Wednesday shat in Cwej's bidet

[Tisch]

Hi huns. Fairly uneventful evening on Moopy wasn't it?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I was so glad to see how peaceful things were when I woke up from my slumber.

 

[Iguana]

I was so glad to see how peaceful things were when I woke up from my slumber.

Yes thanks for all your help last night

 

[ButterTart]

Baby there’s a shit in the bidet.

 

[Nancy]

Good morning all! Going to try to take things slowly today and control my restlessness, starting with some mindfulness practice. Sometimes I can be my own worst enemy and get all hyper in my head.

 

[octophone]

At least we know Cilla Black won't google herself.

 

[Dr Lecter]

Morning gang . As my car still hasn’t been fixed I am now cruising around I the two seater sports car I inherited from my mum and now all I have is visions of that fabulous woman @Sheena posted a photo of once in her little two seater . Anyway that’s me today

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hey lovelies! Sending you all lots of love and positive vibes, hope this day brings you great things! xx :emoji_heartbeat::emoji_high_brightness::emoji_peace:

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Soldi]

It was fun trying to sort out the mess after drinking a bottle and a half of wine last night

 

[Nancy]

My Nan’s very ill She was violently sick yesterday all around her house, is in a state of utter confusion and fell out of bed during the night and couldn’t get up off the floor. She’s my world and I feel so helpless.

 

[Tisch]

Sorry to hear that @Nancy where is she now?

 

[Nancy]

Sorry to hear that @Nancy where is she now?

An ambulance came this morning. Trying to find out more information. Waiting on a call from my Mum.

 

[Rita]

I hope your Nan gets better soon Nancy xx

I really don’t want to do a Mel, but what happened last night?

 

[Lucille]

I hope your Nan gets better soon Nancy xx

I really don’t want to do a Mel, but what happened last night?

VV Brown found the 10 year old thread about her and is talking about it on Twitter.

 

[Rita]

VB Brown found the 10 year old thread about her and is talking about it on Twitter.

No!!

I see a thread about her now, but thought someone had just bumped it due to her latest opus or something.

 

[jivafox]

Shhhh!

 

[Kate]

I dreamt about ASFM except instead of submitting songs we were all in an art studio making t-shirts. Mine was excellent and I was trying to hide it from Ag who kept peeking at it. The SCAMP.

 

[Jark]

I travelled to the other side of the country (less far than it sounds in the Netherlands) this morning and then walked 30 mins in torrential rain but IT WAS WORTH IT cos now I have my official Dutch residence card

FUCK BREXIT AND GOD SAVE THE QUEEN*

*me

 

[Phoenix]

@Jark maybe now is not the time to post a picture of your ID

 

[Jark]

 

[floppet]

Had to go to the post office to renew my driving licence because I don't have a valid passport. I was dreading it, imagining having to fill in forms then get my photo taken all whilst listening to the old biddies in the queue behind me tutting. It took less than two minutes and was so easy. Went in, cashier scanned my letter and took my old licence, sent me into a weird Government photo booth thing and told me to remove my mask and glasses, it took a photo of me then I used a magic pen to sign my signature on a weird pad, paid contactlessly and was out of there.

 

[Tisch]

After a fairly uneventful day, I was just serving up dinner and there was a fucking mouse in our Uncle Ben's rice. We both squealed like girls and I still feel a bit sick. Washing it* down with red wine.

* The shock, not the mouse

 

[Suomi]

After a fairly uneventful day, I was just serving up dinner and there was a fucking mouse in our Uncle Ben's rice. We both squealed like girls and I still feel a bit sick. Washing it* down with red wine.

* The shock, not the mouse

are you serious ? Did you boil it in the bag?

 

[RJN]

After a fairly uneventful day, I was just serving up dinner and there was a fucking mouse in our Uncle Ben's rice. We both squealed like girls and I still feel a bit sick. Washing it* down with red wine.

* The shock, not the mouse

good thing Veganuary is over

 

[Tisch]

are you serious ? Did you boil it in the bag?

I microwaved it and emptied it onto one of our nice plates! :emoji_frowning2:

 

[Star]

After a fairly uneventful day, I was just serving up dinner and there was a fucking mouse in our Uncle Ben's rice. We both squealed like girls and I still feel a bit sick. Washing it* down with red wine.

* The shock, not the mouse

OMG! Didn't @Floppet predict this would happen?? You should have listened

 

[Kate]

I TOLD you to go and check during Ag’s dUb’s quiz. OK I didn’t specify the rice, but still.

 

[Tisch]

OMG! Didn't @Floppet predict this would happen?? You should have listened

Probably I very much doubt it's the same one from the zoom though unless he managed to scurry his way into the packet and seal it back up.

Still waiting to find the one from the zoom half rotted at some point in six months time.

 

[RJN]

I hope there aren’t dozens of mice hiding around your house

 

[Kate]

I hope you’ve tweeted Uncle Ben’s and have 2000 compensatory packets on their way!

 

[Tisch]

I hope there aren’t dozens of mice hiding around your house

Don't.

Earlier this year all our carpets were pulled up and we couldn't have our new ones fitted because Corona. One day the cats were very interested in the bathroom and a mouse suddenly crawled out of the toilet brush container and disappeared under the floorboards. Never found that one ether.

Get cats everyone they're a delight.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Kit Kat didn't give a fuck when we had a rat.

 

[floppet]

After a fairly uneventful day, I was just serving up dinner and there was a fucking mouse in our Uncle Ben's rice. We both squealed like girls and I still feel a bit sick. Washing it* down with red wine.

* The shock, not the mouse

Time to get yourself some traps and do it sooner rather than later, gestation period for a female mouse is 3 weeks, average litter of 10 babies and she can get pregnant again immediately after the birth. Once the babies are 6 weeks old they can reproduce too. You can't put poison down because of the cats. It's harsh but the old-style snap-traps are the best. If you use humane traps the mice just follow their scent back to your home when you release them.

 

[Tisch]

I hope you’ve tweeted Uncle Ben’s and have 2000 compensatory packets on their way!

Been practicing my compo face. But gutted I instantaneously threw it away tbh.

Spoiler

 

[Tisch]

Time to get yourself some traps and do it sooner rather than later, gestation period for a female mouse is 3 weeks, average litter of 10 babies and she can get pregnant again immediately after the birth. Once the babies are 6 weeks old they can reproduce too. You can't put poison down because of the cats. It's harsh but the old-style snap-traps are the best. If you use humane traps the mice just follow their scent back to your home when you release them.

We did try a humane trap a while back and it did fuck all. I don't like the idea of having to deal with a squished mouse in the morning but if it comes to it, might just have to.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm not bumping that bloody topic again. But @Moderator there's a poster called Sniffles snooping around. 0 posts, joined 2016, looking at forum forum and old Moopyrates.

 

[Lucille]

I found a mouse in my cupboard 10 years ago can I complain? And no it wasn’t witty OR tongue in cheek.

 

[Kate]

I'm not bumping that bloody topic again. But @Moderator there's a poster called Sniffles snooping around. 0 posts, joined 2016, looking at forum forum and old Moopyrates.

It's MO

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's MO

The fuck!