Ladies Perfume

[OutSynk]

Would your mom like to smell like FRESHLY CUT GRASS? If I was a woman I personally would.
https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Hermes/Un-Jardin-Sur-Le-Toit-11502.html

 

[Lucille]

Gagged Tulisa and Stacey Solomon have/had FRAGRANCES!

Amazon are selling a Stacey Solomon GIFT SET! The mind is truly BOGGLED!

LIMITED EDITION! BETTER ACT FAST GIRLS

 

[Zu]

Would your mom like to smell like FRESHLY CUT GRASS? If I was a woman I personally would.
https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Hermes/Un-Jardin-Sur-Le-Toit-11502.html

Ooo HERMÈS as well

 

[Lucille]

I WOULD LIKE TO SMELL LIKE FRESHLY CUT GRASS.

 

[Eddie]

HERMÈS fragrances are largely, lovely.

 

[OutSynk]

Ooo HERMÈS as well

I genuinely love that one. It may say it’s for both men and women on the bottle but I’m not convinced.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

HERMÈS fragrances are largely, lovely.

The delivery company?

 

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This review of Tulisa's perfume

https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Tulisa-Contostavlos/The-Female-Boss-13683.html

From the title and look of the bottle, I was expecting it to smell really girly and fruity, but it was more of a minty smell. At first I hated it, it's really strong and it gave me a headache but it grew on me. It lasts for ages.

The bottle reminds me a bit of the Glow by JLo series but without the piece of jewellery wrapped around it. If you have a necklace or bracelet lying around somewhere, it's worth trying to wrap around this bottle, it would add so much more to it. If not, at least it's not too precious to carry around. The 50ml could easily fit in your bags/purses.

Off to find a necklace or bracelet I have lying around to bejewel this MINTY TREAT right now!

 

[Eddie]

The delivery company?

No, the scarf biz complete with accent!

 

[Lucille]

This review of Tulisa's perfume

https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Tulisa-Contostavlos/The-Female-Boss-13683.html

From the title and look of the bottle, I was expecting it to smell really girly and fruity, but it was more of a minty smell. At first I hated it, it's really strong and it gave me a headache but it grew on me. It lasts for ages.

The bottle reminds me a bit of the Glow by JLo series but without the piece of jewellery wrapped around it. If you have a necklace or bracelet lying around somewhere, it's worth trying to wrap around this bottle, it would add so much more to it. If not, at least it's not too precious to carry around. The 50ml could easily fit in your bags/purses.

Off to find a necklace or bracelet I have lying around to bejewel this MINTY TREAT right now!

What a hideous bottle! Looks more like a brand of LUBE.

 

[Eddie]

This review of Tulisa's perfume

https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Tulisa-Contostavlos/The-Female-Boss-13683.html

From the title and look of the bottle, I was expecting it to smell really girly and fruity, but it was more of a minty smell. At first I hated it, it's really strong and it gave me a headache but it grew on me. It lasts for ages.

The bottle reminds me a bit of the Glow by JLo series but without the piece of jewellery wrapped around it. If you have a necklace or bracelet lying around somewhere, it's worth trying to wrap around this bottle, it would add so much more to it. If not, at least it's not too precious to carry around. The 50ml could easily fit in your bags/purses.

Off to find a necklace or bracelet I have lying around to bejewel this MINTY TREAT right now!

Why not stick some COSTUME JEWELLERY on a tube of toothpaste instead?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why not stick some COSTUME JEWELLERY on a tube of toothpaste instead?

I think that's the effort @lolly was talking about @Lucille

 

[Zu]

Do terrible male celebrities have their own scents? I’m sure they must do but I’ve never noticed

*has a quick spritz of CRUD by Gary Barlow*

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Do terrible male celebrities have their own scents? I’m sure they must do but I’ve never noticed

*has a quick spritz of CRUD by Gary Barlow*

Alan Cumming has quite the range.

