How old are you?

[Rita]

I signed up to dotmusic aged 12

Now I’m thirty bloody three.

12?

 

[ButterTart]

37 which I always thought was about the average moopy age give or take.

I also thought the same back in 2004 when I was 21. Truly an ageing community but I find that quite sweet.

If moopy's still here in 30-40 years the cemetery will have to be updated to include posters God imagine every other week:

Buttertart DEAD
Indie DEAD
Ellie DEAD
Zu-Klara in SERIOUS CONDITION (STILL NOT DEAD) (to last 25 years)

Who will lock up shop? @Soldi I suppose

I hope we're still making fun of @Soldi for his youth even then.

"Soldi's only 62, I bet he doesn't even know what rheumatoid arthritis IS"

 

[Rita]

By that stage of life I aim to look like

 

[Soldi]

I hope we're still making fun of @Soldi for his youth even then.

"Soldi's only 62, I bet he doesn't even know what rheumatoid arthritis IS"

You don’t want to do it too much otherwise I can PULL THE PLUG.

 

[lolly]

@Star, is there some sort of affiliation scheme with co-op funeralcare you can set us up with, please?

 

[Rita]

You don’t want to do it too much otherwise I can PULL THE PLUG.

Oh AS IF you will outlive @Star.

 

[lolly]

I see amazon stock TENA MEN, so we'll soon be partly funded by my own piss, as well as my cats'.

 

[Rita]

@Nancy will have poor wee @Soldi as a PARAPLEGIC by that time after all that time spent on his KNEES.

 

[lolly]

Don't forget the moopy link, girls

 

[Star]

@Star, is there some sort of affiliation scheme with co-op funeralcare you can set us up with, please?

It'll all be part of the package when you sign up to move into my 'Moopy retirement home; respite for the ageing homosexual' Palace. You'll also get included an annual visit to my Homospexual practice.

 

[Soldi]

@Nancy will have poor wee @Soldi as a PARAPLEGIC by that time after all that time spend on his KNEES.

He will?

 

[Star]

Oh AS IF you will outlive @Star.

Absolutely

 

[Iguana]

Has @Helen_S stopped doing polls?

 

[lolly]

Has @Helen_S stopped doing polls?

67

 

[Rita]

ManicKangaroo is in the 50-54 bracket.

 

[Rita]

I had him down as MID THIRTIES.

 

[Soldi]

Has @Helen_S stopped doing polls?

Well @Nancy DID steal her thunder!

 

[big ron]

47. How did THAT happen?

Give over are you.

 

[ButterTart]

You don’t want to do it too much otherwise I can PULL THE PLUG.

2063. Moopy Immersive Reality Chat Lounge. Soldi reclines in his hoverseat, behind him the window of his apartment on Laurence Fox Boulevard offers a stunning view of the New Farage City skyline. A wry grin spreads across his face as he surveys the sea of ancient derelicts squabbling over whether the Now United 40th anniversary reunion belongs in pop toilet. He had power of attorney over them all. He looks down at his ironic Nokia 3310. There's a message. "Rita's pissed herself again, also she wants to know why we've dropped her to two meals a week."
"Switch her off" he replies.

 

[lolly]

ManicKangaroo is in the 50-54 bracket.

I had no idea of his age, but would have put it close to mine. Anyone with that devotion to charts and release dates must be older.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I've always been just around moopy average age. And it looks still pretty much the case.

 

[Rita]

Give over are you.

Unfortunately so. Don’t worry Ron, with age comes LOTS of experience and I am not sagging yet.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I WAS 16 when I joined Dot however.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

ManicKangaroo is in the 50-54 bracket.

Afraid so, 51 now

 

[Rita]

I had no idea of his age, but would have put it close to mine. Anyone with that devotion to charts and release dates must be older.

Is AcerBen that age? Is AcerBen @ManicKangaroo ?

 

[ButterTart]

ManicKangaroo is in the 50-54 bracket.

I feel like the name Old Man @funky might be a bit of false advertising. Looking at this poll he should be Barely Even An Ultrasound Funky.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Is AcerBen that age? Is AcerBen @ManicKangaroo ?

I'm definitely NOT AcerBen

 

[lolly]

AcerBen would be early/mid 30s, wouldn't he?

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Yeah he's mid-30s

 

[Devil]

Yeah he was just older than me I think?

 

[big ron]

Unfortunately so. Don’t worry Ron, with age comes LOTS of experience and I am not sagging yet.

I am ready to be your toy boy x

 

[lolly]

How old would SPICEBRAIN be now? Early 30s, I'm guessing?

 

[Iguana]

2063. Moopy Immersive Reality Chat Lounge. Soldi reclines in his hoverseat, behind him the window of his apartment on Laurence Fox Boulevard offers a stunning view of the New Farage City skyline. A wry grin spreads across his face as he surveys the sea of ancient derelicts squabbling over whether the Now United 40th anniversary reunion belongs in pop toilet. He had power of attorney over them all. He looks down at his ironic Nokia 3310. There's a message. "Rita's pissed herself again, also she wants to know why we've dropped her to two meals a week."
"Switch her off" he replies.

Meanwhile, PRETTYMUCH prepare to release their debut single.

 

[Iguana]

How old would SPICEBRAIN be now? Early 30s, I'm guessing?

33 like me!

 

[ButterTart]

Unfortunately so. Don’t worry Ron, with age comes LOTS of experience and I am not sagging yet.

You're only as young as the man you feel, Reet.

 

[lolly]

33 like me!

I remember having msn conversations with him, but then deciding to end them because it felt kind of inappropriate.

 

[Rita]

You're only as young as the man you feel, Reet.

My current squeeze is still in his 30’s!

 

[Rita]

Is Sebastian Flyte 60 yet?

 

[Iguana]

I remember having msn conversations with him, but then deciding to end them because it felt kind of inappropriate.

It felt like a bit of a different time back then - I think now people might think it was a bit inappropriate but not so much then!

I spoke to him on MSN from age 14, and then we met up for the first time when we were 16. He got new through some tough times during that period, and I like to think I did the same for him!

 

[lolly]

Is Sebastian Flyte 60 yet?

I don't think he's THAT much older than me. I'd guess late 50s.