Tuesday. Suomi would sell YOUR nan for smarties

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Indie]

Morning

Suomi has mean thoughts about geese

 

[ButterTart]

Morning

Suomi has mean thoughts about geese

Sexual thoughts about geese, I heard. They’re known to be very sexual animals but it’s still not appropriate.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Suomi had sex with my Christmas Dinner.

 

[GNL]

Sexual thoughts about geese, I heard. They’re known to be very sexual animals but it’s still not appropriate.

#notallgeese

Asexual geese exist. Asexual geese are VALID. Asexual geese erasure is NOT OKAY.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Suomi will happy slap your friends and family WITH FECES, for disagreeing on song lyrics. He knows about Google.

 

[COB]

There's a lot of snow here today

 

[Suomi]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Suomi was a close personal friend and mentor, and I will remember him fondly.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's been snowing since Saturday night here. A little more predicted today.

 

[Mats]

had a pretty flurry of snow yesterday, today is semi blue skies but I can tell from the white asphalt that it's ARCTIC outside

got a spa hotel booked for tonight tho so I'll live

 

[Penelope]

Suomi tried to kill me several times throughout the year 2018

 

[Dark Carnival]

Heating is broken. It’s 11 fucking degrees in the office

 

[AGinAg (37)]

had a pretty flurry of snow yesterday, today is semi blue skies but I can tell from the white asphalt that it's ARCTIC outside

got a spa hotel booked for tonight tho so I'll live

We've had one on the cards since December 2019. I just want a massage.

 

[ButterTart]

Suomi tried to kill me several times throughout the year 2018

Yes but we’re talking about all the BAD things he’s done.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Heating is broken. It’s 11 fucking degrees in the office

Surely that's illegal to make you stay there?

 

[GNL]

I'm pretty sure it's colder in my flat than out of it at this point.

 

[ButterTart]

Suomi is notorious for neither reading nor understanding the standing orders.

 

[ButterTart]

Heating is broken. It’s 11 fucking degrees in the office

Do you not have a minimum temperature by law? We’d have been sent home.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Do you not have a minimum temperature by law? We’d have been sent home.

Surely that's illegal to make you stay there?

My boss was quick to bring out the electric radiators

 

[GNL]

Do you not have a minimum temperature by law? We’d have been sent home.

They've never reached it. They call a general strike and start setting fire to cars in the street for warmth before it gets there

 

[AGinAg (37)]

And... it's snowing again.

 

[Mats]

We've had one on the cards since December 2019. I just want a massage.

no treatments so I'll have to rely on Mr M to caress my rolls. still it's going to be nourishment for the soul with a large tub, bathrobes and room service

 

[Mats]

Heating is broken. It’s 11 fucking degrees in the office

cuddle up with all the rats

 

[AGinAg (37)]

no treatments so I'll have to rely on Mr M to caress my rolls. still it's going to be nourishment for the soul with a large tub, bathrobes and room service

Yeah the venue reopened in the summer without treatments and I thought WHAT'S THE POINT?

 

[Dark Carnival]

cuddle up with all the rats

Or do what you usually do, skin them and wear their fur

 

[Nancy]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got the flat!!!!!! The landlord accepted my offer (which was under what they were asking for, but I thought I'd be cheeky!)

I'm over the moon!

 

[Lucille]

What percent under did you offer Nancy? Im starting my flat hunt next month and it’d be handy to know what offers are being accepted atm.

 

[Lucille]

Oh yeah congrats!

 

[Nancy]

What percent under did you offer Nancy? Im starting my flat hunt next month and it’d be handy to know what offers are being accepted atm.

It was on for £650pcm and I offered £625. Not a huge amount under, but enough to feel like a small victory.

 

[floppet]

I have to go into work today. Unfortunately I've been a lazy bint and haven't cleared any snow off the car all weekend so the windscreeen is about four layers of snow-ice.

 

[Mats]

congratulations, Nancy!

now, what furniture are we buying?

 

[jivafox]

A LAVA LAMP

 

[Mats]

Or do what you usually do, skin them and wear their fur

 

[COB]

:emoji_radio_button: I'm in this photo and I don't like it

 

[Rita]

I got my wish and we are SNOWED IN. A lot more due today too.

 

[Rita]

Good Morning you beautiful,dapper bunch.

 

[Nancy]

Good Morning you beautiful,dapper bunch.

Hiya REET! Today is a GOOD day!

 

[Rita]

Hiya REET! Today is a GOOD day!

It certainly is darling. Congratulations.x

 

[The Asexual Goose]

#notallgeese

Asexual geese exist. Asexual geese are VALID. Asexual geese erasure is NOT OKAY.

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