It’s December, Tuesday is in Beijing, opening up new pork markets

[Soldi]

Yes I know it’s midnight but I thought of this thread title months ago.

 

[Phoenix]

The thirst of starting a daily thread so early

 

[Soldi]

Well some of us like to make an effort love

 

[Indie]

 

[RJN]

But is Tuesday in Wuhan yet?

 

[Soldi]

December 1st to become National Liz Truss Day

Everyone to celebrate by making an awkward speech followed by a dinner of pork chops.

 

[Indie]

 

[Soldi]

WE’RE GROWING WHEAT MORE COMPETITIVE THAN THE CANADIAN PRAIRIES

 

[Soldi]

WE IMPORT TWO THIRDS OF OUR CHEESE

THAT

IS

A

DISGRACE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Just watch the video on repeat

 

[RJN]

But is Tuesday in Wuhan yet?

Well NVM I did not know the reference but now I'm down a rabbit hole of watching her greatest quotes on Youtube

 

[GNL]

Interviewer: "Can you spell illiterate?"

Truss: "I'm not going to answer the question on that issue."

 

[Dark Carnival]

Morning to pigs only.

 

[big ron]

December 1st to become National Liz Truss Day

Everyone to celebrate by making an awkward speech followed by a dinner of pork chops.

I don't dine on swine.

 

[big ron]

Well NVM I did not know the reference but now I'm down a rabbit hole of watching her greatest quotes on Youtube

If anything will make you feel better about Trump, its Liz Truss and friends.

 

[big ron]

Taking credit for dogs barking is a very big brain move.

 

[Star]

What is this pork Market talk?

 

[Lucille]

Morning to pigs only.

open up my pork markets bb x

 

[jivafox]

Good morning to whatever eventually kills Liz Truss ONLY.

 

[octophone]

Liz Truss is the absolute death of any pretense that Britain is a meritocracy. Dominic Raab too, a man who didn't realise that we imported from Europe by sea.

 

[Iguana]

I have to post a letter to Estonia imminently. @OutSynk to confirm once it's been received, please.

 

[win_the_game]

I won’t be giving Liz Truss any of my time.

Happy advent everyone! Hope you all have your chocolate calendars at the ready.

 

[Rita]

POSSIBLE SNOW ON FRIDAY!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Happy advent everyone! Hope you all have your chocolate calendars at the ready.

Oh my god I forgot to get one!

I can't wait to see what tat has been left unwanted on the shelves.

 

[Rita]

I don’t have an advent calendar.

 

[Lucille]

I don’t have an advent calendar.

Just open up one of the 24 vodka miniatures you keep under the bed. x

 

[win_the_game]

POSSIBLE SNOW ON FRIDAY!!

We’re only getting sleet.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My mother in-law traditionally buys us big fancy advent calenders. They failed hard this year with Green & Blacks (gross) and one containing Nespreso coffee pods (we have a Tassimo machine).

Another one for the parental scrap heap.

 

[Kate]

I haven’t got one either. Some of my friends have gone hard with cheese ones, beer ones and JAM ones. Anything to get through the final 1/12 of 2020.

 

[Lucille]

DO THEY HAVE THEM WITH SMACK?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In semi related related news, Mr Ag came back from work yesterday with a WEED MENU. I'm particularly excited to buy QUITE A LOT OF IT for Christmas FOR MYSELF.

 

[Kate]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ms @Beverley :emoji_kissing_heart:

 

[big ron]

My mother in-law traditionally buys us big fancy advent calenders. They failed hard this year with Green & Blacks (gross) and one containing Nespreso coffee pods (we have a Tassimo machine).

Another one for the parental scrap heap.

I went back to BOOTHS last Friday to buy a G&B one and they are SOLD OUT. Will swap for ket.

 

[Tisch]

I have this stupidly expensive beauty. Worth every penny!

Spoiler

 

[Dark Carnival]

Happy Birthday Sheikha Bev PhD

 

[lolly]

I really wanted a Playmobil advent calendar, but Mr L thought I was joking and bought me a chocolate one instead

 

[Beverley]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ms @Beverley :emoji_kissing_heart:

Thanks, sexy Kate :emoji_two_hearts:

 

[Beverley]

Happy Birthday Sheikha Bev PhD

Mon haywan

 

[Star]

Happy birthday @Beverley darling! Xx

 

[Beverley]

Happy birthday @Beverley darling! Xx

Thanks gorge!

Covid birthdays are weird, but Mrs Bev made me breakfast and is making me lunch, and it's beautifully cold and sunny outside, and I had a little dance to Supernova as I was drying myself after a shower. 34 is quite nice so far.