If you were a girl band member...

[Nancy]

...who would you be? (Not who you would like to be, but who would be your equivalent.)

I would be Jenny Frost. By no means a vocal powerhouse, but living the dream and holding her own with some iconic moments in a slightly awkward fashion. #ThankYouBaby

 

[SDF]

I literally came here to say Jenny Frost

 

[Nancy]

I literally came here to say Jenny Frost

Thank you baby

 

[Lucille]

Kerry Katona

 

[SDF]

Chantelle from Kandy Floss

 

[Nancy]

Kerry Katona

 

[RJN]

Audrey O'day. Has the potential to ruin Donald Trump Jr's marriage AND featured in ASFM. What more could you want

 

[monsta]

TINA BARRETT

 

[Kate]

The one from @Rita's girl band that she kicked out for being unable to dance in six inch heels

 

[RS]

I would be Victoria Beckham; the shy aloof lady among a bunch of wildlings.

 

[Jark]

I would be Victoria Beckham; the shy aloof lady among a bunch of wildlings.

it's the only respectable answer obviously.

 

[Rita]

Rita from Havana of course.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Queen Of Poo Vanessa White of course

HashTAG when will your faves etc.

Spoiler

 

[octophone]

Not really a "girl band" in the sense that's meant but I;d be Rose McDowall of Strawberry Switchblade. Had a fling with pop and then went back to making dark, experimental stuff and hanging around with weirdos.

 

[lolly]

The dead one from Fuzzbox

 

[Dark Carnival]

Homosexuals wanting be Victoria Beckham

 

[Iguana]

That one with glasses from Thunderbugs

 

[BoysForSeles]

Probably Jacquie from Bananarama. Not quite fitting in and not really trying to either but still doing a decent job and going out getting wasted with my own friends instead of the band at night.

 

[RS]

Homosexuals wanting be Victoria Beckham

Miserable queens hating on VB and sharing a boring, overused gif. Basic.

 

[ButterTart]

That one with glasses from Thunderbugs

Yeah, she was fit.

 

[ButterTart]

Anyway, I came in here to see if Moopy would honour its grand tradition of being the only place in the universe that still namedrops Mutya, Keisha or Siobhan.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Mollie from the Saturdays.

I have the vocal prowess for it.

 

[Loufoque]

Nicole Scherzinger

 

[RJN]

Anyway, I came in here to see if Moopy would honour its grand tradition of being the only place in the universe that still namedrops Mutya, Keisha or Siobhan.

yes but why would anyone choose to be miserable?

 

[Devil]

QUEEN Lauren Bennett.

(One of) the ropiest members in the ropiest girlband, but still inexplicably credited to a single with over 10 million copies sold

 

[Dark Carnival]

Miserable queens hating on VB and sharing a boring, overused gif. Basic.

VB queens calling others basic. The NERVE.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Sophie McDonnell from Precious

aka: one of Louise's backing singers, not the most memorable one but not the most forgettable one.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Anyway, I’m Natalie Appleton

 

[dUb]

I see myself as a bit of a Liz McClarnon. Fairly talented and nice but nobody REALLY cares.

 

[K.C.]

Shazbagz for me plz

 

[syl]

Su-Elise. Or if crossed, Vernie Bennett.

 

[Diddy]

Heidi Range
Generally pleasant but gets up peoples’ noses somehow anyway. It’s not my style, I’ll get by, and I’m gonna do this for MEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEEEeeEeeEeeEeEeEeeEeeE

 

[K.C.]

Who would be the Kelly Rowland of Moopy?

 

[Diddy]

Who would be the LaTavia of Moopy?

 

[Diddy]

Who would be the Latveria of Moopy?

 

[Pipo]

AMELLE

 

[Pipo]

Nicole Scherzinger

Great answer! I would probably choose her too or Carmit (Who?).

 

[K.C.]

Who would be the LaTavia of Moopy?

@Alla

 

[Alla]

@Alla

!

 

[funky]

I’d have to be Mel C

Not because I’m scouse. But because you know I’d desperately be trying to be real music while singing zigga-zig-ah in my glittery tracksuit

if that’s not a metaphor for my place in moopy I don’t know what is