Melodifestivalen 2021 News

[Lucille]

I see they’re casting from the CHECKOUTS again.

 

[win_the_game]

Wasn’t Rena Rama Ding Dong Song a former ASFM entry?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Wasn’t Rena Rama Ding Dong Song a former ASFM entry?

I thought it was on the first Roisin Murphy album

 

[win_the_game]

Hate that typical STRAIGHT LAD pose. On that basis I can tell this is going to be a dreadful entry.

 

[VoR]

!!!!!!



What a CHOICE LOOK!

 

[HalamaK]

https://www.aftonbladet.se/nojesbla...l-programledarjobbet--ville-hellre-tavla-igen

Danny was originally offered to host one of the heats; he said yes and then changed his mind after COVID stopped him from working and he chose to compete instead.

He’s singing in Swedish, and doesn’t think he’s likely to win.

Let's see about that. Danny is such a competition freak I'd be surprised if he doesn't send something that is at least somewhat competitive.

His pouty lips after his loss to Loreen is on 'NRK vs Bergendahl' levels of awesomeness!


My guess he's trying to relieve some pressure

 

[Zu]

GOOD. I aIso note the absence of Mariette (RIP). Strangled by a stubborn dreadlock while sleeping, I heard.

We DID TELL HER

 

[Soldi]

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What a CHOICE LOOK!

I saw DINAH NAH at first

 

[win_the_game]

I saw DINAH NAH at first

She definitely is back on the checkouts.

 

[VoR]

Danny might be being sincere. These Swedish stars aren't millionaires, and with the impact of COVID on their regular gig economy it's very possible that he just needs the money.

I'm mildly surprised he's going with a Swedish track if he's genuinely in it to win it.

 

[Penelope]

Hate that typical STRAIGHT LAD pose. On that basis I can tell this is going to be a dreadful entry.

What a PALLID LOOKING MAN!

 

[Penelope]

Two returnees announced so far today...




SCREAMING at how gimlet-eyed Elisa is in her pic

 

[dUb]

That Dotter song title couldn’t be less encouraging

 

[D5K]

"Little Tot"? Not sure I've been that underwhelmed by an MF song title since Statements.

 

[COB]

She should've called it TINY TOT, dozens of us would vote for it.

 

[Penelope]

That makes two hard rock entries so far

 

[Lucille]

That Dotter song title couldn’t be less encouraging

Oh I dunno

 

[COB]

I hope her fans throw a fit when she doesn't win again, so we get to see a JUSTICE FOR LITTLE TOT campaign :emoji_man_with_gua_pi_mao:

 

[Soldi]

I wonder if she’s singing about Little Susan

 

[Samuel]

Written by the same team behind Anna Bergendahl's 'Ashes to Ashes' and 'Kingdom Come'.

 

[Samuel]

I'm getting SHOCK AC/NON-QF VIBES from Dotter - the song is apparently a "modern lullaby directed at the YOOF OF TODAY to let them know that the social media lifestyle isn't all it's cracked up to be". Apparently, Little Tot was what she was called as a child.

 

[VoR]

That title

 

[Lucille]

WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT!

 

[win_the_game]

Chaz Perrelli looks great.

 

[Lucille]

SHE'S STILL YOUNG!

 

[win_the_game]

I assume either Anna didn’t want to take part 3 years in a row or SVT didn’t want her if they have a nobody performing the song.

 

[win_the_game]

Quite literally recruited from the checkouts.

 

[Lucille]

!

 

[Penelope]

Quite literally recruited from the checkouts.

God I can SMELL the @VoR sista plats breakdown from here

 

[Penelope]

Anton Ewald's back, and the airbrush is set to FINAL FANTASY

 

[Lucille]

Regardless I enjoy the druggy eyes and hope the new religion involves blowing a load in his lovely hair.

 

[GNL]

Quite literally recruited from the checkouts.

Has Sweden got its very own TESCO MARY?

 

[FetchFugly]

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What a CHOICE LOOK!

The description from Scandipop is thus: “a Studio 54-flavoured, glittering, luxury, dancefloor filler with Donna Summer vibes”.

She wouldn't get into Studio 54 looking like THAT.

 

[Zu]

“luxury”

 

[Zu]

Mainly here for the METAL BLOKES so far and of course Perrelli / G:son

 

[ButterTart]

Charlotte doesn’t look a day over 60. Attaching that bulldog clip to the back of her head has really helped her maintain a taut, natural looking complexion.

 

[Zu]

I was about to say that I’m not watching MF 2021 if there’s nothing as good as THIS but my recent posting history reveals that I’ll watch any old shit with flags, lights and a bit of glitter. STARVED I AM

 

[Penelope]

God I wish Linda had had the sense to do Piga och dräng

 

[Soldi]

I was about to say that I’m not watching MF 2021 if there’s nothing as good as THIS but my recent posting history reveals that I’ll watch any old shit with flags, lights and a bit of glitter. STARVED I AM

Oh love I can’t watch anything Eurovision related after LITTLE SUSAN WAS ROBBED (by Jacques)

 

[Madison]

What was the dreck that qualified instead?