Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling One

[Lucille]

Eurgh is there anything worse than an EARNEST HETEROSEXUAL

 

[Apoca]

It's all about the DOUBLE KEY-CHANGE in "Horizon"

Get lost Paul, rewinding to watch Jessica again.

 

[Soldi]

The mic hanging from the ceiling reminds me of Rachel from X Factor.

“can I have the mic please, you’re just holding a stick above my head”

 

[Penelope]

That ACCENT

 

[Soldi]

Those effects are DREADFUL

 

[RJN]

Yeah I like this one a lot

 

[ButterTart]

What a fucking dirge. The microphone has more charisma than him.

 

[Sheena]

I don't mind this at all...

 

[Tisch]

I've got
THE MISSING PISS

 

[Madison]

Surely this is DTF

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh PISS OFF

 

[D5K]

This doesn’t sound like English

 

[FetchFugly]

Why did he have to come back after his face fell apart.

 

[Sheena]

What is the STRONGEST colour of the heart?

 

[Soldi]

I’ll like it more providing it doesn’t go direkt.

 

[COB]

The mic hanging from the ceiling reminds me of Rachel from X Factor.

“can I have the mic please, you’re just holding a stick above my head”

Wishing he was singing Sugar Walls now instead of this old pile of SICK

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why is he moving as if the song has energy whatsoever?

 

[Raining on Me]

That jacket needs setting on fire. If Paul's still in it, oh WELL!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I quite like his voice and I don’t hate it

 

[Soldi]

What is the STRONGEST colour of the heart?

They’re based on age groups I think, so no colour is worth more.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That was an odd camera shot

 

[RJN]

Why is he moving as if the song has energy whatsoever?

It’s the exact opposite of Jessica’s performance

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Though he is tad on the creepy side

 

[D5K]

What is the STRONGEST colour of the heart?

The colour shows which age group finds it most popular

 

[Sheena]

Mr Sheena thinks this is really good...

 

[Penelope]

KEY CHANGE!

 

[ButterTart]

This staging is fucking abysmal

 

[Raining on Me]

My connection keeps stop-starting!

 

[Alla]

The missing piss indeed.

 

[FetchFugly]

I really don't care for his voice. The song would be acceptable for that sort of thing in someone else's hands.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fuck my link keeps dying.

 

[D5K]

My connection keeps stop-starting!

No that’s just how this song goes

 

[Tisch]

Our internet keeps cutting out (sad)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Our stream is suddenly struggling.

Is it trying to save us?

 

[RJN]

You know it’s not Ed Sheeran it reminds me of, it’s Daniel mariweather

 

[Madison]

He can actually sing.

 

[VoR]

Ugh, I KNEW this dreary crap would ruin everything.

You can literally hear it on ANY radio station, ANYWHERE. Why does it have to be here?

 

[Apoca]

BRING ON ARVINGARNA

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why don't they put it live on YouTube?

 

[Sheena]

LENA'S DISCO WELLIES