ASFXMAS - THE RESULTS (TONIGHT 7.30pm UNTIL LATE!)

[Kate]

1 Buttertart
1 Indie

The Virgin Mary/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires

I mean... Again...

Must not have watched the upskirt version.

 

[Tisch]

Soon I’ll be posting a pic of my dog cock dildo.

What's stopping you?

 

[jyxz]

A DOG FOR MOOPY in January please

I have an heir and a spare (don’t make me choose)

 

[dmlaw]

Clearly BlitzenTart and Reindieer don't know pure filth when they see it.

 

[Sally Thomsett]

No more dog pics or I won't complete this.

I hate dogs.

I take this VERY PERSONALLY.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Soon I’ll be posting a pic of my dog cock dildo.

That's be especially useful if you got into the VR chat rooms!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I REPEAT NO MORE DOGS OR I STOP NOW

 

[ButterTart]

Also in 6th place with 240 points...


10 Ag
10 Tisch
10 Sally Thomsett
10 Lucille
10 Jivafox
10 RJN
10 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
10 ZenGiraffe
9 Kate
9 RaspberrySwirl
9 Beverley
9 dmlaw
9 Music
9 Soldi
8 Straightofbroken
7 Raining on Me
7 Superstylin
7 Iguana
7 Suomi
6 COB
6 Octophone
5 Devil
5 Win_The_Game
5 Beryl
5 Nancy
5 SDF
5 David_5000
5 Diddy
4 OutSynk
4 Rita
4 Pingu
3 jyxz
3 dUb
3 Rhythmbarbican
1 Buttertart
1 Indie
0 Funky

ME!
The Virgin Mary/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires

Well done! Sorry I completely shat all over you with a 1, like.

 

[RJN]

POST YOUR HOLE IN THE MEANTIME.

Unlikely

 

[Soldi]

I REPEAT NO MORE DOGS OR I STOP NOW

Wait aren’t you in the lead right now?

 

[RS]

That's be especially useful if you got into the VR chat rooms!

What have I missed?

 

[Lucille]

Clearly BlitzenTart and Reindieer don't know pure filth when they see it.

They’re not even any good at being DISGUSTING STRAIGHTS.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What have I missed?

@Cloud has been giving us quite the education recently!

 

[ButterTart]

I REPEAT NO MORE DOGS OR I STOP NOW

LAST ONE I PROMISE

 

[Kate]

I have an heir and a spare (don’t make me choose)

DONATE ME ONE

 

[RS]

They’re not even any good at being DISGUSTING STRAIGHTS.

If only we had that kind of straights here...

 

[Lucille]

What have I missed?

Due to the ongoing COVID CRISIS the DREADED MOOPMEET is now a VR DOG ORGY.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So just before the top 5 the TABLE

433 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
411 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
404 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish
401 Funky/ Hurts - All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day
387 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
379 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
351 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
338 dmlaw/ Majestica - Ghost of Christmas Past
338 David 5000/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas
337 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
323 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
313 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
310 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
309 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
307 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
307 Kate/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays
298 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
295 Rhythmbarbican/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Zombie Christmas
285 Pingu/ Bjorn Again - Love's Not Just For Christmas
284 Sally Thomsett/ Mrs Mills - Don't Bring Lulu
282 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
282 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale
281 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
280 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
251 dUb/ Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
247 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
229 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
228 Indie/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us
224 Devil/ Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy's Christmas
215 Rita/ Paloma Faith & Gregory Porter - Christmas Prayer
195 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
191 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
189 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
185 Jivafox/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)
149 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
145 Diddy/ J Soul Brothers from Exile Tribe - Rat-Tat-Tat
143 Tischlampe/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas
126 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
126 ZZ/ Alan Jackson - Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)
125 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter

 

[jivafox]

Break it to me gently babes, how’s it looking?

 

[RS]

Due to the ongoing COVID CRISIS the DREADED MOOPMEET is now a VR DOG ORGY.

If only I knew what VR is

 

[dmlaw]

They’re not even any good at being DISGUSTING STRAIGHTS.

"Look, Indie, that girl has frozen her parents so that she can have a rub in front of the open window. It's too bad that we're too busy sucking each other's cocks on this pool table to take advantage of it."

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In 5th place with 243 points...


