ASFXMAS - THE RESULTS (TONIGHT 7.30pm UNTIL LATE!)

[Nancy]

I hope @MARY enjoys the Asda Hulme FROZEN FOODS AISLE TERROR that I’m preparing after that set of votes

IT’S AISLE, YOU NUMPTY

 

[Rita]

@MARY MY SISTER FROM ANOTHER MISTER!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Time for an update to the leaderboard, with just ten rank votes left...

174 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
170 Funky/ Hurts - All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day
148 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish
141 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
137 dmlaw/ Majestica - Ghost of Christmas Past
126 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
118 David 5000/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas
117 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
113 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
99 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
99 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
96 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
92 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
83 dUb/ Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
80 Sally Thomsett/ Mrs Mills - Don't Bring Lulu
78 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
77 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
77 Kate/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays
71 Pingu/ Bjorn Again - Love's Not Just For Christmas
70 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
69 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
69 Rhythmbarbican/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Zombie Christmas
68 Indie/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us
61 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
56 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
55 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale
55 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
53 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
53 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
52 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
49 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
46 Rita/ Paloma Faith & Gregory Porter - Christmas Prayer
36 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
27 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
26 Jivafox/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)
25 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
24 Devil/ Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy's Christmas
22 Diddy/ J Soul Brothers from Exile Tribe - Rat-Tat-Tat
20 ZZ/ Alan Jackson - Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)
15 Tischlampe/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas

 

[Soldi]

IT’S AISLE, YOU NUMPTY

20 points should’ve got to Foals you NUMPTY

 

[funky]

Just don’t call it a comeback girls!

 

[Soldi]

Well at least I’m beating my neighbour

FOR NOW

 

[Lucille]

TOP 20

 

[Beverley]

@Pingu I LOVE YOU!!

Watch your back bitches. The comes back is ON.

What's a comes back?

 

[Kate]

getting NARTY with @COB

 

[dmlaw]

Time for an update to the leaderboard, with just ten rank votes left...

And, let's face it, the votes which didn't give me points have been pretty rank.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Over to @RaspberrySwirl

20 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
15 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
12 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
10 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
9 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
8 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
7 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
6 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
5 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
4 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
3 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
2 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
1 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish

 

[Rita]

What's a comes back?

 

[Soldi]

OMG @RaspberrySwirl

YOU ABSOLUTE BEAUTY! I’ll SEND THE GOODS LATER

 

[Nancy]

HAVE THESE VOTES BEEN INDEPENDENTLY ADJUDICATED?

 

[SDF]

@RaspberrySwirl finally hun

 

[Nancy]

MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

 

[Kate]

For FUCK's sake Rita

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@RaspberrySwirl :emoji_kissing_cat:

 

[Lucille]

FFS @RaspberrySwirl I’d still fuck you but you’re no longer CUMMING INSIDE ME.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So apols if it's all been a bit @OutSynk

20 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
15 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
12 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
10 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
9 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
8 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
7 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
6 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
5 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
4 Sally Thomsett/ Mrs Mills - Don't Bring Lulu
3 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
2 Funky/ Hurts - All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day
1 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)

 

[COB]

Thanks @RaspberrySwirl :emoji_dromedary_camel:

 

[win_the_game]

I’ll never forgive RS for those votes.

 

[Nancy]

FUCK YOU KITCHEN SINK

 

[Soldi]

Two sets of votes in a row! That’s not happened since the original ASFM for me I don’t think

 

[RS]

Over to @RaspberrySwirl

20 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
15 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
12 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
10 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
9 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
8 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
7 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
6 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
5 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
4 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
3 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
2 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
1 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish

This is how you do votes, peasants!

Although I threw in Tarkan’s name last couple of seconds before the clock struck 7 pm, while I was searching for other songs.

 

[funky]

HAVE THESE VOTES BEEN INDEPENDENTLY ADJUDICATED?

@Ag ‘s cat has been busy all day

 

[Tisch]

FUCK ALL PENGUINS

 

[Rita]

SPROUTSYNK to get fucked by a JAGGED BEANSTALK.

 

[win_the_game]

What a star that Outsynk is!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Come on girls it's @Suomi

20 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
15 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
12 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
10 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
9 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
8 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
7 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
6 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
5 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
4 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
3 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
2 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale
1 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla

 

[Soldi]

Hi @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL

 

[RS]

FFS @RaspberrySwirl I’d still fuck you but you’re no longer CUMMING INSIDE ME.

Babe. I made it up for you in the jury votes. I was running out of time.

 

[RJN]

Thank you @RaspberrySwirl @OutSynk

Racist Britain may not have liked my rap song, but the EU is coming through

 

[Soldi]

Come on girls it's @Suomi

20 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
15 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
12 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
10 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
9 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
8 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
7 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
6 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
5 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
4 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
3 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
2 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale
1 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla

Shove your statements up your ARSE, Suomi love.

 

[RS]

Come on girls it's @Suomi

20 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
15 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
12 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
10 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
9 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
8 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
7 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
6 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
5 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
4 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
3 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
2 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale
1 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla

OMG

 

[Nancy]

@Suomi HAS GIVEN ME A SEMI

 

[funky]

Two sets of votes in a row! That’s not happened since the original ASFM for me I don’t think

oh hun, would you like to borrow a 12?

 

[Kate]

I let you down this time @Suomi and I am sorry

 

[RJN]

Thank you @RaspberrySwirl @OutSynk

Racist Britain may not have liked my rap song, but the EU is coming through

and @Suomi!

My point is proven

 

[Rita]

What a VICIOUS LITTLE BITCH