Thursday has a Pleasant Face

Phoenix

Phoenix

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I leave with this daily thread and the lovely sweet nothings I get on the apps

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Lol I never understood why people say stuff like that

you don’t look gay

WELL I AM THANKS
 
I really enjoyed the week or two where I changed my username to one of my favourite nicknames and ended up getting a lot of messages in GREEK :disco: :horny:

Good morning! It's been snowing overnight here, and the work group chat has decreed that it's therefore a day at home for us all. It's been a while :o
 
COB said:
I really enjoyed the week or two where I changed my username to one of my favourite nicknames and ended up getting a lot of messages in GREEK :disco: :horny:

Good morning! It's been snowing overnight here, and the work group chat has decreed that it's therefore a day at home for us all. It's been a while :o
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omg πόρνη69 was YOU??
 
It’s quite cold this evening, even wearing a suit jacket. A woman just got on the train with a skirt so short I can see her uterus
 
On PhoePhoe’s topic, I’ve been doing a live broadcast thing on an Asian-interest gay app. Nothing sexual because it’s me and also they are LIGHTNING fast on shutting down people who get too sexual. I wanted to make some money but I’m not a dumb twink so it’s not quite going that fast.

ANYWAY it seems that Indian gays like to call you Dear
 
Yeah i think I’ve had some Indian guys chat to me on THE APPS before who’ve called me dear and it’s been an INSTANT BLOCK.
 
God I used to love watching the Badoo livestreams on Sunday morning when I was hungover.
 
Rita said:
I almost fell arse over tit this morning with my first foot out the front door. Don’t wear heels in BLACK ICE girls if you want your hips to remain intact.
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It is very slippy around here...I saw some poor soul sliding to his doom on the way to the office. He managed to grab a railing just in time but he looked absolutely terrified.
 
Diddy said:
You can!

but I’m buggered if I’ll tell you lot :D what sort of Diddy do you think I am?
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Aw :( If you do, I promise to stream myself playing Sonic again and this time I'll share the link with more than my Facebook friends two minutes beforehand :eyes:
 
COB said:
Aw :( If you do, I promise to stream myself playing Sonic again and this time I'll share the link with more than my Facebook friends two minutes beforehand :eyes:
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btw am I using the word diddy in the right way? I’m reclaiming this slur that @octophone alerted me to

and it’s SO boring :D
 
I've just put the bins out. Very cold and rainy.

Getting excited for my pint and scotch egg tomorrow.
 
Soldi said:
How did it go? I had a lump on mine around this time last year, WAS NOT FUN.
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Apparently it’s an infection of the epididymis (the top part). She gave me an antibiotic. How is an infection possible when I haven’t had sex in a month :evil:
 
ButterTart said:
Does anyone else sing ‘vag power’ to the trumpety bit at the end of the Loose Women theme tune? No?
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:D I have obviously watched it on several occasions but have no recollection of there even being a theme tune, much less how it goes or indeed the trumpety bit
 
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