ASFXMAS - THE RESULTS (TONIGHT 7.30pm UNTIL LATE!)

[octophone]

So with just FIVE SETS OF VOTES @jyxz STILL leads

180 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
172 Funky/ Hurts - All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day
159 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
156 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish
137 dmlaw/ Majestica - Ghost of Christmas Past
129 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
124 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
118 David 5000/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas
117 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
113 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
109 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
109 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
105 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
100 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
90 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
89 Sally Thomsett/ Mrs Mills - Don't Bring Lulu
83 dUb/ Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
83 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
81 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
80 Kate/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays
80 Pingu/ Bjorn Again - Love's Not Just For Christmas
80 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
78 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
71 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
71 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
69 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
69 Rhythmbarbican/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Zombie Christmas
68 Indie/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us
61 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
59 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
55 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale
46 Rita/ Paloma Faith & Gregory Porter - Christmas Prayer
45 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
27 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
26 Jivafox/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)
25 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
24 Devil/ Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy's Christmas
22 Diddy/ J Soul Brothers from Exile Tribe - Rat-Tat-Tat
20 ZZ/ Alan Jackson - Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)
15 Tischlampe/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas

Erm, again, I've had points that haven't been added...

 

[Rita]

Enter a better song next time Madame

How about you SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH?

 

[OutSynk]

So with just FIVE SETS OF VOTES @jyxz STILL leads

180 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
172 Funky/ Hurts - All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day
159 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
156 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish
137 dmlaw/ Majestica - Ghost of Christmas Past
129 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
124 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
118 David 5000/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas
117 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
113 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
109 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
109 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
105 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
100 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
90 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
89 Sally Thomsett/ Mrs Mills - Don't Bring Lulu
83 dUb/ Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
83 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
81 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
80 Kate/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays
80 Pingu/ Bjorn Again - Love's Not Just For Christmas
80 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
78 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
71 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
71 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
69 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
69 Rhythmbarbican/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Zombie Christmas
68 Indie/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us
61 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
59 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
55 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale
46 Rita/ Paloma Faith & Gregory Porter - Christmas Prayer
45 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
27 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
26 Jivafox/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)
25 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
24 Devil/ Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy's Christmas
22 Diddy/ J Soul Brothers from Exile Tribe - Rat-Tat-Tat
20 ZZ/ Alan Jackson - Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)
15 Tischlampe/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas

This will RUIN me in the overall chart. I knew I should have skipped this round.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

With FOUR SETS OF VOTES LEFT

184 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
172 Funky/ Hurts - All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day
159 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
156 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish
144 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
137 dmlaw/ Majestica - Ghost of Christmas Past
129 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
120 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
119 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
118 David 5000/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas
114 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
112 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
109 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
105 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
105 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
91 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
89 Sally Thomsett/ Mrs Mills - Don't Bring Lulu
83 dUb/ Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
83 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
80 Kate/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays
80 Pingu/ Bjorn Again - Love's Not Just For Christmas
80 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
78 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
75 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
71 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
71 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
70 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
69 Rhythmbarbican/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Zombie Christmas
68 Indie/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us
59 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
55 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale
46 Rita/ Paloma Faith & Gregory Porter - Christmas Prayer
45 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
34 Jivafox/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)
27 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
25 Devil/ Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy's Christmas
25 Diddy/ J Soul Brothers from Exile Tribe - Rat-Tat-Tat
25 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
20 ZZ/ Alan Jackson - Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)
15 Tischlampe/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas

 

[RS]

So let's @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL

20 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
15 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
12 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
10 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
9 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
8 Jivafox/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)
7 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
6 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
5 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
4 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
3 Diddy/ J Soul Brothers from Exile Tribe - Rat-Tat-Tat
2 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
1 Devil/ Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy's Christmas

Sending you a bag of cum for Christmas

 

[Lucille]

@LUCY UP YOUR NOEL you were praising Foals but didn’t vote for me you EVIL CUNT.

DID I?!?

 

[Nancy]

Erm, again, I've had points that haven't been added...

HAHA

 

[octophone]

With FOUR SETS OF VOTES LEFT

184 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
172 Funky/ Hurts - All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day
159 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
156 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish
144 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
137 dmlaw/ Majestica - Ghost of Christmas Past
129 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
120 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
119 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
118 David 5000/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas
114 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
112 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
109 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
105 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
105 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
91 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
89 Sally Thomsett/ Mrs Mills - Don't Bring Lulu
83 dUb/ Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
83 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
80 Kate/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays
80 Pingu/ Bjorn Again - Love's Not Just For Christmas
80 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
78 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
75 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
71 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
71 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
70 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
69 Rhythmbarbican/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Zombie Christmas
68 Indie/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us
59 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
55 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale
46 Rita/ Paloma Faith & Gregory Porter - Christmas Prayer
45 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
34 Jivafox/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)
27 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
25 Devil/ Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy's Christmas
25 Diddy/ J Soul Brothers from Exile Tribe - Rat-Tat-Tat
25 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
20 ZZ/ Alan Jackson - Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)
15 Tischlampe/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas

Oi! I've been scalped of 16 points!

 

[Soldi]

How about you SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH?

How about you FUCK OFF and buy some more SHOES

 

[Soldi]

DID I?!?

Erm I think so

 

[Rita]

Lucy has had so many PRICKS it’s made him not only mentally impaired but DEAF.

 

[funky]

Oh BALLS

 

[dmlaw]

I don’t eat bacon

You should. It's yummy.

 

[Rita]

How about you FUCK OFF and buy some more SHOES

Don’t fucking COME FOR ME little boy.

