Crème de la ASFM: THE RESULTS

[Soldi]

Gonna get the dildo out hens coz I’ve done well xx

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This really was a team production, and I would like to thank @IguanMoreSleep, @Frosty the Snoldi, @Sleigh Beryls, @BlitzenTart and @Ag for helping make this happen!

Also, @Diddy, welcome to the producer's guild! The next ASFM starts 1st January!

 

[Iguana]

Thanks also to all my co-hosts and co-conspirators, especially @WeihnachZenGiraffe who did most the heavy-lifting behind the scenes and who was the heart and soul!

 

[Beverley]

Gonna get the dildo out hens coz I’ve done well xx

That poor dildo. Who haven't you passed it to?!

 

[jivafox]

TRASH!

I championed your last entry! Which was an ORIGINAL!

 

[Iguana]

1UL just came onto my Spotify on a random play of all ASFM entries!

 

[COB]

Thanks also to all my co-hosts and co-conspirators, especially @WeihnachZenGiraffe who did most the heavy-lifting behind the scenes and who was the heart and soul!

Shocked to discover he has either of these tbh.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Omg

I was honestly a bit nonplussed by how much people liked it. There wasn’t even any writhing around on the ground or breaking into someone else’s kitchen?

 

[OutSynk]

That poor dildo. Who haven't you passed it to?!

Is it even INTACT?

 

[Beverley]

Is it even INTACT?

I've heard it's VERY STUBBY

 

[Soldi]

That poor dildo. Who haven't you passed it to?!

@Rachey

 

[OutSynk]

I was honestly a bit nonplussed by how much people liked it. There wasn’t even any writhing around on the ground or breaking into someone else’s kitchen?

I KNOW RIGHT!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I championed your last entry! Which was an ORIGINAL!

I mildly regret not re-entering Lio!

 

[COB]

I've heard it's VERY STUBBY

Worn down to a NUB, I've heard

 

[Soldi]

Worn down to a NUB, I've heard

Well it was after @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL used it

 

[AlgoAlex]

Well it was after @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL used it

As if it even touched the sides. Poor @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL

 

[OutSynk]

Just one critique. Voting/following the scoreboard is awful with only the country names. Please let's not do it in the future x

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Just one critique. Voting/following the scoreboard is awful with only the country names. Please let's not do it in the future x

Yup. Major headache!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

To be fair I'm quite stoned.

 

[COB]

Just one critique. Voting/following the scoreboard is awful with only the country names. Please let's not do it in the future x

This is something I did find tricky, particularly with the website automatically filling in the stuff initially - I kept getting confused about which ones I'd changed

 

[SDF]

I wouldn’t mind moving away from the countries

although I know many of you love a flag

 

[Lucille]

Were there even ANY FLAGS this time round!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I wouldn’t mind moving away from the countries

although I know many of you love a flag

I think the portraits and identifiers in ASFM: XMAS were inspired and should follow us into the new year. Even despite how much I love a good flag!

 

[Soldi]

Just one critique. Voting/following the scoreboard is awful with only the country names. Please let's not do it in the future x

Oh PISS OFF LOVE I’ll take that on board x

 

[D5K]

Were there even ANY FLAGS this time round!

I shouldn't have wasted the flag I found that genuinely looks like someone pulling their buttcheeks apart (yes, it's a real flag) on this one.

 

[Soldi]

Oh PISS OFF LOVE I’ll take that on board x

To be fair if you mean the Scorewiz scoreboard I couldn’t put anything else in. I attempted to put the posters in as well as the ‘countries’ but it didn’t work for some odd reason!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think the portraits and identifiers in ASFM: XMAS were inspired and should follow us into the new year. Even despite how much I love a good flag!

I think the ASFXMAS identifier reveal beat the song reveal!

 

[AlgoAlex]

To be fair if you mean the Scorewiz scoreboard I couldn’t put anything else in. I attempted to put the posters in as well as the ‘countries’ but it didn’t work for some odd reason!

What does EurovisionAgain man use ?

 

[Soldi]

What does EurovisionAgain man use ?

Mentimeter I think? I looked at that but i wouldn’t have been able to tell if everyone had voted which is arguably more important than not being arsed to switch to the next tab to see who was behind each identifier.

 

[Lucille]

omg what if come second in poster of the year as well. I would SCREAM.

 

[dmlaw]

Great winner, although I was rather enjoying the whole 'Suomi not winning' joke.

Fantastic work from all of the organisers, as well.

 

[OutSynk]

I just realized this was the first time I didn’t need any xanax during/after this because I didn’t have a song competing.:emoji_grinning:

 

[dmlaw]

What contest was FALLGRAPP in it came up on the playlist and I have NO MEMORY OF IT!

Fallgrapp was my song from Kalavision. Kala sabotaged itby putting it second and theb annoucing Caramella Girls as the third song before it had actually started. I'm glad he's dead.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Fallgrapp was my song from Kalavision. Kala sabotaged itby putting it second and theb annoucing Caramella Girls as the third song before it had actually started. I'm glad he's dead.

Three very mournful girls.

 

[OutSynk]

Fallgrapp was my song from Kalavision. Kala sabotaged itby putting it second and theb annoucing Caramella Girls as the third song before it had actually started. I'm glad he's dead.

 

[OutSynk]

For some reason I automatically read she’s dead which made it funnier coming from dmlaw.

 

[Iguana]

Full results, which I've also spoilered in the first post - with non-Christmas usernames for posterity:

20 ZenGiraffe - Zealand (New) - Stella Soleil - Kiss Kiss (-23 points)

19 Nancy - CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN’S FRINGE - The B-52's - (Meet) The Flintstones (-20 points)

18 COB - Scala Ad Caelum - Hikaru Utada - 光 / Hikari (PlanitB remix) (15 points)

17 SDF - A Hole - Donna Missal – Slow Motion (43 points)

16 David_5000 - Torres Straits Islands - HOLYCHILD - Hundred Thousand Hearts (48 points)

15 Lucille - Taiping Heavenly Kingdom - Nami Shimada – Sunshower (54 points)

14 jivafox - The Iceberg That Sunk The Titanic - 18+ - Forgiven (55 points)

13 Win_The_Game – Berlin - Aérea Negrot – Todeloo (57 points)

12 Beryl – Gibraltar - Joker Bra & VIZE – Baby (58 points)

11 Alex - Principality of Besses O’th’barn - MC Solaar – Sonotone (63 points)


10 ButterTart - New Caledonia - Amaranthe - Drop Dead Cynical (69 points)

09 Iguana - Sápmi - NINA – Runaway (70 points)

08 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid - The Hellenic Kingdom of Demis Roussos - Julie - Eyes of a Stranger (74 points)

07 Soldi - Independent Scotland - Angèle - Oui ou Non (77 points)

06 Tisch – Cumbum - SawanoHiroyuki[nZk]:Tielle – Cage (78 points)

05 Beverley – Antarctica - Ionnalee – SAMARITAN (78 points)

04 ZZ - La Republique du Derrière Libre - Peta and The Wolves – Blind (79 points)

03 Rhythmbarbican - Christmas Island - Imany - Don't Be So Shy (82 points)

02 Ag – Bosnia - Danny L Harle – 1UL (118 points)

01 Suomi – MANDYFROMTHEISLEOFWIGHT - Italove - Strangers in the Night (121 points)

 

[Iguana]

Let's not forget, this was also a win for Mandy

 

[Kate]

Congrats @Suomi (and Mandy), a WORTHY WINNER.

 

[Nancy]

Thank you to whoever gave me 10 points!