BLESSINGS TO ALL THE BUSSEHS ON THIS SPECIAL DAY.
RIP @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL, you died doing what you loved; being fed into a wood chipper by the vengeful ghost of a wrongfully lynched caravanner.Not to be TOO MORBID, but we usually get a big Christmas Day death. Wonder who will croak it this year.
We’re still in BED although I think someone’s nipped downstairs to STUFF THE TURKEY.

JK Rowling PLEASENot to be TOO MORBID, but we usually get a big Christmas Day death. Wonder who will croak it this year.
LOOK AT MA HAUL
This is what a normal 37 year old gets for Christmas.


The royal we. SO POSH
Early highlight of the day.
Norman Tebbit's wife died a week or so ago and they say that these old couples often go close to each other, so that would be nice.Not to be TOO MORBID, but we usually get a big Christmas Day death. Wonder who will croak it this year.
DIFFERENT ANGLE AND LESS CLOTHES, BUT PRETTY MUCH!IS THIS WHAT YOU LOOKED LIKE DANGLING THROUGH THE ROOF OF THAT SAUNA?
Oh did she? GOOD!Norman Tebbit's wife died a week or so ago and they say that these old couples often go close to each other, so that would be nice.
Merry Christmas Everyone.
No oneWHO ELSE IN BED WITH YOU?
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UPDATE ON NANCY’S RECRUITMENT DRIVE - my NORFOLK friend says he’s going to join tonight. Please make him feel welcome.
Fill the cracks!

That’s not him (I don’t think). He’s wrapping presents.Is that a map of Norfolk in your pocket or are you just happy to see us @Galadriel?
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU
Well the IP says NorwichThat’s not him (I don’t think). He’s wrapping presents.
Well done, Mugatu. I’ve heard that Christmas is even more magical if you have kids.Stop posting and come back to bed Soldi, I'm getting cold.
Merry Christmas everyone! x
I have asked him if it’s himWell the IP says Norwich
PLEASE BURY RESPECTFULLY AND SAY A LITTLE PRAYER
It’s not him. He doesn’t even have time to wipe his arse right now, he says.I have asked him if it’s him