10 Straightofbroken
10 Beverley
10 RJN
10 Superstylin
10 Diddy
10 Music
9 Iguana
9 Tisch
9 Buttertart
8 ZenGiraffe
8 COB
8 Devil
8 Raining on Me
8 Ag
8 Soldi
7 Rita
7 Pingu
7 Funky
7 OutSynk
7 Lucille
7 dmlaw
7 David_5000
7 Kate
6 Nancy
6 SDF
6 Win_The_Game
5 jyxz
5 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
5 Suomi
4 Beryl
4 RaspberrySwirl
3 dUb
3 Jivafox
2 Indie
2 Rhythmbarbican
1 Octophone
0 Sally Thomsett

@BlitzenTart
The Wombles/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter

 

[Lucille]

If only I knew what VR is

VIRTUAL REALITY HUN.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Which means the table looks like this...

433 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
411 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
404 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish
401 Funky/ Hurts - All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day
387 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
379 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
368 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
351 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
338 dmlaw/ Majestica - Ghost of Christmas Past
338 David 5000/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas
337 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
323 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
313 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
310 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
309 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
307 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
307 Kate/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays
298 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
295 Rhythmbarbican/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Zombie Christmas
285 Pingu/ Bjorn Again - Love's Not Just For Christmas
284 Sally Thomsett/ Mrs Mills - Don't Bring Lulu
282 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
282 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale
281 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
280 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
251 dUb/ Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
247 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
229 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
228 Indie/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us
224 Devil/ Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy's Christmas
215 Rita/ Paloma Faith & Gregory Porter - Christmas Prayer
195 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
191 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
189 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
185 Jivafox/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)
149 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
145 Diddy/ J Soul Brothers from Exile Tribe - Rat-Tat-Tat
143 Tischlampe/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas
126 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
126 ZZ/ Alan Jackson - Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)

 

[jyxz]

Congrats BT

 

[ButterTart]

"Look, Indie, that girl has frozen her parents so that she can have a rub in front of the open window. It's too bad that we're too busy sucking each other's cocks on this pool table to take advantage of it."

He just gave me a 2 for my song, he can suck his own cock.

 

[Tisch]

:emoji_no_mouth:

 

[Apoca]

Top 10 DEBUT

Does this mean I get to skip the semifinals next year?

 

[RJN]

We use the acronym VR at work all the time, and now I can't help but think of OTHER THINGS when I hear it

 

[RS]

VIRTUAL REALITY HUN.

UGH sex is so complicated these days

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In 4th place with 249 points

10 Superstylin
10 Jivafox
10 Suomi
10 dmlaw
10 Rhythmbarbican
9 Straightorbroken
9 Octophone
9 jyxz
9 Ag
9 Lucille
9 Buttertart
8 Win_The_Game
8 Kate
8 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
8 Tisch
7 Beryl
7 RJN
7 Pingu
7 Nancy
7 Devil
6 Diddy
6 Rita
6 David_5000
6 ZenGiraffe
6 dUb
6 Funky
5 Music
5 OutSynk
5 Beverley
5 SDF
5 Raining on Me
5 Iguana
4 Indie
4 Soldi
2 COB
1 RaspberrySwirl
1 Sally Thomsett

@BoysForSeles
Billy From Black Christmas/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas

 

[Soldi]

Top 10 DEBUT

Does this mean I get to skip the semifinals next year?

No you get nudes from @Rachey

 

[dmlaw]

He just gave me a 2 for my song, he can suck his own cock.

I thought you had to have a rib surgically removed to do that.

 

[ButterTart]

Genuinely astonished to have done so well with this. Top 5 on the jury vote is insane but I thank you all from the bottom of my tart.

 

[Sally Thomsett]

-1 THAT SOFA

 

[RS]

I had no idea I was still that high up on top!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The table looks like this...

433 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
411 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
404 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish
401 Funky/ Hurts - All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day
398 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
387 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
379 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
368 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
351 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
338 dmlaw/ Majestica - Ghost of Christmas Past
338 David 5000/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas
337 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
323 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
313 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
310 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
309 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
307 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
307 Kate/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays
298 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
295 Rhythmbarbican/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Zombie Christmas
285 Pingu/ Bjorn Again - Love's Not Just For Christmas
284 Sally Thomsett/ Mrs Mills - Don't Bring Lulu
282 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
282 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale
281 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
280 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
251 dUb/ Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
247 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
229 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
228 Indie/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us
224 Devil/ Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy's Christmas
215 Rita/ Paloma Faith & Gregory Porter - Christmas Prayer
195 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
191 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
189 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
185 Jivafox/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)
145 Diddy/ J Soul Brothers from Exile Tribe - Rat-Tat-Tat
143 Tischlampe/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas
126 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
126 ZZ/ Alan Jackson - Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)

 

[Apoca]

No you get nudes from @Rachey

Just @Rachey or Rachey and Mandy

 

[Suomi]

Omg @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

OMG my song was so maligned I don’t get it