RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

RJN said:
I don't know what totty means, but don't worry @Kate, I'll Google it
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This is the definitive image of TOTTY

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Didn’t sultry Gem start charging 50 QUID for selfies in her boutique or some such or am I making that up?
 
Here’s some SULTRY GEM CHAT

https://www.moopy.co.uk/threads/what-do-you-think-of-gemma-collins.96507/
 
My favourite Gemma Collins moment is the first “RIGHT?” featured in this trilogy. I like to use it a lot in real life when people BORE me with things that aren’t really THAT relevant.

 


Good evening how are you?

I’m not good.

What’s up? You ill? :)

NO I’M NOT FUCKING ILL GEMMA.
 
Lucille said:
Yeah a lot of working class moved there also to live in the suburbs/escape East London.
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This is how my dad's family ended up there. It was a government incentive to go and live in the lovely new town they were building and start a family. The shops in those days were nice little vans that drove door to door.

What is this quaint little family town I'm describing? BASILDON of course.
 
Being PHONED UP by the company I’m renting the new flat from at EIGHT in the morning to confirm that I was able to go to the appointment at their office only for them to be COMPLETELY CONFUSED by my PRESENCE when I arrived.
 
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Soldi said:
Being PHONED UP by the company I’m renting the new flat from at EIGHT in the morning to confirm that I was able to go to the appointment at their office only for them to be COMPLETELY CONFUSED by my PRESENCE when I arrived.
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:D “Who ARE you? WHY ARE YOU HERE?”
 
Kate said:
Oh have I not said RECRUITMENT AGENTS yet?
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OH GOD THEM. They make Gemma Collins look DEEP

I had an interview with one of them once and they blabbed on about how very PROFESSIONAL and CONFIDENT I was to a prospective employer

“Clearly nervous and looks a right state” would have been more like it
 
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Zu-Klara said:
OH GOD THEM. They make Gemma Collins look DEEP

I had an interview with one of them once and they blabbed on about how very PROFESSIONAL and CONFIDENT I was to a prospective employer

“Clearly nervous and looks a right state” would have been more like it
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ANYTHING to guarantee a commission.
 
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Yes but Kate a fully home based position and an EXCELLENT financial package! I’ll have it :disco:
 
RJN said:
My (uneducated) view is that Essex to London is like Orange County to LA, so that description WORKS
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I also live in Essex and from my vague understanding of that analogy it's probably accurate in small pockets, but generally we're all just terrible cunts like everyone else.

Still bizarre to me the infamy that Essex has.

I know I'm late to the convo, but this topic is a legit slog.
 
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Lucille said:
I think Essex is more like our NEW JERSEY tbh. There’s wealth there but the culture is very white working class. Historically it’s where people would move to from the Eastend of London when they made it.
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Lucille said:
There’s definitely money there but only NEW MONEY.
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Yup.

We've started getting a massive influx of Londoners, who have been outpriced by London move to my town. So we get all the poor ones. Lots of delicious drugs now available.

Among them second and third generation immigrant families and as you'd imagine the locals think that's just great :eyes:
 
Ag said:
generally we're all just terrible cunts like everyone else.
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I think this adds to the Orange County comparison (I say having never been to either)

Ag said:
Well you've met me now and I presume I have dispelled that myth :)
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Now I know some people from Essex are brash and some are just frumpy
 
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