THAT A WHILE AGO

 

[Nancy]

DIDN’T WE DISCUSS THAT A WHILE AGO

MAYBE. BUT JACK BRANNING PUT DOWN AN AUDIBLY EMPTY TAKEAWAY COFFEE CUP EARLIER TONIGHT AND THEN PROCEEDED TO EMPTY A SACHET OF SUGAR IN IT, WHICH PISSED ME OFF NO END.

 

[Zu]

And ‘mate’

Weirdly I don’t mind MATE although it’s always a transparent attempt to be “straight-acting”. You get quite a lot of that on Fab Guys but then most of them have wives in the next room whipping up a Dream Topping afters while they’re busy browsing through the deluxe selection of classy profile pics of COCKS

 

[Soldi]

Weirdly I don’t mind MATE although it’s always a transparent attempt to be “straight-acting”. You get quite a lot of that on Fab Guys but then most of them have wives in the next room whipping up a Dream Topping afters while they’re busy browsing through the deluxe selection of classy profile pics of COCKS

Shall I call u m8 from now on instead of DEAR pet?!

 

[Zu]

Shall I call u m8 from now on instead of DEAR pet?!

“Pet”

ANYTHING is better than DEAR

 

[Tisch]

I clock myself using MATE on skype to my work colleagues sometimes and it really is disgusting.

 

[jivafox]

My friend and I started using “mate” ironically but then it fucking STUCK.

 

[RJN]

My friend and I started using “mate” ironically but then it fucking STUCK.

Thats me with YOLO and I HATE it

 

[Soldi]

Thats me with YOLO and I HATE it

Lol.

 

[RJN]

Lol.

.

 

[RJN]

Also, the very worst Americans like to say MATE and use BLOODY as an adjective so that's a random thing I hate

 

[Tisch]

Also, the very worst Americans like to say MATE and use BLOODY as an adjective so that's a random thing I hate

REALLY? The last American I knew, I had to explain the word "WHILST" to

 

[RJN]

REALLY? The last American I knew, I had to explain the word "WHILST" to

To clarify, these are not actually the worst Americans, but:

There are a certain subset of Americans I met at university who love Dr. Who and Sherlock, use those words, and glorify England. They tend to be generally annoying.

Nothing like me, who loves Girls Aloud and Sophie Ellis-Bextor, and glorified England for them.

 

[RJN]

REALLY? The last American I knew, I had to explain the word "WHILST" to

Some people really can't understand CONTEXT CLUES

 

[Tisch]

To clarify, these are not actually the worst Americans, but:

There are a certain subset of Americans I met at university who love Dr. Who and Sherlock, use those words, and glorify England. They tend to be generally annoying.

Nothing like me, who loves Girls Aloud and Sophie Ellis-Bextor, and glorified England for them.

On the flipside I have "friends" who pronounce vitamins with an "eye" and talk about "candy" and I treat them with equal disdain.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor transcends nationality so that's FINE.

 

[Tisch]

Some people really can't understand CONTEXT CLUES

I think my answer to him was "WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS IN THAT SENTENCE?"

 

[RJN]

On the flipside I have "friends" who pronounce vitamins with an "eye" and talk about "candy" and I treat them with equal disdain.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor transcends nationality so that's FINE.

I think the lesson here is that it's never good to be a poser

Unless of course its better than your real personality. Or its about Sophie

 

[RJN]

I think my answer to him was "WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS IN THAT SENTENCE?"

He probably voted for Trump

 

[Ellie]

Aren’t Dr. Who and Sherlock to American Anglophiles a bit like the new Benny Hill and Fawlty Towers?

 

[RJN]

Probably but their fans haven't bothered me in real life so it isn't the same (I don't know what or who Benny Hill is)

 

[jivafox]

Basically Soldi but sped up.

 

[Kate]

To clarify, these are not actually the worst Americans, but:

There are a certain subset of Americans I met at university who love Dr. Who and Sherlock, use those words, and glorify England. They tend to be generally annoying.

Ha. This is my (excellent) American friend, but she lives over here. Been here 6 years and still learning - the other week her mind was blown by our spelling of “pyjamas”.

 

[RJN]

Ha. This is my (excellent) American friend, but she lives over here. Been here 6 years and still learning - the other week her mind was blown by our spelling of “pyjamas”.

Even though I just called other people posers minutes ago, I prefer that spelling and am ready to start using it

 

[Soldi]

Basically Soldi but sped up.

 

[GNL]

To clarify, these are not actually the worst Americans, but:

There are a certain subset of Americans I met at university who love Dr. Who and Sherlock, use those words, and glorify England. They tend to be generally annoying.

Nothing like me, who loves Girls Aloud and Sophie Ellis-Bextor, and glorified England for them.

I went to uni with people like that and they were actually IN ENGLAND.

Tumblr was a curse.

 

[RJN]

I went to uni with people like that and they were actually IN ENGLAND.

Tumblr was a curse.

I can't tell if that is MORE or LESS unfortunate

 

[RJN]

Basically Soldi but sped up.

If this is about me then:



If this is not about me:

I'm sorry for looking so self-centered

 

[Soldi]

I don’t know what jiva means

 

[RJN]

I don’t know what jiva means

Probably only nice and kind things

 

[jivafox]

If this is about me then:



If this is not about me:

I'm sorry for looking so self-centered

I was just answering your question about Benny Hill!

 

[RJN]

I was just answering your question about Benny Hill!

Well then that both answers the question and leads to even more questions

 

[Soldi]

Probably only nice and kind things

Wrong forum for that luv

 

[RJN]

Wrong forum for that luv

thanks dear.

 

[Soldi]

Still @jivafox explain

 

[Lucille]

Wrong forum for that luv

Have you not GROUND your AXE to a NUBBIN yet?

 

[jivafox]

Still @jivafox explain

 

[RJN]

"In The Style of Shania Twain" Why would someone make that?? Now THAT is a random thing I hate

 

[Zu]

I’LL STEP IN

Benny Hill was a British comedian whose TV shows always ended with him making a nuisance of himself and being chased in a ludicrously sped up sequence, usually by women



Before you judge, it’s all we had in the seventies apart from power cuts and having to wipe our bottoms with newspaper

 

[RJN]

I
Before you judge, it’s all we had in the seventies apart from power cuts and having to wipe our bottoms with newspaper

You had BACCARA!

 

[Kate]

You are too kind @Zu-Klara. I was just about to say GOOGLE IT YOU LAZY CHILDREN