
Oh dear I sneezed twice* in the metro and now everyone’s giving me dirty looks
*twelve times
Is that why people were giving me dirty looks??After 7 did it feel like you had an orgasm?
Babes I live in... erm... MULHOUSE now

Nothing happened! We just had a chat in the streetBabes I live in... erm... MULHOUSE now![]()


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Just browsing Facebook and I see that @Soldi is now advertising his gay chatroom modding trade, very entrepreneurial hun x
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Love how it’s actually the Basel airport, but FUCKING Mulhouse has claimed it tooLove Mulhouse Airport. Depending on what door you exit determines what country you end up in. :emoji_flag_de::emoji_flag_ch:![]()

How thrilling. I wonder which of Hammersmith's delightful pubs she was off to.Hope you all liked my story x
See you down the PLOUGH & HARROW, Ma'amMr Kate has just seen Camilla Parker-Bowles going down King Street in a convoy.How thrilling. I wonder which of Hammersmith's delightful pubs she was off to.

See you down the PLOUGH & HARROW, Ma'am![]()
Not even the GOOD WetherspoonsI understand each of these words individually but this phrase has completely baffled me.GOOD Wetherspoons
Good in this context simply means slightly less shit.I understand each of these words individually but this phrase has completely baffled me.
Margaret Keenan said to have experienced some minor side-effects.
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