MERRY CHRISTMAS MOOPY

[Star]

It's not dark in the kinky sense

 

[Nancy]

If you could be Carrie Bradshaw without looking like Sarah Jessica Parker, WOULD YOU?

 

[Lucille]

SHE HAD THE NICEST APARTMENT

 

[Lucille]

ONLY IF I GET TO SHAG FAT AIDAN

 

[Nancy]

I was just sat here wondering where I could buy more cigs from on Christmas Day in the style of Carrie Bradshaw writing an article on her laptop.

 

[Nancy]

ONLY IF I GET TO SHAG FAT AIDAN

DID SHE SHAG BON JOVI TOO?

 

[Nancy]

DID SHE SHAG BON JOVI TOO?

JUST THE ONE

 

[ButterTart]

If you could be Carrie Bradshaw without looking like Sarah Jessica Parker, WOULD YOU?

I’d rather look like Sarah Jessica Parker in that situation, at least I wouldn’t have to worry about unwanted attention from men.

 

[Nancy]

I’d rather look like Sarah Jessica Parker in that situation, at least I wouldn’t have to worry about unwanted attention from men.

WHY THE LONG FACE?

 

[lolly]

The new salted caramel Lindt balls are quite something.

Good, I've just opened a box

 

[ButterTart]

WHY THE LONG FACE?

I love a woman who can scratch her chin with her toes without stooping.

 

[lolly]

BOLLOCKS I FORGOT CARROTS

 

[octophone]

If you could be Carrie Bradshaw without looking like Sarah Jessica Parker, WOULD YOU?

"It may have been Christmas Day but I couldn't help but wonder...what about Me-mas Day"

 

[Nancy]

I’VE GOT HALF A KILO OF SPROUTS TO EAT BY MYSELF

 

[octophone]

CARROTS I FORGOT BOLLOCKS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My father has now managed to be a PRIZE CUNT twice in as many days.

 

[Lucille]

That sucks Ag but can I just say I was very jealous of your lovely SEAFOOD BUFFET.

 

[Apoca]

We had raclette last night and now my stomach is in RUINS. Much joy, such wow.

Merry Christmas, moopy.

 

[RS]

Who else is moving to Iceland with me?

 

[Lucille]

WHO ARE THE CHRISTMAS LADS? IS IT A TRIGA FILM?

 

[RS]

I heard they breed you to the sound of ASFXMAS #2 smash hit Fyrsti Stormur.

 

[Lucille]

Would be so up for a MELANCHOLY POUNDING.

 

[octophone]

I'm very interested in Saint Basil.

:emoji_angel:

 

[octophone]

Would be so up for a MELANCHOLY POUNDING.

12 minute Pet Shop Boys club mix.

 

[Nancy]

SAT HERE WONDERING, did we ever get a Fast Love pt 2?

 

[Nancy]

Would be so up for a MELANCHOLY POUNDING.

ME TOO. But then I remember I’d need to DOUCHE and I really can’t be bothered.

 

[octophone]

SAT HERE WONDERING, did we ever get a Fast Love pt 2?

Yes but it was faster than the speed of sound, rendering it inaudible.

 

[Lucille]

ME TOO. But then I remember I’d need to DOUCHE and I really can’t be bothered.

YOU COULD DOUCHE WITH CHAMPAGNE TO MAKE IT MORE FESTIVE.

 

[RS]

Nothing screams more melancholy than an undouched hole and lost dignity though.

 

[Nancy]

FUCK ME AND GET A FREE YULE LOG

 

[Nancy]

I have just been followed by @LovePopperShop1 on Twitter. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The appropriate TV is now on.

 

[Beverley]

Watching Oliver!

 

[rocketstail]

Watching Some Like it Hot here, with a bucks fizz in hand. FINALLY feeling christmassy

 

[Nancy]

OMG! Just come out for a walk and IT’S SNOWING!

 

[Nancy]

OMG! Just come out for a walk and IT’S SNOWING!

IT’S A FULL ON BLIZZARD !

 

[GNL]

Yep, proper snowing it's a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.

 

[Nancy]

I am so happy, I just bought the two ladies in the petrol station a big bar of chocolate

 

[Beverley]

OMG a proper white Christmas

 

[GNL]

Who else is moving to Iceland with me?

The Christmas Goat comes with the benefit of eating all that leftover wrapping paper.