What's in Enya's handbag?

[Kate]

Sexy dog incest porn

 

[Lucille]

A fleshlight.

 

[Diddy]

A pack of Chipolatas

 

[Alla]

Test

 

[rocketstail]

A rubber chicken.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A dropped kebab.

 

[ButterTart]

The Haynes manual for a 1981 Ford Granada.

 

[ButterTart]

A Stella glass she robbed from The Lamb and Flag.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@Lucille

 

[Kate]

A signed photo of Noel Edmonds

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A signed potato of Noel Edmonds

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Chilled sperm

 

[Kate]

Pritt Stick

 

[Diddy]

An endless string of colourful handkerchiefs

 

[Diddy]

A stepladder

 

[Kate]

A meecrowahvay

 

[Diddy]

A suitcase

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A sense of shame

 

[Dark Carnival]

A pickle

 

[Tisch]

Latvia

 

[ButterTart]

Massive novelty sunglasses

 

[ButterTart]

A trundle wheel

 

[ButterTart]

The Florida ballots

 

[Jark]

Dark Moopy

 

[Pingu]

£45 and a knackered Nokia 3310.

 

[Diddy]

A fake Saudi passport

 

[Lucille]

Eyes of a stranger

 

[jivafox]

@Diddy’s latest farmyard erotica TOME.

 

[Diddy]

A dildo called “Black Beauty”

 

[ButterTart]

Her Enya-brand tampons, Orinoco Heavy Flow

 

[dmlaw]

Three fully completed albums, which she does not plan to release out of spite.

 

[ButterTart]

A lock of Natasha Bedingfield’s chest hair.

 

[Diddy]

A big bag of coke

 

[Alla]

Heather Mills' prosthetic limb

 

[Diddy]

A large Costco jar of Jelly Bellys

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Raw horse meat

 

[ButterTart]

The only copy of her unreleased cover of Ricky Martin’s Shake Your Bon Bon.

 

[big ron]

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[AGinAg (37)]

[REDACTED]

*reports*

 

[jivafox]

Cherie Blair’s grin.