MERRY CHRISTMAS MOOPY

[Nancy]

I’m listening to Victoria Beckham’s OPEN YOUR EYES album. It really is SOOOOOOOO GOOD

 

[Jark]

I'm really VERY drunk after just one large G+T and another large Kahlua so a merry very Christmas to you all

Spoiler

not @OutSynk tho

 

[Lucille]

I seem to have hit a WALL, where I can’t EAT or DRINK anymore and just want to LIE IN A BALL.

 

[Nancy]

I poured myself a soft drink at 7am this morning and I’ve still not touched it.

 

[Nancy]

 

[octophone]

My cousin's wife spectacularly cocked up Secret Santa, flat out said "I forgot" after we all unwrapped ours and my aunt was missing her gift.

That happened to me last year in work - the person who had me in the draw called in sick and I was just sat there like a complete lemon.

We didn;t do it this year.

 

[octophone]

I poured myself a soft drink at 7am this morning and I’ve still not touched it.

Ach, it'll have things in it by now.

 

[Lucille]

Ok I’ve knocked together an espresso martini using some knock off tia Maria and salted caramel vodka, hopefully this’ll REVIVE ME.

 

[lolly]

That happened to me last year in work - the person who had me in the draw called in sick and I was just sat there like a complete lemon.

We didn;t do it this year.

We had one year where one bloke 'forgot' (couldn't be arsed) to buy a present for the woman he picked. So he decided to just put a label on the gift intended for him.

Jeanette used that mug with 'Alex' on it for years.

 

[Nancy]

Ok I’ve knocked together an espresso martini using some knock off tia Maria and salted caramel vodka, hopefully this’ll REVIVE ME.

Make one for your SEXY DOG too

 

[Jark]

Omg I’m so tired

well guess what sis? I'm tired - tired of living in a world where I'm not rich like I deserve to be and nobody joins my sync listens and Paul McCartney is still alive and Carrie Fisher is still dead and all the hot guys live on a DIFFERENT CONTINENT and wouldn't want me ANYWAY. so take your little food coma and SHUT UP.

 

[lolly]

Lucy has the MEAT SWEATS in BOTH SENSES

 

[Nancy]

Lucy has the MEAT SWEATS in BOTH SENSES

No wonder his SEXY DOG is aroused

 

[lolly]

Where is that RANCID OLD STRUMPET @Zu-Klara?

 

[jivafox]

The nephews are in finally asleep and the second bottle of Prosecco has been POPPED!

 

[vespertine]

santaphone

I wouldn't be able to sleep the night before if I forgot to buy someone their gift. Good GRIEF!

 

[octophone]

We had one year where one bloke 'forgot' (couldn't be arsed) to buy a present for the woman he picked. So he decided to just put a label on the gift intended for him.

Jeanette used that mug with 'Alex' on it for years.

Hahaha! That's quality!

 

[lolly]

OMG, my mother has a bought a four pack of SNOWBALLS just for me

 

[Nancy]

OMG, my mother has a bought a four pack of SNOWBALLS just for me

I LOVE YOUR MUM!

 

[lolly]

I LOVE YOUR MUM!

I keep forgetting to tell her you've RE-ENTERED MY LIFE!

 

[lolly]

Mind you, my mother also bought me a shirt from Tu at Sainsburys, so she AIN'T ALL THAT

 

[AlgoAlex]

SNOW

Mind you, my mother also bought me a shirt from Tu at Sainsburys, so she AIN'T ALL THAT

Could have been worse. Could have been George at ASDA

 

[Nancy]

George at ASDA in HULME (the L is silent)

 

[lolly]

George at ASDA in HULME (the L is silent)

DOES IT RHYME WITH FUME?

 

[octophone]

George at ASDA in HULME (the L is silent)

So is the R...

 

[Kate]

Does @Galadriel pronounce it HOOM?

 

[lolly]

I really am QUITE TWATTED

Good job my mother is even worse. Think I'm going to have to put her to bed and stagger home

 

[Lucille]

Where is that RANCID OLD STRUMPET @Zu-Klara?

WANDERED OFF

 

[Nancy]

Does @Galadriel pronounce it HOOM?

He can BARELY SPEAK. Accident at birth

 

[Nancy]

DOES IT RHYME WITH FUME?

DID YOU NOT SEE MY HANDY VIDEO GUIDE TO PRONUNCIATION?

 

[Tisch]

So is the R...

Can someone EXPLAIN this? Sorry, I've TRIED

GORGE at Asda? ()

 

[octophone]

Can someone EXPLAIN this? Sorry, I've TRIED

GORGE at Asda? ()

It was random. Sorry. It would have worked better if I'd chosen a letter that was in neither George nor Hulme. Like K or somesuch.

 

[octophone]

I'm not going to drink tonight. I'm gonna just hit the sack instead.

 

[lolly]

We ADD an R to practically everything, so I was definitely scratching my head

 

[Nancy]

We ADD an R to practically everything, so I was definitely scratching my head

LIKE CILLA BLACK

 

[octophone]

I'm a bit bewildered at the minute. Got up too late, had a bath too early, therefore ate too early and now it feels like it should be much later than it is.

 

[Sally Thomsett]

 

[lolly]

 

[COB]

Happy Christmas to YOU TOO SAL

 

[RJN]

nobody joins my sync listens

excuse me?