ASFXMAS - FESTIVE GALA PARADE - Tonight 8pm!

[AGinAg (37)]

9 Sprouts

 

[win_the_game]

Love whatever this is!

Google says it's a Catalonian SHITTING LOG.

 

[Zu]

I’ll put a full stop on your WHOLE BEING if you don’t PIPE DOWN.

So much for taking the poor child under her wing

 

[RS]

6 The Gävle Goat

!

Kudos to anyone who knows this apart from Suomi and me.

 

[Rita]

9 Sprouts

Sprouts again are AMAZING.

 

[Soldi]

8 Little Drummer Boy

Is this Little Susan’s brother?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

!

Kudos to anyone who knows this apart from Suomi and me.

I think the BBC reports on this annually to be fair!

 

[octophone]

Who farted?

 

[COB]

9 Sprouts

Oh NOT SPROUTS! So it really is Christmas

 

[ButterTart]

8 Little Drummer Boy

SAME MOUSTACHE AND EVERYTHING

 

[Kate]

I'm going to have to come back to this SHITTING LOG Wiki page later as it's SLIGHTLY BAFFLING

 

[Soldi]

So much for taking the poor child under her wing

Uncle Zu to be my GUARDIAN instead pls

 

[Nancy]

I EAT SPROUTS OFTEN. I BUY FROZEN BAGS OF THEM.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

10 Christmas Island Red Crab

 

[octophone]

10 Christmas Island Red Crab

Oh, that's WAY cool.

 

[Nancy]

FESTIVE CRAB!

 

[Kate]

What a pretty crab

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I currently have 80 notifications!

 

[Rita]

10 Christmas Island Red Crab

CUTIE OF THE EVENING.

 

[Zu]

10 Christmas Island Red Crab

Blates someone with scabies. The ball suggests @RaspberrySwirl

 

[jivafox]

Nice to see Moopy taking this as seriously as the flags

 

[COB]

Beautiful colours on that crab!

 

[Soldi]

I currently have 80 notifications!

Here have 81

 

[ButterTart]

10 Christmas Island Red Crab

Look at his little eyes! Or are they nostrils?

 

[SDF]

Oh great, not revenge crabs again

 

[AGinAg (37)]

11 Artisan Mince Pie

 

[Tisch]

Beautiful colours on that crab!

Nice colours; beautiful colours

 

[ButterTart]

11 Artisan Mince Pie

That looks a bit vile, actually. Is that PULLED PORK inside it?

 

[Kate]

Oh god I want a mince pie now. Not necessarily artisan, any old shit will do

 

[dmlaw]

What a pretty crab

You wouldn't like it so much when there are hundreds and hundreds of them.

 

[SDF]

I do miss the mince pie blind tasting contest at work

 

[Soldi]

That looks a bit vile, actually. Is that PULLED PORK inside it?

It looks like DOG FOOD.

 

[Tisch]

That looks a bit vile, actually. Is that PULLED PORK inside it?

MINCED MEAT

 

[Nancy]

Nice colours; beautiful colours

NOICE, DIFFERENT, UNUSUAL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

12 Clementine

 

[Rita]

Oh god I want a mince pie now. Not necessarily artisan, any old shit will do

Old MOTHER HUBBARD made a batch today.

 

[Tisch]

I do miss the mince pie blind tasting contest at work

Oh I remember we did this last year with my friends secret Santa group. I think the winner was COOP.

 

[RS]

Blates someone with scabies. The ball suggests @RaspberrySwirl

You’re going to find out I’ve been the least creative when picking my flag.

 

[Zu]

Oh god I want a mince pie now. Not necessarily artisan, any old shit will do

Iceland pies very highly regarded apparently. Pop in there wearing a VEIL if you don’t want to be stigmatised

 

[Tisch]

Was distraught last week when Tesco substituted my easy peelers with normal oranges