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Well you don't want to be going around Boots doing all the tester bottles just now do you. HAPPY CHRISTMAS MUM HERE'S YOUR PERFUME OH AND COVID-19

QUITE. Is lolly expecting me to CRAFT IT MYSELF?!? I’m not sure what more effort is required beyond RESEARCHING MY GIFT and asking for RECOMMENDATIONS.
 
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Well you don't want to be going around Boots doing all the tester bottles just now do you. HAPPY CHRISTMAS MUM HERE'S YOUR PERFUME OH AND COVID-19

I like to think there's a level of effort between that and MERRY CHRISTMAS MUM, HERE'S SOME PERFUME A GAY ON THE INTERNET THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE
 
This one is also a BIT OFF since the only ones left are well over 40 years old but comes in a :disco: bottle

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QUITE. Is lolly expecting me to CRAFT IT MYSELF?!? I’m not sure what more effort is required beyond RESEARCHING MY GIFT and asking for RECOMMENDATIONS.
Fuck your way into a relationship with a purveyor of fine fragrances for an unlimited lifetime supply of beautiful scents.
 
...because I'm thinking if you want the gift to be a bit more special and not run-of-the-mill you might be better off going down the NICHE route.
 
Scent is such a PERSONAL thing. It’s hard enough to pick something for myself let alone for someone else.
 
...because I'm thinking if you want the gift to be a bit more special and not run-of-the-mill you might be better off going down the NICHE route.

I would prefer NICHE I think if you have anything in mind, happy to pay more if it’s a little special.
 
Scent is such a PERSONAL thing. It’s hard enough to pick something for myself let alone for someone else.

Yeah I wouldn’t usually buy perfume but she’s hinted to my Dad it’s what she’d like this year (god knows why she’s not exactly going many places) and there’s not a chance in hell I’d trust him to buy it.
 
My little sister spoke VERY HIGHLY of Avril Lavigne's perfume if your mum is someone who likes to smell like a mall punk.
 
I do think that something FRENCH always does the trick. SOPHISTICATED

On the latter front, I once bought presents for all my family from HARRODS thinking they’d be thrilled and excited. The vibe was more QUEER’S GOT IDEAS ABOVE HIS STATION
 
So do you want niche recommendations or are you happy with Shalimar?
 
I once bought my mum a bottle of TIFFANY’S perfume in New York one Christmas thinking if she didn’t like it she could at least keep the iconic blue box on display.

Never saw it again.
 
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Oh I’d be happy to hear some nicher options as well. Just in case anyone thinks I’m being LAZY.
 
Does she like to smell like ice cream?

I hear an extract of beaver anus will do just the trick.
 
I do think Shalimar is a good shout to be fair.

If you get me started on niche, I won't be able to stop.
 
I once bought my mum a bottle of TIFFANY’S perfume in New York one Christmas thinking if she didn’t like it she could at least keep the iconic blue box on display.

Never saw it again.

:D Honestly how have some of us ended up with any savoir-faire whatsoever?
 
I do think Shalimar is a good shout to be fair.

If you get me started on niche, I won't be able to stop.

@Lucille He’ll be asking whether your mum likes smelling like she’s been rear ended by a bull in a barn next

I do OBVIOUSLY recommend that particular fragrance but not necessarily for MUM
 

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