Thursday’s sleigh crashes in the Bermuda Triangle

[Soldi]

Morning

 

[Tisch]

Someone cheer me up.

 

[ButterTart]

Morning! Watching The Greatest Store in the World what's got Dervla Kirwan and that nice Ricky Tomlinson in.
Christmas is mint.

 

[Soldi]

Someone cheer me up.

open 4 surprise

Spoiler: Merry Christmas Tischlampe

 

[COB]

Morning! Watching The Greatest Store in the World what's got Dervla Kirwan and that nice Ricky Tomlinson in.
Christmas is mint.

OMG someone I work with gave me a home-made DVD of that because it's apparently never been released - is it good?

 

[Tisch]

open 4 surprise

Spoiler: Merry Christmas Tischlampe

My favourite!

I've made you a little dish to say thanks

Spoiler

 

[Soldi]

My favourite!

I've made you a little dish to say thanks

Spoiler

Oh I’d much rather have CLAMS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My favourite!

I've made you a little dish to say thanks

Spoiler

I didn't know Octopi had arseholes. I didn't need to know either.

 

[Beverley]

My favourite!

I've made you a little dish to say thanks

Spoiler

Actually want to puke. I looked up how snakes poo the other day and I thought I was going to hurl afterwards.

 

[Tisch]

Actually want to puke. I looked up how snakes poo the other day and I thought I was going to hurl afterwards.

There's a Come Dine With Me which shows it PERFECTLY

 

[Soldi]

There's a Come Dine With Me which shows it PERFECTLY

Is that the aftermath of “You won Jane”?

 

[COB]

I didn't know Octopi had arseholes. I didn't need to know either.

Pretty sure that's the mouth!

 

[Tisch]

Is that the aftermath of “You won Jane”?

No, it's some stupid woman who thought everyone would LOVE to see her boa slither across the table between courses, and the poor thing (presumably) got stressed and shat everywhere. It's a classic - up there with You've Won Jane, and poor dead Debbie for sure.

 

[lolly]

Decided to pop into town and buy a few bits on the way to work.

Then completely forgot I had to go to work. Oops.

 

[Nancy]

JEEPERS CREEPERS! Just encountered my GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

 

[Nancy]

Almost walked straight into the back of my emotionally abusive, gaslighting, cunt of an ex in the Arndale Centre

Thankfully, he didn’t see me. But it gave me the HEEBIE JEEBIES, I don’t mind telling you.

 

[Diddy]

I didn't know Octopi had arseholes. I didn't need to know either.

you’re lucky it’s only got ONE

 

[big ron]

Snake shit fucking stinks as well

 

[AlgoAlex]

Almost walked straight into the back of my emotionally abusive, gaslighting, cunt of an ex in the Arndale Centre

Thankfully, he didn’t see me. But it gave me the HEEBIE JEEBIES, I don’t mind telling you.

Another reason to avoid that HELLHOLE

 

[floppet]

I remember wondering what the snake was doing in her viv one time because her tail was lifted up so I walked over to get a better look and the subsequent memory and smell of what happened next are burned indelibly into my mind's-eye forever.

 

[Mats]

Actually want to puke. I looked up how snakes poo the other day and I thought I was going to hurl afterwards.

research for your next book?

 

[Mats]

MERRY XMAS

 

[Beverley]

research for your next book?

Everything in my life is research

 

[octophone]

Morning. I'm cold.

 

[lolly]

Decided to pop into town and buy a few bits on the way to work.

Then completely forgot I had to go to work. Oops.

Now arrived at work only to discover they weren't expecting me anyway

 

[Lucille]

Morning! The parents decided to drag me up to the CARAVAN for Christmas Eve. Although we’ve had snow on the drive up which has been FESTIVE. I’m a little hungover and just had to be QUITE DISCREETLY SICK in a car park whilst mum popped into a shop for CHEESE AND CRACKERS.

 

[jivafox]

!

I was feeling a bit disappointed in myself as I had to cancel a trip to the shops with my sister because I felt a bit too ROUGH but that’s made me feel better.

 

[Indie]

IT'S SNOWING!

sort of. In a sleety way.

 

[Suomi]

GOD JUL!

 

[Nancy]

Morning! The parents decided to drag me up to the CARAVAN for Christmas Eve. Although we’ve had snow on the drive up which has been FESTIVE. I’m a little hungover and just had to be QUITE DISCREETLY SICK in a car park whilst mum popped into a shop for CHEESE AND CRACKERS.

Where is the CARAVAN?

 

[Lucille]

Near HORNSEA on the glamorous EAST YORKSHIRE COAST.

 

[Soldi]

Near HORNSEA on the glamorous EAST YORKSHIRE COAST.

It’s so DREADFUL

 

[jivafox]

I hope it isn’t one of those perched PERILOUSLY on the edge of the cliff

 

[Lucille]

OK, feeling a little perkier now I’ve THROWN UP and got some SEA AIR.

 

[Suomi]

I SAID, GOD JUL!

 

[Lucille]

Although MUM is threatening to make MULLED WINE.

 

[Indie]

Near HORNSEA on the glamorous EAST YORKSHIRE COAST.

I think every child within a 75 mile radius has been to the glorious HORNSEA POTTERY

I mean, I don't remember a thing about it, but I know I've been.

Edit: I didn't even know it'd been closed for 20 years

 

[jivafox]

I SAID, GOD JUL!

NADOLIG LLAWEN

 

[Mats]

I SAID, GOD JUL!

GLÆDELIG JUL OG GODT NYT HÅR

 

[Indie]

Right, that was a hard 2.5 hours of work. TIME TO FUCK OFF!