ASFXMAS - First Viewing Part 1

[Kate]

I KNOW THIS ONE TOO

(BAMBOOZLED YOU NOW @dUb)

 

[Lucille]

Actually I never quite got the Inspector Norse hype.

 

[octophone]

Oh, hi Kate!

 

[Nancy]

What Christmas party plays music like this?

SOME HIPSTER COFFEE SHOP THAT HAS A RETRO SPACE INVADERS GAME IN THE CORNER

 

[RS]

Please tell me this is intentionally sick?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is Tim Wheeler (of Ash fame) and his wife no less.

 

[ButterTart]

This is NICE.

 

[Kate]

Tim Wheeler is off of Ash, who were a VERY FAMOUS BRITPOP BAND, for those of you that ??ed Girl From Mars in funky's playlist thing.

 

[Beverley]

Can't believe I might have to give some of these songs some points.

 

[Zu]

Well I don't know Inspector Norse either and I'm not five like Soldi, but I can't say I'm fussed other than sitting on his face.

MORE 7 MINUTE BLIZZARD MUSIC PLEASE

JUST FOR YOU

 

[RJN]

I love this... A lot can be forgiven around Christmas

 

[COB]

I know this one too, it's quite cute but maybe a bit insipid for me

 

[ButterTart]

Did anyone else see the conk on that lad then? That's a nose you could ski down.

 

[Tisch]

Vernon Kay does NOT have chemistry with that girl

 

[OutSynk]

Please tell me this is intentionally sick?

Either way it's working.

 

[Soldi]

It’s like that annoying couple from Festival Di Soldi that nearly won released the least worst single from an awful ballads album.

 

[Tisch]

GAY BAIT ALERT

 

[Berly]

Gays! 1 point

 

[Tisch]

This is Tim Wheeler (of Ash fame) and his wife no less.

Did not see that coming!

 

[COB]

Did anyone else see the conk on that lad then? That's a nose you could ski down.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

7 Caga tió/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas

 

[jivafox]

Oh I’ve heard one (1) Maria Mena song before.

 

[Zu]

Did anyone else see the cock on that lad then?

FINALLY WE GOT HIM

 

[RJN]

Seeing the artist that is next, I hope the song is extra miserable

 

[Lucille]

THIS IS HEINOUS.

 

[Tisch]

Oh fucks sake. Did @Barnacle secretly enter?

 

[win_the_game]

Not QUEEN OF MISERY Maria Mena

 

[Nancy]

NICE JOHN LEWIS TYPE SONG

 

[Apoca]

I know this song and I love this song. Maria Mena does misery really well.

 

[Kate]

This had better drop a dance beat soon.

 

[Nancy]

I'M STILL WAITING FOR BELLS .... THE STAPLE OF ALL GOOD CHRISTMAS SONGS

 

[ButterTart]

7 Caga tió/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas

I spent YEARS wondering what a 'courageous plandaleeb' was before realising she says 'plan to leave'.

 

[RJN]

A lot of Norway tonight

 

[win_the_game]

This is exactly the sort of thing I could see @VoR entering with, if he ever took part.

 

[Suomi]

Obviously I'd give him a little go, but this WILL lose points of I see no Christmas references at all

I’m doing the opposite and giving those little non-Christmas-mentioning orphan songs a happy home

 

[Iguana]

Wouldn't dance to THIS at a Christmas party

 

[RS]

This is insufferable. Caga indeed.

 

[Soldi]

Oh fucks sake. Did @Barnacle secretly enter?

Not posted since October

 

[OutSynk]

This is miserable but not for the reasons you might think.

 

[dUb]

Oh Maria who held her friend's hair back when they vommed

Lovely girl