ASFXMAS - First Viewing Part 2

[Soldi]

TITS IN

Well she wouldn’t want frostbite!

 

[Lucille]

DOES ANYONE LIKE PALOMA FAITH? Genuinely don’t know who she’s meant to appeal to?

I can only think maybe overweight white girls in provincial cities?!?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I can only think maybe overweight white girls in provincial cities?!?

My mum then.

 

[Iguana]

Didn't Moopy quite like Paloma at one stage?

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh TITS OUT GIRLS!

 

[COB]

What is THIS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

8 The Wombles/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter

 

[Tisch]

Got a bit into that

 

[Kate]

TITS POSSIBLY BACK OUT

 

[win_the_game]

I can only think maybe overweight white girls in provincial cities?!?

PALOMA FAITH IS NOT ADELE

 

[COB]

Didn't Moopy quite like Paloma at one stage?

I like her a lot! But her albums have a fab/dreck ratio that has been getting worse with each successive release

 

[funky]

The first two songs and I'm wondering what wrong left turn I took trying to find moopy

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE SUBMITTING THESE SONGS?

That said, there is something strangely interesting about the SOM track.

 

[Nancy]

I feel like this is @Nancy

I CAN’T WATCH THE PLAYLIST RIGHT NOW BUT I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY (AS WITH EVERY SONG IN THIS COMPETITION APART FROM THAT ONE WHICH WAS JUST A SEVEN MINUTE LONG SOUNDSCAPE WHICH I CATEGORICALLY DENY)

 

[ButterTart]

Feeling this.

Just a shame the hairdresser ran out of scissors before he got to the other side of her head.

 

[COB]

TITS POSSIBLY BACK OUT

Just slither one of them out for now, tentatively.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

TITS POSSIBLY BACK OUT

A sheer fabric is probably best at the moment

 

[Lucille]

This may be a mediocre dance track but really shines after SO MUCH MISERY!

 

[octophone]

This is an insult to Mike Batt's good name.

 

[dmlaw]

The party is starting. I mean it had started, then it stopped for a bit, and now it's started again.

 

[win_the_game]

What an unfortunate fringe

 

[RJN]

Cheap dance from the early 2000s After cheap European shit from the 80s on Wednesday, all of the BEST genres are being represented

 

[Kate]

She was drunk when she trimmed that fringe

 

[Kate]

Just slither one of them out for now, tentatively.

A single tentative nip slip.

 

[funky]

Although the peanuts song is allegedly from 1967, it reminds me of the sort of Christmas music you'd hear as a kid in the late 70s / Early 80s.

The nostalgia is on point, the music not so much.

 

[Lucille]

Oh the 3 minute songs are really feeling VERY SHORT now!

 

[win_the_game]

Poor bitch doesn't even have the luxury of the DIY LOCKDOWN HAIRCUT excuse.

 

[ButterTart]

This one's hitting the party AND Christmas brief (sort of), which I'm pleased about.

 

[Tisch]

So nice to see Jessie J getting work these days. I don't like her, but I don't like the idea of her not having food on the table

 

[Lucille]

omg

 

[AGinAg (37)]

9 Gremlin In Xmas Tree/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)

 

[funky]

OMG THE BROTHERS JOHNSON

Plus points for whoever submitted this

Minus points for it not being festive

I'm so conflicted

 

[Lucille]

WHO IS THIS WOMAN?!?

 

[Raining on Me]

Well I like the EFFORT in this one. It's party, and it's winter

It's PARTY. It's WINTER

It's PARTY WINTER!

Sale starts Friday

 

[COB]

Is this Dame Edna?

 

[Tisch]

This one's hitting the party AND Christmas brief (sort of), which I'm pleased about.

If you SORT OF hit both, do you actually hit either?

 

[Iguana]

Kudos to people who have found dance Christmas songs! There aren't MANY unless they're all hiding

 

[Kate]

WTF is this

 

[funky]

I'm going to pretend #5 doesn't exist. Moving on.

 

[octophone]

Oh fuck off. Makes Keith Lemon look funny.

I'm going to start drinking now.

 

[Kate]

Is this a character from some TERRIBLE SITCOM or what?