WHAT’S A FACT ABOUT YOURSELF THAT YOU DON’T KNOW?

I don't know if I've got any other brothers or sisters. My Dad had a secret third wife briefly we know fuck all about.
 
I THINK I’M RELATED TO JEAN SLATER FROM EASTENDERS BUT I DON’T KNOW FOR SURE
 
I’VE NEVER SEEN THE FULL VERSION OF MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE SO I DON’T KNOW IF MY DAD WAS ACTUALLY MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER
 
My family history is a bit confusing. I have been told by several diverse sources that the Polish side descend from a Dukedom, but I've never seen the receipts.
 
I don't know what my blood type is.
Me neither. (My blood type, I mean. I know yours, it’s K)

I don’t know anything about the kidney disorder I had as a child, other than that it was serious and was never sorted because they couldn’t guarantee I’d survive if they removed a kidney. I remember going for loads of tests but I’ve never really found out much more.
 
I HAVE COUSINS ON MY DAD’S SIDE OF THE FAMILY WHO I DON’T KNOW AND HAVE NEVER MET.
 
I was stung by a wasp for the first time this summer. I realised I had been stung before and not realised.

You put savlon on it.
 
I don't know loads of my extended English family and I don't give a fuck.

I don't know which city my brother lives. I don't know what he or his wife do.
 
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I was stung by a wasp for the first time this summer. I realised I had been stung before and not realised.

You put savlon on it.
BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE HIGHLY ALLERGIC AND PRESUMABLY DON’T KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THEY WERE STUNG.

I’D HATE TO HAVE GOT THIS FAR IN LIFE ONLY TO DIE AT THE HANDS OF A FUCKING WASP.
 
Even though I'm SURE the day I get stung is the day I find out I'm very allergic and DIE. THAT, I KNOW.
 
BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE HIGHLY ALLERGIC AND PRESUMABLY DON’T KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THEY WERE STUNG.

I’D HATE TO HAVE GOT THIS FAR IN LIFE ONLY TO DIE AT THE HANDS OF A FUCKING WASP.
You probably have been already.
 
BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE HIGHLY ALLERGIC AND PRESUMABLY DON’T KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THEY WERE STUNG.

I’D HATE TO HAVE GOT THIS FAR IN LIFE ONLY TO DIE AT THE HANDS OF A FUCKING WASP.

It's wasps that I hate. Bees serve a purpose.

Though sometimes, in the midst of the inevitable panic attack, I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE.
 
Also they have nothing to lose by stinging you unlike poor bees who pop their clogs.
 
I DON’T KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I WAS STUNG BY A BEE OR A WASP
You could end up with a split head so be careful.

My sister was allowed to take me out round the block in my buggy as a baby and a wasp started flying around me and her. She got frightened and abandoned the buggy which was unfortunately on a pavement hill so I got both stung and a bloody head apparently when the buggy tipped onto the ground at the bottom of the hill. I still have a small scar.
 
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I don't know how many people I've slept with either. I have a friend who keeps a list with names, ages, nationalities and other FUN FACTS. I couldn't be doing with the admin.

I have lots of half-siblings I've never met.
 
I don't know what my blood type is.

me neither. In Japan that’s like not knowing what your middle name is. I asked my mum but she didn’t know, and got angry when I said I was going to find out (I couldn’t)

so obviously my oldest sister is my mum and it’s all a coverup
 

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