 

[ButterTart]

If @Suomi and @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid think I'm breaking in to their house to watch them sleep ever again they can FORGET IT. And you can have your teasmaid back, I wish I'd never gone to the trouble of stealing it.

 

[Soldi]

You should. It's yummy.

It’s not up there with sausage though is it

 

[OutSynk]

@LUCY UP YOUR NOEL you were praising Foals but didn’t vote for me you EVIL CUNT.

This is the worst. I feel like emo Tisch when that happens.

 

[Soldi]

Don’t fucking COME FOR ME little boy.

Wouldn’t dream of it you WEE COW

 

[Nancy]

If @Suomi and @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid think I'm breaking in to their house to watch them sleep ever again they can FORGET IT. And you can have your teasmaid back, I wish I'd never gone to the trouble of stealing it.

YOU CAN BALANCE A WHOLE TEASMAID ON INDIE’S COCK, OR SO I’VE HEARD

 

[Suomi]

If @Suomi and @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid think I'm breaking in to their house to watch them sleep ever again they can FORGET IT. And you can have your teasmaid back, I wish I'd never gone to the trouble of stealing it.

btw I watched The Children last night - watched the first 20 minutes normally, then got too scared and watched it by pressing 'next 15 seconds' until the last 10 minutes when they were getting away in the car.

Have to agree - it's a good movie.

 

[Tisch]

NOW I FEEL BAD.

LEAVE YOUR “BOYFRIEND” AND SHACK UP WITH ME

MEET YOU IN THE VEGAN AISLE IN ASDA HULME

 

[funky]

My phone is telling me I’ve refreshed too many times and I need to upgrade

 

[OutSynk]

Rita and Soldi going at each other like

 

[Lucille]

Can we have a FAG BREAK before jury votes?

 

[COB]

Thank you @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oi! I've been scalped of 16 points!

CORRECTED

187 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
174 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
174 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
172 Funky/ Hurts - All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day
158 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish
152 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
141 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
137 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
137 dmlaw/ Majestica - Ghost of Christmas Past
132 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
120 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
118 David 5000/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas
118 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
114 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
110 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
108 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
98 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
96 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
95 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
91 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
90 Kate/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays
89 Sally Thomsett/ Mrs Mills - Don't Bring Lulu
84 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
83 dUb/ Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
81 Pingu/ Bjorn Again - Love's Not Just For Christmas
80 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
72 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
69 Rhythmbarbican/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Zombie Christmas
68 Indie/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us
60 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
57 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale
52 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
46 Rita/ Paloma Faith & Gregory Porter - Christmas Prayer
38 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
34 Jivafox/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)
33 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
25 Diddy/ J Soul Brothers from Exile Tribe - Rat-Tat-Tat
25 Devil/ Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy's Christmas
20 ZZ/ Alan Jackson - Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)
15 Tischlampe/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas

 

[funky]

I think @Ag is doing a wonderful job and I’m no rush to get the final scores

 

[Iguana]

Can we have a FAG BREAK before jury votes?

But what will the straights do?

 

[RS]

CORRECTED

187 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
174 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
174 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
172 Funky/ Hurts - All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day
158 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish
152 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
141 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
137 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
137 dmlaw/ Majestica - Ghost of Christmas Past
132 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
120 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
118 David 5000/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas
118 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
114 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
110 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
108 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
98 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
96 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
95 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
91 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
90 Kate/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays
89 Sally Thomsett/ Mrs Mills - Don't Bring Lulu
84 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
83 dUb/ Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
81 Pingu/ Bjorn Again - Love's Not Just For Christmas
80 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
72 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
69 Rhythmbarbican/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Zombie Christmas
68 Indie/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us
60 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
57 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale
52 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
46 Rita/ Paloma Faith & Gregory Porter - Christmas Prayer
38 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
34 Jivafox/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)
33 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
25 Diddy/ J Soul Brothers from Exile Tribe - Rat-Tat-Tat
25 Devil/ Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy's Christmas
20 ZZ/ Alan Jackson - Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)
15 Tischlampe/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas

WHAT!

Stop the count!

 

[Nancy]

SOLDI AFTER A SCOLDING FROM RITA

 

[ButterTart]

YOU CAN BALANCE A WHOLE TEASMAID ON INDIE’S COCK, OR SO I’VE HEARD

He tends to need you to hold the shaft just to keep it level, but it's doable. Or so I've heard.

 

[Lucille]

But what will the straights do?

DIE HOPEFULLY.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's our US correspondent @RJN

20 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
15 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
12 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
10 Kate/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays
9 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
8 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
7 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
6 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
5 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
4 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
3 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
2 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
1 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!

 

[Soldi]

SOLDI AFTER A SCOLDING FROM RITA

It’s ok I sent her a nice PM

 

[Soldi]

Omg @RJN proving why Georgia is the best state, votes for democrats and Foals!

 

[funky]

Those Americans never did have good taste

 

[Rita]

Rita and Soldi going at each other like

I would rag doll that LITTLE FUCKER from here to @ZZ.

 

[Soldi]

Omg @RJN proving why Georgia is the best state, votes for democrats and Foals!

Now make sure Jon Ossoff wins the senate

 

[ButterTart]

btw I watched The Children last night - watched the first 20 minutes normally, then got too scared and watched it by pressing 'next 15 seconds' until the last 10 minutes when they were getting away in the car.

Have to agree - it's a good movie.

! I'm pleased you enjoyed what essentially sounds like just a very long trailer.

 

[RS]

It's our US correspondent @RJN

20 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
15 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
12 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
10 Kate/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays
9 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
8 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
7 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
6 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
5 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
4 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
3 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
2 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
1 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!

I’d like to withdraw my votes for that dirty Confederate slut!