They call this Saturday where I'm from

[ButterTart]

Those songs from yesterday are whirling around in my head. It's so shit that Christmas music is the best kind and they only give us a window of a few weeks to listen to it.

 

[Star]

Little Kylie has woken with a fever, off for covid testing we go...

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ouch! Get well soon little Kylie x

 

[Indie]

The dog shat all over the carpet this morning. I'm not taking him for a covid test though.

 

[Lucille]

I had just the ONE BOTTLE of RED last night and FEEL LIKE PURE SHIT.

 

[ButterTart]

This has been tickling me today

 

[lolly]

Little Kylie has woken with a fever, off for covid testing we go...

How is he?

 

[Star]

How is he?

He's in better spirits now! Calpol does wonders. At least we managed to get a test immediately this time, hopefully we'll get the results by tomorrow

 

[octophone]

I had just the ONE BOTTLE of RED last night and FEEL LIKE PURE SHIT.

3 cans of a fruity ale I've become fond of during ASFXMAS and my mouth felt like a tramp's sock this morning.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We've just been out of town shopping. Mr Ag has come back with lovely wireless earbuds. I came back with cotton buds and a Garfield cat bowl.

We did have our first Maccies breakfast since August, so that's fitting of bin club.

 

[Tisch]

It really is a lovely CRISP winters day. Perfect for my pub dry run.

 

[Lucille]

Just popped out for a sausage sandwich which has ELEVATED my mood somewhat.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We've just upgraded our Spotify in celebration of his earbuds. We set up a Duo playlist and he's currently playing Gilead

 

[Soldi]

Currently sat in the CAR at work eating cookies because I’m twenty minutes early

 

[Dark Carnival]

My testicle medication is giving me the worst stomachache. It's like I'm GIVING BIRTH FFS.

 

[Lucille]

DC take a break and come back when you’re ailments aren’t so UNATTRACTIVE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

DC take a break and come back when you’re ailments aren’t so UNATTRACTIVE.

SORRY I CAN'T BE HUNKY DOM TOP DC ALL THE TIME! OH GOD THE PRESSURE!

 

[win_the_game]

My testicle medication is giving me the worst stomachache. It's like I'm GIVING BIRTH FFS.

I dread to think about DC's complaining if he ever bottomed and had someone PUMMELING his insides.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I dread to think about DC's complaining if he ever bottomed and had someone PUMMELING his insides.

Tops are SUCH WHINY BITCHES when they get fucked aren't they!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The only thing DC is the top of, is the MINIPOPS.

 

[Star]

My testicle medication is giving me the worst stomachache. It's like I'm GIVING BIRTH FFS.

Don't even go there.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What is wrong with DC's testicle? Asking for myself.

 

[Lucille]

It’s depressed

 

[Dark Carnival]

Don't even go there.

I swear I did think you'd tell me off when I typed that

 

[Dark Carnival]

What is wrong with DC's testicle? Asking for myself.

Miss right testicle is apparently infected (with ALL the sex I've been having eh?), so we're treating her with some antibiotics.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Miss right testicle is apparently infected (with ALL the sex I've been having eh?), so we're treating her with some antibiotics.

Has it SWOLLEN?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Has it SWOLLEN?

Not at all, no burning pipi either, just a slight pain in the top part (epididymis).

 

[AGinAg (37)]

HAVE IT REMOVED.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm pretty much a doctor.

Of Arts.

 

[Dark Carnival]

HAVE IT REMOVED.

I did briefly imagine what life with one less testicle would be like before being told I'll get it to actually keep it.

 

[Star]

@lolly I just ordered the butterflies and a little pixie house. Christmas present to myself.

 

[lolly]

@lolly I just ordered the butterflies and a little pixie house. Christmas present to myself.

The neighbourhood is obviously going downhill.

 

[Lucille]

Loving YAGYA on a hangover, I almost wish I was on a COMEDOWN as well.

 

[Phoenix]

There’s really nothing to do with this damn lockdown. I can go to the supermarket for the 5th time this week I guess.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

With @Tisch admitting he pays for incest porn, @ZenGiraffe admitting he doesn't know @COB's age and @Eddie coming out as woman hater, we've hit Moopy: The Book of Revelations.

 

[Eddie]

Oh gosh, the shame!

 

[Diddy]

Hang on, what about incest porn??

 

[Lucille]

It’s all to be found in the alluring and very sexy YURII BACKROOM aka the PERVERTS PARADE.

 

[big ron]

I have illegally crossed the border into tier 2. Sat drinking cans in a hair salon, have ordered a gram and have a table booked for a substantial meal at 7. Freedom tastes fucking delicious.

 

[big ron]

Hang on, what about incest porn??

Dead baby?