Peaceful serene Monday

[Zu]

How many times do you change your pants per week? Are they that soiled that you couldn’t wear them for an extra day?

There’s a reason he buys ‘em in brown

 

[Lucille]

I think wearing pants for more than one day in peacetime feels like a life choice I’m not willing to make

I mean I’VE DONE IT, but it NEVER FEELS RIGHT.

 

[Zu]

I’ve been known to wear swimming trunks if I’ve run out of clean panties. They’re not SKID CENTRAL but I’d not wear them more than once. Standards PLEASE!

 

[COB]

How long do you go between changing your underwear feels like a POLL WAITING TO HAPPEN, and I can already tell that my answers will shock some

 

[Zu]

How long do you go between changing your underwear feels like a POLL WAITING TO HAPPEN, and I can already tell that my answers will shock some

Not only is he the lounge’s new face of evil but I see we can also expect tales of CRUSTY HORROR

 

[Phoenix]

Hold on are we talking underwear or pants? Cause obviously you change your underwear daily but you don’t change your pants every day.

 

[Zu]

Hold on are we talking underwear or pants? Cause obviously you change your underwear daily but you don’t change your pants every day.

We’re talking knickers NOT slacks

 

[Lucille]

Yes one should never wash JEANS until mushrooms are growing off them, even then better to skim them off for the evening’s risotto and be on with your day.

 

[Diddy]

Hold on are we talking underwear or pants? Cause obviously you change your underwear daily but you don’t change your pants every day.

Underwear!!

 

[Diddy]

Today is the day I have to wash the jeans though, they’ve got a WHIFF of PORCINI about them

 

[Zu]

Yes one should never wash JEANS until mushrooms are growing off them, even then better to skim them off for the evening’s risotto and be on with your day.

, particularly at “be on with your day”

My erstwhile comrade El Beardy Psycho once had a pair of jeans which apparently came with instructions to not wash for at least THREE MONTHS or something ridiculous. Naturally he went with this. STANKING FILTH

 

[Sheena]

Bloody hell.

Would you be better just ditching the whole foot?

My foot has more hole than foot these days.

REAL stitches rather than dissolvable this time too, so can’t swim for two fucking weeks!

 

[octophone]

My foot has more hole than foot these days.

REAL stitches rather than dissolvable this time too, so can’t swim for two fucking weeks!

That sucks. Hard.

 

[Sheena]

Oh well, not like I’ve got anything else to think about and deal with right no...OH!

 

[Lucille]

My foot has more hole than foot these days.

There’s definitely a market for that.

 

[Sheena]

There’s definitely a market for that.

When I saw the word “hole”, I was genuinely trying to work in a joke about you, but couldn’t quite get there.

Thanks!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BORED NOW

 

[Zu]

BORED NOW

 

[OutSynk]

Would you be better just ditching the whole foot?

Omg

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Welcome to @The Homosexual Octopus

 

[COB]

 

[The Homosexual Octopus]

Welcome to @The Homosexual Octopus

:emoji_octopus:

 

[Iguana]

Any relation of @octophone's?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

:emoji_octopus:

:emoji_dromedary_camel:

 

[win_the_game]

Sorry to break it to you Zen but that's a camel.

 

[COB]

It's close enough, just IMAGINE the neck!

 

[octophone]

Any relation of @octophone's?

No, we ran all the gays out of town in 1952. Unless.....Uncle Octor?????

 

[octophone]

Sorry to break it to you Zen but that's a camel.

Are you assuming Zen's species?

 

[big ron]

Another @Rachey alias.

 

[Lucille]

:emoji_octopus:

 

[COB]

Those eyes It's almost like Eileen is back amongst us.

 

[The Homosexual Octopus]

Those eyes It's almost like Eileen is back amongst us.

EILEEN SHOW FEET

 

[Star]

EILEEN SHOW FEET

Who are you?

 

[Lucille]

 

[big ron]

https://instagram.com/stories/glamr...ource=ig_story_item_share&igshid=wv6vh95fzbq6

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Who are you?

@Soldi

 

[Soldi]

Ain’t me!

It’s not that @Rachey again is it?

 

[octophone]

@Soldi

I mean, imagine chosing the time where we are conducting IP checks on all new sign-ups to see if either of our "leavers" are trying to wriggle back in to make a comedy alias...

 

[Iguana]

I mean, imagine chosing the time where we are conducting IP checks on all new sign-ups to see if either of our "leavers" are trying to wriggle back in to make a comedy alias...

Generous use of the word "comedy"