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FRUMPY'S BACK!
RACISTShady’s back?
And how do you decide which is left and which is right? Is this why you usually see them in windows and not in the middle of a room?
Star forcing Jews to wear a badge, whilst having all their addresses.
I know a pint is 568ml because I am a pisshead.
28 grams in an ounce. Anyone who knows their 28 times table is a drug dealer.
I was using CENTIGRADE

Easyjet have just emailed me to cancel our trip to Madeira in March. Borderline pissed off/relieved.
I drank quite a bit of lunch.
Because of COVID?
Have you been to Madeira before? If not, be relieved.Easyjet have just emailed me to cancel our trip to Madeira in March. Borderline pissed off/relieved.

Have you been to Madeira before? If not, be relieved.
Have you been to Madeira before? If not, be relieved.
What! We love Madeira. Granted, it's no Isle of White

Oh Iguana, spot the spelling mistake love!What! We love Madeira. Granted, it's no Isle of White
@Rita how's the dog?
Ah that's good. Pain relief does wonders! You've still got a couple of years left in her I'm sureWell, the vet checked her over and couldn’t detect any breaks or fractures on her front paw. He gave her an anti inflammatory injection in to her elbow, and some pain killers and more anti inflammatory medication and we were off on our merry way. He was really lovely, and put her at ease straight away and had no intentions of putting her down. She seems a lot better already, and has ate her dinner and went out for a walk. It feels like a massive weight has been lifted and I have been busy getting stuck in to the booze since I got home to celebrate.
It rained every single day we were there. We went for the walks and the scenery but it was so foggy we couldn't see the views and couldn't walk because of the torrential rainWhat! We love Madeira. Granted, it's no Isle of White

Well, the vet checked her over and couldn’t detect any breaks or fractures on her front paw. He gave her an anti inflammatory injection in to her elbow, and some pain killers and more anti inflammatory medication and we were off on our merry way. He was really lovely, and put her at ease straight away and had no intentions of putting her down. She seems a lot better already, and has ate her dinner and went out for a walk. It feels like a massive weight has been lifted and I have been busy getting stuck in to the booze since I got home to celebrate.

My sons birthday today too, and he said seeing her walk through the door tonight was the best present he could wish for. Little cutie.

Well, the vet checked her over and couldn’t detect any breaks or fractures on her front paw. He gave her an anti inflammatory injection in to her elbow, and some pain killers and more anti inflammatory medication and we were off on our merry way. He was really lovely, and put her at ease straight away and had no intentions of putting her down. She seems a lot better already, and has ate her dinner and went out for a walk. It feels like a massive weight has been lifted and I have been busy getting stuck in to the booze since I got home to celebrate.
I always get the dodgiest calls from BOLTON numbers, I never answer them!
That's awesome.
I've had a pretty awful week - my dog ate something on Friday, which made him heavily shit the carpet overnight. For the next four days we've kept watch on him constantly and taking turns sleeping on the sofa.
He's only just shown signs of getting through it, but he's lost a lot of weight.