INVENT YOURSELF A CHARACTER AND MOVE INTO A SOAP

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I would be ROLLO, a gay, vegan falafel stall holder in Walford market. I would have a little pug dog, a nod to the past as Ethel's WILLY. I'd be a good time gay, who forms super tight friends with both Kim and Kathy. In fact, Kathy decides to put my falafels on the menu at the PRINCE ALBERT.

Romance wise, I'd turn JOHNNY CARTER'S head when he returns to Albert Square (played by a new actor of course). AUNT BABE would also return and knows something about my past and is keen to keep me away from the Carters. What could my secret be?

I'd be super fun and me and LINDA would always be blasting out the duets with me on karaoke.

WHO WOULD YOU BE?
 
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I will give this some serious thought and come back to you this afternoon with a fully plotted character arc concerning my character's grand return to THE VILLAGE, all the enemies she will make, the men she will marry and murder and precisely what she will wear to each wedding and funeral, and also her secret tips for staying skinny.
 
Who would actively move themselves to walford?!


Hit me up at summer bay loves :disco::disco:
 
Part of a throuple with Donald and Marilyn
 
I like the way your bio makes it immediately clear that you'll never have ANY story lines except maybe a filler in one of those weeks after a big whodunnit reveal when all the cast are off and suddenly the only story is Billy stealing people's purses at the club or something, @MARY. and then Aunt Babe hints at your dark past on Monday, but by Friday it's revealed you were actually not vegetarian til the age of 23 and that's it.
 
MARY said:
Would you be GOOD or EVIL?
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I would appear good at first but turn out to be secretly on a mission to dupe the deeds to Lassiters out of Paul Robinson in a cyrptocurrency scam
 
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Jark The Herald Angels Sing said:
I like the way your bio makes it immediately clear that you'll never have ANY story lines except maybe a filler in one of those weeks after a big whodunnit reveal when all the cast are off and suddenly the only story is Billy stealing people's purses at the club or something, @MARY. and then Aunt Babe hints at your dark past on Monday, but by Friday it's revealed you were actually not vegetarian til the age of 23 and that's it.
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And he'll leave EXACTLY one year after his first episode AKA when his contract is up :tongueout:
 
I would like to be an erratic, mouthy, opinionated bitch who likes her drink, and a bit of a man hating feminist TART with a HEART....Oh.
 
I'd move into Hollyoaks and, in keeping with the realistic and relatable naming conventions over there, I'd be Sagittario del Fuego. I'd have six siblings (Chancer, Mindi-Maryse, Kalcyum, Stryker, Esperanza and Mercutio) - I'd be broad Wigan but some of them will be Cockney because that's how Hollyoaks rolls. We'd all somehow all be under the age of 30 and our parents would be 42 at a push. In my first year I'd take over the Dog in the Pond, marry Mercedes and join a doomsday cult before having an eating disorder for a month. In my second year I'd float around and marry a couple more characters before being killed when a burning zeppelin crashes into the nightclub I've just opened.
 
:D

that's a really high bar to clear for my effort later. I'm worried now.

I feel Sagittario may sweep up at the British Soap Awards.
 
I would play Mitchell Mitchell and his identical twin Mitch, long-lost second cousins twice-removed of Daniella Westbrook.

Mitchell is kind-hearted and makes many friends in the square in his time as a bartender at the Queen Vic, but Mitch is a thorn in his side, constantly causing trouble, committing crimes and getting involved in tiresome gangster storyline.

But the inhabitants are SHOOK when they learn that Mitch and Mitchell are, in fact, the same person just doing slightly different cockney voices.
 
Santa Nancy Lam said:
I would play Mitchell Mitchell and his identical twin Mitch, long-lost second cousins twice-removed of Daniella Westbrook.

Mitchell is kind-hearted and makes many friends in the square in his time as a bartender at the Queen Vic, but Mitch is a thorn in his side, constantly causing trouble, committing crimes and getting involved in tiresome gangster storyline.

But the inhabitants are SHOOK when they learn that Mitch and Mitchell are, in fact, the same person just doing slightly different cockney voices.
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THAT IS GENIUS :D
 
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