Coronavirus Lite

[Sheena]

He's STILL ALIVE

I weirdly had this conversation with my mother only last week. Turned out she was confusing him with Des Lynam.

 

[Zu]

Should we split bleach jobs and Dickie Davies blow jobs out of this thread?

Oh no, I think it’s all relevant

 

[lolly]

Oh no, I think it’s all relevant

As TESTAMENT to what we're all reduced to

 

[Zu]

Future generations will browse the chatty goods and think, OMG life must have been awful for them

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've moved the hair stuff here since it seems to have room to grow, but we'll also have new info in an hour and the main thread would probably become hard to follow

 

[lolly]

 

[GNL]

Good news for the smackhead community!

 

[GNL]

 

[lolly]

 

[lolly]

Oh, there's a part two

 

[Kate]

 

[Indie]

Cats are shit, but they can do a mean meme.

 

[lolly]

 

[Iguana]

It appears from that account that the vaccine made her turn into the Microsoft paperclip.

 

[lolly]

 

[Lucille]

 

[GNL]

Big Mo and Yolanda are SERVING LEWKS.

 

[Kate]

Me except for the first half.

 

[Indie]

I wasn't a massive fan of these two because of their annoying Nationwide adverts, but if ever a song summed up 2020...



CUNT IT IN THE BIN

 

[Kate]

Love that I wonder how many hundred takes they had to do.

 

[octophone]

I wasn't a massive fan of these two because of their annoying Nationwide adverts, but if ever a song summed up 2020...



CUNT IT IN THE BIN

That's majestic. The Rowling diss is an extra dollop of cream on an already delicious cake.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Edwina Currie loves a bit of pegging.

 

[jivafox]

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

 

[Star]

Oh @The lolly and the ivy

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/wor...dcc0436f142d02bee3d0c5&pinned_post_type=share

 

[Ellie]

 

[Lucille]

 

[Iguana]

Things have gotten worse than I thought

 

[lolly]

 

[GNL]

"In this most troubling year, my message to the nation is this; Olivia Colman, you trifling cunt, stay away from my family."

 

[COB]

 

[Tisch]

Was going to share this with some friends but he's BLOCKED me! I feel attacked! I don't even tweet any of my own content!

 

[GNL]

Was going to share this with some friends but he's BLOCKED me! I feel attacked! I don't even tweet any of my own content!

I'm blocked by one of those hun meme accounts called Shirley's Pussy, and although it's very much not my type of humour, it HAUNTS ME.

One of my friends sends me things from it somewhat regularly, and I always find myself asking 'what did I to to earn the wrath of a 30-something gay with an unhealthy interest in Linda Henry?'

 

[Tisch]

I follow and love Shirley's Pussy! There's been occasions where's shown a very oversensitive side and thin skin though.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Lucille]

Feed me to the DOGS Ramsay!

 

[Loufoque]

At least Ramsay was kind of sexy.

 

[Soldi]

The man that blocked @Christmas Tisches is back

 

[Tisch]

The man that blocked @Christmas Tisches is back

Well that's not THAT funny so don't currrr

 

[Soldi]