Monday’s breath smells like cat food

[Diddy]

Morning

just finished a lunch date that turned out not to be a date anyway because he has a boyfriend and isn’t looking

also he only spoke rapid Japanese of which I understood about 25%

hoping lunch would be it, we went to a sort of cat rehabilitation cafe where at least the pressure to talk (or even listen) was off a bit. Well it’s over anyway

 

[Dark Carnival]

His breath smells like cat food?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Our kittens have really strong cat food breath (fish flavour ) most of the time. It's especially charming when one of them yawns in my face

 

[Star]

Gosh the roads were surprisingly quiet out there

 

[octophone]

Glasgow is an ice rink this morning. Properly treacherous. Only had one scary bit on my way in but to a 2 foot dip in the pavement to allow entrance to a car park but I escaped unscathed.

 

[Soldi]

It better not start snowing again until I’ve left work

 

[Jark]

I hope you get snowed in at work.

when can we go back to our non festive usernames btw?

 

[Soldi]

I hope you get snowed in at work.

Omg I joined your playlist listen eventually!

 

[Nancy]

I hope you get snowed in at work.

when can we go back to our non festive usernames btw?

Some seem to have been done, so I assume they’re in the process of being changed back.

 

[Indie]

I've just finished doing them all.

 

[Jark]

WHO MADE THE 4 MILLIONTH POST IN THE END?!

 

[Indie]

WHO MADE THE 4 MILLIONTH POST IN THE END?!

@Soldi

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've just finished doing them all.

THANK FUCK

 

[Soldi]

My mug should be waiting for me when I get back next week

 

[Diddy]

I was wondering about the 4M post, did I just miss it all?

 

[Jark]

@Soldi

OH FOR GOD'S SAKE.

now we'll NEVER GET RID!

 

[ButterTart]

I was wondering about the 4M post, did I just miss it all?

Soldi won it in that shitposting thread a few weeks back.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m back in work today, harumph.

I’m using the time between appointments to do my Cunning Linguists story so the day’s not wasted.

 

[Indie]

THANK FUCK

Idea for next year:

EbAGnezer Scrooge

 

[jivafox]

Thought I’d have a nice quiet last day of my holiday today but nope, the builders next door are back with a vengeance.

 

[Rita]

Good Morning my darlings. Was full of good intentions of going out for a run this morning but Jayne Torvill I am NOT.

 

[Jark]

Thought I’d have a nice quiet last day of my holiday today but nope, the builders next door are back with a vengeance.

Kill em with kindness. by playing Selena's iconic top 40 smash Kill Em With Kindness at full volume on loop all day.

 

[jivafox]

Kill em with kindness. by playing Selena's iconic top 40 smash Kill Em With Kindness at full volume on loop all day.

They’re playing their own SHITE, they won’t hear me

 

[Lucille]

Why have all the DOWDY CLOSETED GUYS I fucked in my early 20s now settled down with LONG TERM BOYFRIENDS whilst SAD OLD SLAG LUCY sits ON THE SHELF?

 

[Beverley]

Exactly two months to go til my book is released. WHO'S gonna buy it? I'm here to hustle for the PRE-ORDERS, bitches.

 

[big ron]

What's the message @Beverley? /keithlemon

 

[Jark]

Why have all the DOWDY CLOSETED GUYS I fucked in my early 20s now settled down with LONG TERM BOYFRIENDS whilst SAT OLD SLAG LUCY sits ON THE SHELF?

singledom is the new black.

 

[Soldi]

Can I have signed copy plz

 

[Beverley]

What's the message @Beverley? /keithlemon

Message is: Islamophobia is nasty, be nice to the brown girls

 

[Beverley]

Can I have signed copy plz

Hmmmn.... NO!

 

[Soldi]

Hmmmn.... NO!

Not buying your book then xxx

 

[Beverley]

OH GOD OKAY, I'LL STAMP IT FOR YOU

 

[Soldi]

She’s a right short tempered bitch today

 

[Beverley]

Can't help it. I've got SO much to do over the next couple of weeks. A whole fucking podcast to plan and record.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Exactly two months to go til my book is released. WHO'S gonna buy it? I'm here to hustle for the PRE-ORDERS, bitches.

Is there a preferred retailer?

 

[Tisch]

Is there a preferred retailer?

Moopy link

 

[Mats]

Exactly two months to go til my book is released. WHO'S gonna buy it? I'm here to hustle for the PRE-ORDERS, bitches.

I can't decide if I should get yours or J-Snow's...

 

[Beverley]

I can't decide if I should get yours or J-Snow's...

Don't

I can't with hers

 

[Beverley]

Is there a preferred retailer?

Not at all, really, though ofc I'm not a fan of Amazon. Where do you usually buy your books?

 

[RJN]

https://uk.bookshop.org to support a local bookstore