Lady Gaga - The Chromatica Era

[Mats]

wtf is she doing? is she broke?

 

[OutSynk]

Pop Toilet soon.

 

[Diddy]

wtf is she doing? is she broke?

just working out what kind of work she can do without leaving her house.

I mean Insta influencers do that all the time, and she’s got 45m followers!

 

[RJN]

If someone wanted to pay me a lot (or any amount really) of money to post on Instagram I'd be all over it. I support her new low-effort job

 

[GNL]

I hope tours can go ahead soon, lest she's forced to shill for Squatty Potty.

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Jark]

she's pissing me off now.

promote your album. stream a show from your back yard. DO SOMETHIN'

 

[Loufoque]

I listened to Rain On Me and Enigma this morning. And... wig.

The era was a washout, but so was this year. She clearly has mental health issues, and is contractually obligated to do these brand endorsements.

 

[Diddy]

Ooh I saw some Gaga/Tudor watch posters around the subway today

 

[OutSynk]

New beauty products coming!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh.

 

[OutSynk]

Oh

ma-ma-ma, oh ma-ma-ma
I'm tired of screaming

Oh

ma-ma-ma, oh ma-ma-ma
At the top of my lungs

 

[Pipo]

is it a makeup line
is it a skin care line
is it a new oreo cookie flavor?

 

[GNL]

All that promo paid off.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Any udpates on the biscuit year end charts @OutSynk? Did Chromatica Oreos outsell chocolate hobnobs?

 

[Diddy]

Where’s your rate @Dark Carnoël

 

[Dark Carnival]

Where’s your rate @Dark Carnoël

Let me put my Chromatica jockstrap on first. It's in the Jark protocol

 

[OutSynk]

Any udpates on the biscuit year end charts @OutSynk? Did Chromatica Oreos outsell chocolate hobnobs?

I think the cookies are out in January. 2021 will be very exciting for Chromatica!

 

[Iguana]

Let me put my Chromatica jockstrap on first. It's in the Jark protocol

Photos in Dark Moopy please.

 

[Iguana]

 

[AlgoAlex]

Oops was watching Keeping Up Appearances instead

 

[Cerro de Casa]

'Born This Way' is used on BBC's Pooch Perfect advert - @OutSynk 2021 is looking great for Chromatica!

 

[OutSynk]

'Born This Way' is used in BBC's Pooch Perfect advert - @OutSynk 2021 is looking great for Chromatica!

 

[Pipo]

we love a viral hit

 

[Jark]

getting my life to Chromoreo in the STD clinic waiting room right now. feels right.

 

[OutSynk]

getting my life to Chromoreo in the STD clinic waiting room right now. feels right.

How’s the filling?

 

[Pipo]

How’s the filling?

not very STABLE tbh

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It mirrors the Chromatica rollout and promo campaign. HashTAG when will your faves ever!

 

[Dark Carnival]

not very STABLE tbh

Omg this queen

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Omg this queen

Yeah for a minute there I thought he's shove the cookie up his ass.

 

[OutSynk]

So happy for this chap.

 

[GNL]

So happy for this chap.

Azealia Banks FUMING.

 

[Pipo]

Azealia Banks FUMING.

oh, does this numb/loosen up the hole as well??

 

[Beverley]

@KindaCool plz use it on your BUSSY so we can compare it to the Azealia one.

 

[K.C.]

@KindaCool plz use it on your BUSSY so we can compare it to the Azealia one.

Review coming in 7-10 BUSINESS DAYS.

 

[K.C.]

I should start a website reviewing rubbish celebrity merch

 

[OutSynk]

Review coming in 7-10 BUSINESS DAYS.

Make sure you don’t shower until then.

 

[OutSynk]

Azealia is dragging the soap lmao

 

[RJN]

Azealia prefers her soap to include dead cats

 

[OutSynk]

@KindaCool’s review now more crucial than ever.