ASFXMAS - FESTIVE GALA PARADE - Tonight 8pm!

[Zu]

3 Nigella's Christmas Kitchen

Featuring lip gloss, tossy hair and BOOBS OUT no doubt

 

[Kate]

2 Ed Milliband

I was thinking earlier during the LAST LEG CHAT that this was one of their finer moments

 

[ButterTart]

4 The Bedswell Tundra

That's mint.

 

[SDF]

What is that Ed Milliband descriptor got to do with Xmas?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

5 A White Christmas

 

[Soldi]

I presume they’ve gone tundra = cold = Christmas

 

[Nancy]

What is that Ed Milliband descriptor got to do with Xmas?

HOLLY

 

[Soldi]

5 A White Christmas

 

[Kate]

That's mint.

Well at least someone understands (I don't)

 

[Zu]

I'm really hoping someone went for my second choice, which was a dance banger version of O Come, O Come, Emmanuel by some kids choir.

Or ENYA. Not that her version is exactly DANCE BANGER

 

[Nancy]

HOLLY

AND SNOWFLAKES

 

[octophone]

5 A White Christmas

Le Tits Now.

 

[Rita]

Some of these are RUBBISH.

 

[COB]

5 A White Christmas

This better not be a RACIAL THING

 

[Soldi]

Some of these are RUBBISH.

A bit like your ENTRIES

 

[ButterTart]

Well at least someone understands (I don't)

I just liked the picture, in fairness.

 

[octophone]

Well at least someone understands (I don't)

Same, I'm clueless and Google has delivered nowt.

 

[Indie]

What is that Ed Milliband descriptor got to do with Xmas?

I think he actually sent it as his Christmas card one year, although I might be making that up.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

6 The Gävle Goat

 

[COB]

Some of these are RUBBISH.

Tell us how you really feel

 

[Nancy]

This better not be a RACIAL THING

COCAINE

 

[Zu]

Some of these are RUBBISH.

I see someone failed their diploma at CHARM SCHOOL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

7 Caga tió

 

[Tisch]

6 The Gävle Goat

.

Looking this up immediately

 

[Rita]

A bit like your ENTRIES

GET FUCKED.

 

[Soldi]

6 The Gävle Goat

Gävle = Sweden = @Suomi

 

[Tisch]

7 Caga tió

 

[COB]

7 Caga tió

Love whatever this is!

 

[Soldi]

GET FUCKED.

Oh a FULL STOP as well! She’s ANGRY!

 

[ButterTart]

Here was me expecting a turkey or a splendid wreath.

 

[Nancy]

I see someone failed their diploma at CHARM SCHOOL

RITA CAN WALK WITH A BOOK BALANCED ON HER HEAD.

A TUPPERWARE CATALOGUE.

 

[Zu]

7 Caga tió

Well this is clearly SOME PERVERT

I’m fingering @ZenGiraffe

 

[Rita]

Oh a FULL STOP as well! She’s ANGRY!

I’ll put a full stop on your WHOLE BEING if you don’t PIPE DOWN.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

8 Little Drummer Boy

 

[Rita]

Oh I LOVE Little Drummer Boy.

 

[Tisch]

8 Little Drummer Boy

HOT!

 

[COB]

8 Little Drummer Boy

Speaking of HAIRY BACKS

 

[octophone]

8 Little Drummer Boy

CURSED.

 

[Iguana]

At least I GET that one!

 

[Rita]

BA RUM PA PUM PUM...