 

[Lucille]

Yeah my friend always gets DAVID BECKHAM aftershave from his Grandma for Christmas.

 

[Eddie]

David Beckham

 

[Zu]

Yeah my friend always gets DAVID BECKHAM aftershave from his Grandma for Christmas.

Oh DEAR

Actually I was thinking more low rent along the lines of the male equivalent of Stacey Solomon or some awful ROBSTER by Robbie Williams monstrosity

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh DEAR

Actually I was thinking more low rent along the lines of the male equivalent of Stacey Solomon or some awful ROBSTER by Robbie Williams monstrosity

of course

 

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Do terrible male celebrities have their own scents? I’m sure they must do but I’ve never noticed

*has a quick spritz of CRUD by Gary Barlow*

Perhaps not TERRIBLE, but I've always been tempted to buy a bottle of ANTONIO BANDERAS Blue Seduction based upon Law Of Desire ALONE!

 

[Zu]

of course

Gift set only £14.95 on Amazon

 

[Frozen]

You can pick up bottles of Usher's EDT in Dealz or Poundland in the UK

 

[Eddie]

Actually does your mum like Tilda Swinton/is a GINGER/is a fan of the spice ginger @Lucille ?

If so, I wholeheartedly recommend ELD'O's Like This

 

[Tisch]

The David Beckham perfume is literally DIRT CHEAP. No idea why a name that big is on it!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The smell of obnoxiousness and repression.

 

[lolly]

I was surprised to see Johnny Depp's Sauvage ads are still running.

 

[Eddie]

I was surprised to see Johnny Depp's Sauvage ads are still running.

Sauvage is RANK. Dior's worst scent in YEARS.

 

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of course

The COMPLETE lack of ANY EFFORT whatsoever!

They at least bothered to put an OVERSIZED BOW on Stacey Solomon's SMILE to disguise the A4-paper (non)inspired bottle!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I was surprised to see Johnny Depp's Sauvage ads are still running.

Probably just left for the sausage pranks.

 

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Peter Andre apparently has a FRAGRANCE HOUSE composed of SIX SCENTS!

Insania looks INSANELY FABULOUS, pictured here at a PERFUME SIGNING (?) in STAINES!

Those ready-battered bottle boxes

 

[Star]

I like to think there's a level of effort between that and MERRY CHRISTMAS MUM, HERE'S SOME PERFUME A GAY ON THE INTERNET THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE

Eddie is 100% STRAIGHT.

 

[Star]

I couldn't spend £80 on a perfume I must say. I was just shouting at Mr Star for our weekly shop coming in at £70 this week and then he replied there was stuff in the food bank in there.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Eddie is 100% STRAIGHT.

:emoji_laughing::emoji_smile::emoji_smiley::emoji_stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

 

[Lucille]

Peter Andre apparently has a FRAGRANCE HOUSE composed of SIX SCENTS!

Insania looks INSANELY FABULOUS, pictured here at a PERFUME SIGNING (?) in STAINES!

Those ready-battered bottle boxes

More akin to an 80s porno VHS.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I couldn't spend £80 on a perfume I must say. I was just shouting at Mr Star for our weekly shop coming in at £70 this week and then he replied there was stuff in the food bank in there.

£70 for a family of four seems very low.

 

[Star]

£70 for a family of four seems very low.

It's usually around the £50 mark, but then Mummy Star does cook for us twice a week

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's usually around the £50 mark, but then Mummy Star does cook for us twice a week

Wow. We do £45 for the 2 of us and I thought we were frugal!

 

[Star]

Wow. We do £45 for the 2 of us and I thought we were frugal!

Also remember, as a family we are akin to The Borrowers.

 

[lolly]

I reckon we spend about £80-90 a week for the pair of us, and while we're fortunate enough not to have to worry about it, I don't consider we're particularly extravagant either.

 

[Eddie]

WTF is a "SHARED FRAGRANCE"?

 

[lolly]

WTF is a "SHARED FRAGRANCE"?

One that NOBODY likes