ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
If Eve Pollard married Trevor Eve and I bumped into her today, I'd say 'Happy Christmas Eve-Eve, Eve Eve'.


)Imagining a waiting room full of people with saucepans stuck on their heads.Hi loves. It’s just quietened down after a MANIC hour. How are people injuring themselves when there’s nothing opening and it’s raining![]()
Rolling pins up their holes, more like.Imagining a waiting room full of people with saucepans stuck on their heads.
@Diddy what are you doing for Christmas, love?
thanks for asking Reet! Not a great deal, Christmas in Japan is more of a date day, New Year is the family time. I’m single and my family are in the UK, so it’s a weird time.
but one of my ex-students asked me to go see Wonder Woman on Christmas Day, because his friends are all hanging out with their girlfriends. I never got any gay vibes off him but it seems a little odd about the timing. He’s kind of young and probably going to move in Spring, but it does make me wonder “what if...?”
You might get a good Christmas Day porking, then. What more can one ask for? Enjoy whatever you are up to my friend from the other side of the World.xx

People will do ANYTHING to get the attention of the RATHER ALLURING SOLDI.
Is your Christmas tree decorated with dirty socks?I’ve just finished wrapping, ie placing my gifts in pizza boxes.

