ASFXMAS - First Viewing Part 1

[ButterTart]

TARKAN

Holly Valance unavailable despite having a Christmassier name.

 

[OutSynk]

Bopping is what we're doing

 

[Tisch]

Tarkan has a forumla doesn't he?

 

[Soldi]

TARKAN???

(I don't know who that is)

Get the FUCK out

 

[Iguana]

omg

Don't BELITTLE me, tell me who it IS

 

[RS]

We can’t have infidel music in the midst of our Christmas!

 

[RJN]

This feels like the "too drunk on the dance floor, making a fool of yourself" part of the work Christmas party

 

[Nancy]

HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WHO WOULD POST IN THE "POST A PIC OF YOURSELF" THREAD AND SOLDI WOULD THEN STALK FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS

 

[Soldi]

Whoever sent THAT is instantly my new favourite poster, unless of course it turns out to be someone ghastly

Just cos I don’t like Tuc

 

[dmlaw]

This is very un-Christmassy though

He's got a whole bottle of eggnog up his arse.

 

[Soldi]

Don't BELITTLE me, tell me who it IS

:emoji_kiss::emoji_kiss:

 

[dUb]

Valerie seems unstoppable at this point

Spoiler

 

[Iguana]

:emoji_kiss::emoji_kiss:

Love you too xx

 

[ZenGiraffe]

HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WHO WOULD POST IN THE "POST A PIC OF YOURSELF" THREAD AND SOLDI WOULD THEN STALK FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS

...never has anything been more true

 

[OutSynk]

This is very un-Christmassy though

Good!

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

This is exactly what Jesus and Mary Magdalene would have been listening to at 11:24am after a few wines on Xmas.

 

[Beverley]

Tarkan saves Christmas... AGAIN!

 

[Soldi]

HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WHO WOULD POST IN THE "POST A PIC OF YOURSELF" THREAD AND SOLDI WOULD THEN STALK FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS

Omg

 

[jivafox]

That was for the people who don’t celebrate Xmas.

 

[Raining on Me]

How many non-Christmas songs do we actually have I wonder?

Although Tarkan could be singing about Nigella's semolina roast potatoes going WRONG AGAIN

 

[AGinAg (37)]

13 WHOEVER INVENTED CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE NAILED TO A FUCKING CROSS/ Low - Just Like Christmas

 

[Soldi]

Why has Chlammy entered multiple entries even though he’s left.

 

[Kate]

I KNOW THIS ONE TOO

 

[Iguana]

Oh I came across this Low song when I was looking for something to enter but didn't deem it good enough

 

[Nancy]

OOOOH, I LIKE THIS ONE! BEEN WAITING FOR SOME BELLS

 

[COB]

Hi @octophone

 

[octophone]

OT:

 

[jivafox]

Oh i like this one.

 

[OutSynk]

WHOEVER SENT THIS ONE SHOULD BE NAILED TO A FUCKING CROSS

 

[Kate]

An INDIE (not that one) CHRISTMAS STAPLE

 

[COB]

This isn't for me I'm afraid

 

[win_the_game]

I'm sure this was hyped up by the Guardian as one of the best Christmas songs ever.

I mean it's ok.

 

[Tisch]

That was BORING

 

[RS]

This is okay. Meaning it’s second best so far.

 

[Suomi]

13 WHOEVER INVENTED CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE NAILED TO A FUCKING CROSS/ Low - Just Like Christmas

loved this!

 

[Raining on Me]

I don't hate it.

Better than Alan Jackson and Ash bloke song

 

[RJN]

This song doesn't make me feel very Chistmassy (but I do like it)

 

[jivafox]

Oh HERE WE FUCKING GO LADS

 

[dmlaw]

Good song. One of the best so far and undoubtedly doomed to come 34th.

 

[Lucille]

I like the low-fi production but the vocals aren’t JOLLY or MELANCHOLY enough.