WHO OR WHAT WOULD YOU SHAG IN VIRTUAL REALITY?

[Nancy]

BEARING IN MIND IT’S NOT REAL AND NO-ONE EVER NEEDS TO FIND OUT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Cue a series of posts about animal sex.

 

[Lucille]

SAILOR BARRET

 

[lolly]

Margaret Beckett

 

[Nancy]

SAILOR BARRET

GET IN ME

 

[Kate]

Is this the COME 'OME @Cloud thread?

 

[Nancy]

WOULD ANYONE GIVE GAIL PLATT A GO?

 

[lolly]

WOULD ANYONE GIVE GAIL PLATT A GO?

RATHER HER THAN MARTIN PLATT

 

[Lucille]

WOULD ANYONE GIVE GAIL PLATT A GO?

FUCK IT WHY NOT.

CAN I EQUIP HER WITH A PENIS THOUGH?

 

[COB]

SAILOR BARRET

Oh DON'T

 

[Rita]

I’m not sure I would manage to find my way round the bloody thing to start with.

 

[Lucille]

WHO WOULD SHAG THEMSELVES IN VR?

 

[Nancy]

FUCK IT WHY NOT.

CAN I EQUIP HER WITH A PENIS THOUGH?

YES AND YOU AND PROGRAM HER TO BE SEXUALLY INTO ANYTHING YOU WANT

 

[Lucille]

YES AND YOU AND PROGRAM HER TO BE SEXUALLY INTO ANYTHING YOU WANT

EVEN DOCKING?

 

[Nancy]

WHO WOULD SHAG THEMSELVES IN VR?

I WOULD. I’D USE IT AS A WAY OF GETTING OUT ALL MY SELF LOATHING BY USING IT AGAINST MYSELF.

OOOOH, WHAT A FABULOUS FORM OF PSYCHO THERAPY

 

[lolly]

WHO WOULD SHAG THEMSELVES IN VR?

WHO WOULDN'T?

 

[Rita]

It all sounds a bit PERVERTED if you ask me.

 

[Nancy]

EVEN DOCKING?

IT’S A FAVOURITE OF HERS

 

[Rita]

 

[lolly]

What if I discover I'm a DUD ROOT?

 

[Nancy]

WOULD ANYONE SHAG A VR RITA?

 

[Rita]

WOULD ANYONE SHAG A VR RITA?

FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE.

 

[lolly]

It all sounds a bit PERVERTED if you ask me.

Darling, ALL the BEST PEOPLE are PERVERTS!

 

[Lucille]

WOULD ANYONE SHAG A VR RITA?

Maybe, can I equip her with a penis?

 

[Rita]

Maybe, can I equip her with a penis?

NO YOU CAN’T.

 

[Lucille]

Or maybe a back covered in orifices.

 

[Lucille]

WHO WOULD GET PEGGED BY RITA?

 

[Lucille]

WHO WOULD GET PEGGED BY RITA?

Hi @big ron

 

[Rita]

I WILL NOT BE OBJECTIFIED!

 

[Nancy]

WHO WOULD GET PEGGED BY RITA?

@Soldi

 

[COB]

I'd give Lurpak ad mascot Douglas a real BEASTING in VR:

 

[Nancy]

I WILL NOT BE OBJECTIFIED!

IT’S A VR YOU. NOT THE REAL YOU. I DOUBT MOST OF US WOULD WANT THE REAL YOU.

 

[Lucille]

I'd give Lurpak ad mascot Douglas a real BEASTING in VR:

You’d never run out of LUBE.

 

[Rita]

@Soldi

This thread is definitely heading in the wrong direction. I could be his MOTHER.

 

[Lucille]

IT’S A VR YOU. NOT THE REAL YOU. I DOUBT MOST OF US WOULD WANT THE REAL YOU.

!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'd give Lurpak ad mascot Douglas a real BEASTING in VR:

"And he is made of butter, you don't need LUBE!" - my now ex boyfriend.

 

[Rita]

IT’S A VR YOU. NOT THE REAL YOU. I DOUBT MOST OF US WOULD WANT THE REAL YOU.

I wouldn’t touch YOU with Soldi’s.

 

[Lucille]

"And he is made of butter, you don't need LUBE!" - my now ex boyfriend.

OMG, don’t worry COB I understand!

 

[Nancy]

I wouldn’t touch YOU with Soldi’s.

DO YOU WANT US TO WANT YOU OR NOT?

 

[Rita]

DO YOU WANT US TO WANT YOU OR NOT?

Darling, I don’t want any of you to want me. I have enough creeps lusting after me in REAL LIFE.