ASFXMAS - VOTING CLOSED! (1 Viewer)

[octophone]

I really can’t wait to find out how someone discovered this song, that even with 2 rewatches now is still on only 72 views!!!

IT'S JUST US. She's probably wondering what's caused the sudden rush of traffic and if she's heading for Mariah status...

 

[win_the_game]

I'm impressed Moopy has become the home of the Jenny S fan club.

 

[jivafox]

It’s going to be somebody’s mum isn’t it?

 

[Lucille]

The potato synths on this really are incredible.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Now, no one can accuse this song of not being ON THEME

 

[octophone]

This is terrifying. It's like an episode of Rentaghost set in Scarfolk.

 

[jivafox]

I feel like I’m watching the Cats movie again.

 

[Kate]

Yay it's Victoria Saggypants

 

[AGinAg (37)]

IT'S JUST US. She's probably wondering what's caused the sudden rush of traffic and if she's heading for Mariah status...

Seeing as she's not hit 100 yet, I doubt she's even had a notification.

 

[Lucille]

Come on girls WE ALL KNOW THE DANCE!

 

[octophone]

THIS IS ONLY 2 YEARS OLD.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have unsurprisingly never seen the Star Wars Xmas Special. It looks like the stuff of a fever nightmare.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THIS IS ONLY 2 YEARS OLD.

She was on America's Got Talent.

 

[Lucille]

I have unsurprisingly never seen the Star Wars Xmas Special. It looks like the stuff of a fever nightmare.

Hasn’t it been SCRUBBED FROM EXISTENCE?

 

[octophone]

She was on America's Got Talent.

I know but it looks as if it was made in the late 70s.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hasn’t it been SCRUBBED FROM EXISTENCE?

Well old Sassy Pants seems to have a copy!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is my least favourite song in the whole thing. It sounds clinically engineered to within an inch of its life and I despise it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Bjorn Again Again Again.

 

[Kate]

I know but it looks as if it was made in the late 70s.

Clearly INSPIRED by Claudia Philips

 

[Pingu]

I know but it looks as if it was made in the late 70s.

It is EXPERTLY done in fairness. That’s all I really have to say positively about it...

 

[Lucille]

Might crack one out to this now all my Turkish favourites are gone from Pornhub

 

[octophone]

"Ooooooof"

 

[Lucille]

372 million views

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Now Holly Valance post transition.

 

[Pingu]

This is my least favourite song in the whole thing. It sounds clinically engineered to within an inch of its life and I despise it.

I don’t know if this will help but it literally IS clinically engineered - that’s the whole point of its existence. Some musicologist was involved.

 

[win_the_game]

Might crack one out to this now all my Turkish favourites are gone from Pornhub

I'm sure they'll all be on xhamster.

 

[octophone]

What's the sketch with this laddie? A parallel universe where Darius thrived?

 

[Tisch]

Obviously I'd sit on that face, but since Iguana pointed out that to me that Yulla goes on for nearly six minutes I have decided it's a HATE CRIME to the good name of ASFM.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He has very lovely eyes.

 

[jivafox]

When I was 13 on holiday I almost got into a fight with some Turkish waiters when I tried to say Holly’s “Kiss Kiss” was better than Tarkan’s.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What's the sketch with this laddie? A parallel universe where Darius thrived?

Did the original of Kiss Kiss.

 

[Lucille]

Obviously I'd sit on that face, but since Iguana pointed out that to me that Yulla goes on for nearly six minutes I have decided it's a HATE CRIME to the good name of ASFM.

I love how 4.45 is NEARLY SIX MINUTES for you queens.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don’t know if this will help but it literally IS clinically engineered - that’s the whole point of its existence. Some musicologist was involved.

What the fuck?

 

[Tisch]

I love how 4.45 is NEARLY SIX MINUTES for you queens.

Fine, but this song doesn't need to be! He just says YOLLA.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I don’t know if this will help but it literally IS clinically engineered - that’s the whole point of its existence. Some musicologist was involved.

@Ag can I be given special dispensation to award it a -1 based on this information?

 

[octophone]

Did the original of Kiss Kiss.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He's such a QUEEN!

 

[win_the_game]

Love this lo-fi melancholy.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@Ag can I be given special dispensation to award it a -1 based on this information?

no

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is even more shocking than the time @Frosty the Snoldi thought it appropriate to enter it into an ASFM