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MARKET RESEARCH for a FRIEND!
)I’m going to try and keep it to Friday-Sunday but then I already know I won’t![]()
I really wanna pop out for a bottle of wine for tonight but it’s SO COLD.

I've just taken to getting ALDI to delivery my booze in LARGE BATCHES!
No more carrying home, no TERRIBLE TESCO METRO WINE CHOICES and such good quality at the best possible price![]()
After 2020 we deserve DRUNK JANUARY.
It's going to be an insanely horrible month.
I just popped to the local wine shop but the cheapest bottle was £13 so I shall NOT be making a habit of that.

I just popped to the local wine shop but the cheapest bottle was £13 so I shall NOT be making a habit of that.
)Uh oh, Short Man’s Syndrome STRIKES AGAIN!NO FUCK OFF
Good LORD! Is your local wine shop some sort of BOUJIE NATURAL WINE ESTABLISHMENT?
Even my reliable local Turkish has fine wines for as low as £6.99 for when DESPERATION CALLS!
(I actually know of a shop in HIGH DALSTON with a seemingly-permanent special offer of 2 bottles of A VERY SELECT FINE WINE for £5)
Alcoholic short man, please!Uh oh, Short Man’s Syndrome STRIKES AGAIN!
Oh @wurst your avatar. I hated that Tori doing Elton John realness look![]()
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Uh oh, Short Man’s Syndrome STRIKES AGAIN!

Too short to measure.HOW SHORT is Dark Carnival? Is he our resident MS JUICY?![]()