10s! 10s! 10s! (A Decade in Pop Bangers - TONIGHT 8.45PM)

[Jark]

@RJN QUEEN! let's do an Electra Heart/Froot DOUBLE in a week or two. just need to figure out what my schedule is when I'm back in Amsterdam (Monday) cos I wanna spend some time with my straight bf.

 

[Tisch]

the best bit of Teen Idle is the children's choir chanting "FEELIN' SUPER SUPER SUUUUUPER!!!!... SUICIDAL"

WHAT A SONG. God Marina has a truly fabulous discography.

Except when she decided to become JUST MARINA for no reason.

Can't wait for the new ALBAM because from the one song we've heard it sounds a bit more CATHRINE ZETA NO NO MY NAME'S MARINA

 

[Tisch]

@RJN QUEEN! let's do an Electra Heart/Froot DOUBLE in a week or two. just need to figure out what my schedule is when I'm back in Amsterdam (Monday) cos I wanna spend some time with my straight bf.

LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POST

 

[RJN]

I want to hear about the straight BF right this second!

 

[Tisch]

I want to hear about the straight BF right this second!

Yeah. How many muscles does he have and pic? @Jark The Herald Angels Sing

 

[RJN]

How cruel of @Jark The Herald Angels Sing to like my post but not respond (Natalia Kills vibes)! This is the most interesting thing thats happened in 2021 so far

 

[Jark]

OMG it's not at all interesting but I'll try and explain the SITUATION

 

[RJN]

OMG it's not at all interesting but I'll try and explain the SITUATION

THANK YOU. I've put on All Night (Don't Stop) just to set the vibe

 

[Jark]

muscle content: not particularly defined but that AIN'T MY THING.

 

[Jark]

THANK YOU. I've put on All Night (Don't Stop) just to set the vibe

All Nite. god, can you spell it rite?

 

[Jark]

ps. all messages on this page will self destruct in 34 minutes

 

[RJN]

Oh @Jark The Herald Angels Sing Why have we all been there??

 

[Jark]

it's not TEARING ME UP INSIDE or anything hun. it's just gotta resolve itself one way or another some time soonish.

there is some talk of moving in together - perhaps not the best idea

 

[RJN]

I would suggest NOT living with him but also I probably would in that situation So who knows?

 

[Jark]

I knew you were a messy bottom like me.

 

[RJN]

Excuse me, I am VERSE! But 2021 does seem like a year of bottoming for me

 

[Jark]

sure, and I am chorus.

 

[RJN]

I'll have you know I've topped with every single person I've had sex with more than once

I hope nobody else ever reads this

 

[Jark]

fly across the ocean and continue the trend x

 

[Soldi]

I'll have you know I've topped with every single person I've had sex with more than once

I hope nobody else ever reads this

Gonna get the octopus gif out myself tbh

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[RJN]

As I said, this is a year of bottoming, so y'all are OUT OF LUCK

 

[RJN]

Also I'm pretty sure the borders are closed

 

[Jark]

NO TRULY COMMITTED BOTTOM WOULD SAY SUCH A THING

 

[RJN]

I'm not that committed tbh. Life is full of twists and turns

 

[Soldi]

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND Paper Light, My Heart Is Refusing Me and I’m In It With You. All of which are better than DREARY OLD Euphoria.

Oh I should also recommend SOLDI (not by Loreen) to any of you that haven’t heard it

 

[Tisch]

I'm dead btw b


But THANKS Jark. I love you for providing this shit on evenings when it. I'd hate to be caught watching Call The Midnight Wife which is probably would happen.

Love ya!

 

[Jark]

never call the midnight wife honey. she's a naughty one. bisous x

 

[OutSynk]

VO was very HASTILY recorded in between goes during a game of Scrabble so I sound a bit BREATHLESS. not sure why I bother at all after Octy's superlative efforts but HEY HO(E).

A WORD FROM THE HOST


FOR THE VISUAL KWEENS


FOR THE SPOTTY FRIES


PRESS PLAY @ 20.45

Omg almost thought you weren’t gonna mention me as time was running out but then you did.

 

[Jark]

!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Having a little listen to this, this morning. Great work @Jark The Herald Angels Sing, well put together.

However it really wasn't THE decade was it?

 

[Jark]

it was MY decade which is perhaps no surprise given my age. prior to that though I would choose the 90s - so basically the 00s WEREN'T THAT SPECIAL.

glad you enjoyed it hun!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's literally just ended. The highlight was a surprise appearance from Lenny Kravitz with the fabulous Chamber and of course Solange.

 

[joanne]

that I Blame Myself - Supercut - Blue triple punch ending fucked my ass.