Star
Homo Secretary (OB)
It's airtight to give the kids mince pies with brandy and cognac right? I mean it's not real alcohol.
It's airtight to give the kids mince pies with brandy and cognac right? I mean it's not real alcohol.
DID YOU SUCKLE ON HIS WOLF NIPPLE?Slept in VR. What was my pillow irl was the fluffy torso of a big cuddly wolf guy about 3x my size I ended up laying my head on. He fell asleep being petted and cuddled so I thought why not and followed suit
We both gave up after a few hours though, the headset eventually gets a bit uncomfortable :P But it's pretty nice
Need a nap now...
I give it until the day after Boxing DayIf I was into FURRY STUFF I think I’d go for a WOLF.
I would go for an OCTOPUS.If I was into FURRY STUFF I think I’d go for a WOLF.

FAO: @The Homosexual OctopusI would go for an OCTOPUS.
I know it’s not furry, but think of all its tentacles![]()
Asking for a friend I assume?QUESTION FOR @Cloud
Could you lure someone to the edge of a real-life cliff by making them think they are in a VR Asda and then kill them by luring them to the end of an aisle with some amazing value discounts but, in the real world, they topple off the edge of a cliff and splatter on the rocks below?
QUESTION FOR @Cloud
Could you lure someone to the edge of a real-life cliff by making them think they are in a VR Asda and then kill them by luring them to the end of an aisle with some amazing value discounts but, in the real world, they topple off the edge of a cliff and splatter on the rocks below?

NORTHERN STAR!Solo Spice Album Rank
1. Victoria Beckham (2001)
2. Free Me
3. Melanie C (2020)
Thats all I've ever listened to. I can't imagine anything else is really worth it
QUESTION FOR @Cloud
Could you lure someone to the edge of a real-life cliff by making them think they are in a VR Asda and then kill them by luring them to the end of an aisle with some amazing value discounts but, in the real world, they topple off the edge of a cliff and splatter on the rocks below?
I could have been even more specific by saying the ASDA IN HULME.That is ODDLY SPECIFIC
And I doubt it! Only seen a Walmart in VRC and you couldn't go in it
Also we just cuddled. Pervs
The ASDA IN HULME is like a free version of those scary Halloween experiences at Alton Towers where all kind of nightmare creatures are around every corner and lunge at youSurely you want to KILL YOURSELF anyway after entering the ASDA IN HULME?
Anyway, could this be done @Cloud ? You somewhat dodged the question. Don’t focus on the specifics of Asda. Any supermarket will do. In fact, some people would need the lure of a Waitrose for it to be effective.QUESTION FOR @Cloud
Could you lure someone to the edge of a real-life cliff by making them think they are in a VR Asda and then kill them by luring them to the end of an aisle with some amazing value discounts but, in the real world, they topple off the edge of a cliff and splatter on the rocks below?
We're all going to be called as witnesses at MARY's trial, aren't we?QUESTION FOR @Cloud
Could you lure someone to the edge of a real-life cliff by making them think they are in a VR Asda and then kill them by luring them to the end of an aisle with some amazing value discounts but, in the real world, they topple off the edge of a cliff and splatter on the rocks below?
QUESTION FOR @Cloud
Could you lure someone to the edge of a real-life cliff by making them think they are in a VR Asda and then kill them by luring them to the end of an aisle with some amazing value discounts but, in the real world, they topple off the edge of a cliff and splatter on the rocks below?
I’m in such a state of euphoria right now!Hmmm, you've not thought this through properly.
How would you explain driving them near to a cliff then asking them to put the VR headset on to go virtual shopping? That'd ring alarm bells for me instantly. Maybe lure them to the cliffs by telling them you're going to propose to them, get down on one knee then just shove them off the edge using your crouching body to propel them backwards. That way there's no need to bring VR into it at all and you have the added bonus of your centre of gravity being low so no chance you'll stumble and follow them over which might happen if you were also stood up.
Anyway, could this be done @Cloud ? You somewhat dodged the question. Don’t focus on the specifics of Asda. Any supermarket will do. In fact, some people would need the lure of a Waitrose for it to be effective.
NEVER YOU MINDWho is this @The Homosexual Octopus character? Seems VERY SHIFTY.
The one thing that we know for sure is that it's DEFINITELY NOT SOLDI.Who is this @The Homosexual Octopus character? Seems VERY SHIFTY.
I lost a headset within a week of buying it this way.VR is not typically used outdoors as it takes just a second of pointing the lenses at the sun to burn the display
WHAT IF YOU DID IT AT NIGHT?VR is not typically used outdoors as it takes just a second of pointing the lenses at the sun to burn the display

My bad neighbours have got loads of people round, I'm reporting them this time. Enough is enough![]()
GO FOR IT STAR!My bad neighbours have got loads of people round, I'm reporting them this time. Enough is enough![]()
um, Northern Star?
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NORTHERN STAR!
Are they the ones who reported you?
I kind of like Goin Down a lot...
I HEAR THAT.

