They call this Saturday where I'm from

Just got back from work and I’m absolutely SHATTERED. It was only a six hour shift and was really quiet so god knows why I’m suddenly FATIGUED :(
 
Alcohol mixed with coffee always does well as a midday pick-me-up
And its good for your heart
 
Anyone know a good online store for really nice Christmas cards? I'm wanting to get one for my niece, but they are all tacky or bland.
 
Yeah really glad I spent loads of money on coke and booze to listen to two girls talk about school.
 
Its ok they’re now talking about wrestling each other
 
Indie said:
The dog shat all over the carpet this morning. I'm not taking him for a covid test though.
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So my dog shat all over the stairs about two hours ago. Mrs. Indie has to be up at 5am for a work thing, so i decided to do a dogwatch until then. Good job, as i've just avoided another accident.
 
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Indie said:
So my dog shat all over the stairs about two hours ago. Mrs. Indie has to be up at 5am for a work thing, so i decided to do a dogwatch until then. Good job, as i've just avoided another accident.
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Pets being sick is the saddest thing ever, since they don't know why
 
RJN said:
Pets being sick is the saddest thing ever, since they don't know why
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It really is. Indiedog once ate a peach stone, and that nearly killed him. And yet, the stupid idiot won't stop eating anything that resembles food. This time of year is the worst, because when it's dark at 4pm, you can't tell what he's trying to snaffle.
 
Indie said:
It really is. Indiedog once ate a peach stone, and that nearly killed him. And yet, the stupid idiot won't stop eating anything that resembles food. This time of year is the worst, because when it's dark at 4pm, you can't tell what he's trying to snaffle.
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Humans shouldn't even eat peach pits :D But yes they never learn. My last dog ate an entire chocolate cake that my sister left out. He was sick everywhere but went back to eating anything he could find the next day
 
I'm bored. Hi RJN, how are you?

The last time i met someone that said they were from Georgia, i asked them if they meant the country. Is that something that ever happens to you?
 
Indie said:
I'm bored. Hi RJN, how are you?

The last time i met someone that said they were from Georgia, i asked them if they meant the country. Is that something that ever happens to you?
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That has never happened to me. Or else I was too self-focused and American that I didn't realize, which is probably likely
 
RJN said:
But how are YOU? and your dog
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I'm still alive, which i guess is fine.

My plan to stay up has worked though - dog let me know 30 mins ago that he needed a shit. Much easier to take him out now than spending an hour cleaning up the carpet.
 
Indie said:
I'm still alive, which i guess is fine.

My plan to stay up has worked though - dog let me know 30 mins ago that he needed a shit. Much easier to take him out now than spending an hour cleaning up the carpet.
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Good! I hope your night doesn't involve cleaning up any shit
 
Rachey :kim:

I’m on the phone to Priti Patel now to arrange a deportation flight to send you back to RACHEYLAND.
 
Lucille said:
Rachey :kim:

I’m on the phone to Priti Patel now to arrange a deportation flight to send you back to RACHEYLAND.
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Sorry luc :(

In my defence, the 7th person was the home owners child who was upstairs most of the time.
 
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