Our Gizelle does LOVE A JUMPER
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and who can forget the gorgeous LIBERACE BLAZER infamously worn twice in ONE YEAR!
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For a second there I thought you’d included AFFILIATE LINKS in case we wanted to PURCHASE THE PIECES OURSELVES.
Our Gizelle does LOVE A JUMPER
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and who can forget the gorgeous LIBERACE BLAZER infamously worn twice in ONE YEAR!
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and would hate if evil Monique takes her down in the reunion as is being rumored.
Also I would like to mention Kal, Gizelle’s GBFF who’s cute and seems to be a good friend to her.
and to the fans disappointment, Christina didn't bother to return for season 2 - albeit this was entirely on her own terms than via being fired.
Reiko was also apparently FLAT BROKE whilst filming, with her husband gathering all their "wealth" through money laundering scams. If you watch the season through the lens of knowing who Reiko REALLY IS, she becomes much more interesting.
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the final Housewife is...
). She's legitimately AWFUL, but also a total GUILTY PLEASURE as (in season 1 at least) she is SO ENTERTAINING to watch.
Jody wears sunglasses almost all the time, has a HATE BONER for Mary and says some of the most vicious and insulting lines I've ever heard on a Housewives show. I do feel for season 1 at least she was playing up to the cameras somewhat as a caricature - at one point she serves Mary LEGAL PAPERS during a champagne-fuelled personal shopping scene that is SO OTT and stupid I can't see how anybody could really take it seriously.
Mix the give-a-shit attitudes of the Melbourne ladies, with a sprinkle of the insanity of Sydney, plus the DARKNESS of seasons 1&2 of Beverley Hills and you kind of arrive at Vancouver. A triumph of reality TV casting, but also a show that is equally camp-insanity and uncomfortable how-did-this-make-it-to-tv moments
) and Jody is a villain unlike any we had ever seen at that point 

I haven't and will not read the rest of this at the moment, but this paragraph alone has sold me on it and me and @COB shall watch this after our trip to Auckland.

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Special mention needs to go to three supporting characters:
1. Christina's GBFF Kevin, and his face that literally looked like it was in constant pain due to so much botox and tanning beds
2. Marika. This woman should have had her own spin-off show. I need to know everything about her. Is she truly as insane as she looks? Or is it drugs?
2. The opening two lines of Mary's song, Hero. I hate it, but "It ain't Elvis Aaron Presley, it ain't the cool of James Dean" will forever be etched on brain - such was the frequency of its use across those two seasons.

Marika was clearly BANKROLLING their lifestyle of fabulous parties and MOUNTAINS of cocaine. That bonkers trip they go to in Mexico for Mary Zilba's HIDEOUS blue alcoholic drink, and they all are clearly off their tits getting naked on the beach
and a second season so toxic that it didn't get a reunion - or a renewal.
Kombucha is NOT A STORY LINE! Don't even get me started on the SINGING STORYLINE 
I know it's their bodies and they can do as they please, but of all the various facial surgeries on offer I have NEVER understood the one that makes them look like they have two gold balls resting in their cheeks.
I'm not sure if it's still DONE, but it seemed to be all the rage a few years ago (presumably when this series aired).
but for once I'm going to keep my mouth shut 
Vancouver sounds like an absolute SCREAM!

It's VERY YOU! Start on season 1! It's the PERFECT dark night December watch![]()
Jody, Christina and Ronnie are some of the most memorable and ridiculous Housewives of any series!






Heather's frequently called CONDESCENDING and the other women love to bitch about how Heather uses her intellect to wriggle off the hook and manipulate situations.
@TheRealHousewivesOrders I SALUTE YOU!






The Season 9 Reunion BANGS will always make meThey just make her eyes even SCARIER.
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She DEFILED my cake is one of my all time favorites. A meltdown over a centimeter of fondant is what I live for.
Yes she is a grade A gaslighter but you have to admire the work she does on Shanon, it’s like watching a master of her craft in action.

She was most definitely a villain in all five of her seasons, manipulating every situation and everyone castmate around her, but she still managed to come across actually quite sane in comparison to everyone else? And I'm sure most viewers respected rather then loathed her.
And Heather was ended.Heather is definitely one of the most fascinating women ever to appear on Housewives. And my all-time fave from the OC. She's an absolute monster. But such an undeniably compelling one.
So many Housewives on these shows try to self produce - with most of them falling flat on their face in an unsuccessful attempt. But I think Heather was superb at self-producing - until the infamous Dublin bus ride on her final season of course, but I'll come back to that
She came up with a character that would stay above the drama thanks to a moral high ground and an attitude that was aghast at everything going on around her. And she walked onto set and played that part to a tee, as she had all her previous parts as an actress.She was most definitely a villain in all five of her seasons, manipulating every situation and everyone castmate around her, but she still managed to come across actually quite sane in comparison to everyone else? And I'm sure most viewers respected rather then loathed her.
The gaslighting of Shannon and the bullying of Alexis she got away with and never really got called out on - because she knew her victims and how they would either set themselves up in their own trap, or react perfectly to hers. And so she never got that villain edit she deserved, and was always able to double down on her manipulation in her talking heads. And quite believably, too. A master puppeteer.
Then came Kelly Dodd - who's an altogether more difficult puppet to control, as she's far too unpredictable. I think Heather still managed quite well, though. Until the Dublin trip - and that bus ride to the airport. Whether it was the early am call time, the lack of sleep from the night before, or did she think that the footage wouldn't be used because the lighting was so terrible - but either way, the mask slipped and the monster came out. And it was ugly.And Heather was ended.
Are we sure she was fired? I always assumed she left of her own accord out of utter SHAME. She must have known that a take-down season was on the cards for her after the end of season 11. And with Kelly Dodd on the cast, she was never going to be able to maintain the stronghold she'd had on everyone previously. I can imagine her bowing out. And I can also imagine her knocking on the door again when Kelly is fired after this season. I just really hope they let her back in.

Loose lips sink ships!